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Title: ronaldo, charges dropped Post by: Whits on Monday, October 24, 2005, 10:00:44 The Police have dropped all charges against Ronaldo as they could not take
a sperm sample from the lady, she said that he dribbled alot but didnt get anywhere near the box!! :D :D Title: ronaldo, charges dropped Post by: Johno on Monday, October 24, 2005, 10:07:01 :soapy tit wank:
Title: ronaldo, charges dropped Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, October 24, 2005, 12:57:01 The Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself,"There's something he's needing.'" After casting about for a suitable pearl, He kept messing around and created a girl. Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender. Two lovely hips to increase his desire, And rounded and firm to bring out the fire. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you. Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder. 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing. Then he added a mouth. Ruined the whole f*cking thing Very Apt I feel! Title: Re: ronaldo, charges dropped Post by: Spud on Monday, October 24, 2005, 20:11:55 Quote from: "Whits" The Police have dropped all charges against Ronaldo as they could not take a sperm sample from the lady, she said that he dribbled alot but didnt get anywhere near the box!! :D :D :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: |