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Title: Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post Post by: Elsterap on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 20:56:28 News from Yorskhire
Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post: "A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire. Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind. "The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road. Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me." He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency. His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed. Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness." Title: Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post Post by: yeo on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:01:13 :shock:
Dont say it! Title: Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post Post by: DMR on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:02:20 No wonder your dog tried to top himself 8)
Title: Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post Post by: Tails on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:02:53 lovely :shock:
Title: Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:03:36 i was enjoying my evening before that
Title: Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post Post by: Spencer_White on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:06:39 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Another Martin. Do we have any Martins here? Title: Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:09:57 Wind up surely?!
A judge wouldn't use the word buggered!!!! Title: Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post Post by: Danjackson10 on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:10:11 BLOODY HELL
Title: Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:12:05 Quote from: "Spencer_White" :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Another Martin. Do we have any Martins here? magic is a martin :D I've never seen the word bugger used in it's proper context since Withnail & I 8) Title: Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post Post by: Spencer_White on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:25:30 There is a good Martin then. http://67.18.37.16/525/186/emo/fing32.gif
Title: Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:30:01 he's ginger so loses points
Title: Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post Post by: Spencer_White on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:30:58 My sisters ginger, so I always stick up for them.
Title: Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:33:04 you can't stick up for chris evans though, surely?
Title: Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post Post by: DMR on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:34:54 or reeves for king
Title: Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:43:19 Quote from: "dave_m_russell" or reeves for king Or r4e :(Title: Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post Post by: Spencer_White on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:53:37 Quote from: "sonicyouth" you can't stick up for chris evans though, surely? Nope. Just people who get picked on cos they are ginger. Im fed up with it. Your born with it just like the colour of your skin. Title: Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:55:54 in that case, i was born fat!
Title: Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post Post by: yeo on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:56:34 Quote from: "dave_m_russell" or reeves for king Best hair in Swindon 8) Title: Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post Post by: walrus on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:58:40 Quote from: "reeves4england" Wind up surely?! A judge wouldn't use the word buggered!!!! It's a technical term, ala sod. Good thing I live in Uxbridge Yeovil.... :D Title: Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post Post by: DMR on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:59:44 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" Quote from: "dave_m_russell" or reeves for king Best hair in Swindon 8) he'll be so proud Title: Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post Post by: Spencer_White on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 22:09:54 Quote from: "sonicyouth" in that case, i was born fat! So was I! :nod: |