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Title: how,s this my fault Post by: red macca on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 14:30:06 i had what i call a sexy dream about a girl i know,her boyfreind found out and wants to know what the fuck im doing dreaming about his bird,,,we had words and i explained i will never dream again :roll: :?
Title: how,s this my fault Post by: DMR on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 14:32:01 how the fuck did he find out
Title: how,s this my fault Post by: red macca on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 14:34:50 Quote from: "dave_m_russell" how the fuck did he find out :soapy tit wank: :soapy tit wank: i did tell his missus but it was in good jest...Title: how,s this my fault Post by: DMR on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 14:42:41 you moron 8)
Title: how,s this my fault Post by: red macca on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 14:51:32 i didnt think she was that stupid to tell him bloody women
Title: how,s this my fault Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 17:52:04 Never pay a woman a compliment young man, they will take offence. You cannot win as a man, accept it.
Say you had a nightmare about her and woke up in a cold sweat :) Title: how,s this my fault Post by: yeo on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 17:53:50 I had a dream that I was comparing my tache with Kinky Toms 8)
Thats twice ive dreamt of Tom now. Title: how,s this my fault Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 17:56:37 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" I had a dream that I was comparing my tackle with Kinky Toms 8) . Were you wearing women's clothes at the time? Title: how,s this my fault Post by: Bob's Orange on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 17:58:01 I had a dream about cleaning my teeth the other night. My toothbrush was snapped for some reason.
Dreams are aceio although I hardly have any I can remember. My most memorable one was when I was ordered to see our Prime Minister as he wanted me to catch Osama Bin Laden. The PM was Russ Abbott! Title: how,s this my fault Post by: DV on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 18:01:39 when I dream, it always results in me being desperate for a whazz, the other night I was stuck in the club shop. Then I wake up and in reality need a whazz, have one and go back to sleep....weird
Title: how,s this my fault Post by: Bob's Orange on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 18:04:28 Maybe it is because the club shop is a load of piss.
Title: how,s this my fault Post by: Tails on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:03:42 serves you right for being stupid enough to tell her.
Title: how,s this my fault Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:04:26 i must admit it was a bit daft wasn't it Deano?
Title: how,s this my fault Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:12:17 Hey I had a wet dream about you last night...
Not clever Title: how,s this my fault Post by: Spencer_White on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:26:52 You still get them wet ones. We dont.
Title: how,s this my fault Post by: Kinky Tom on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 21:30:52 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" I had a dream that I was comparing my tache with Kinky Toms 8) Thats twice ive dreamt of Tom now. Crikey. :shock: Title: how,s this my fault Post by: walrus on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 22:10:51 I had my first ever wet dream the other week.... after a dream about playing for Swindon vs. Jenas United. Bet you wanted to hear that. :|
I think I usually wank too much to get one. I woke up thinking I was about to piss myself.... Title: how,s this my fault Post by: DMR on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 22:12:49 I admire your honesty :D
Title: how,s this my fault Post by: yeo on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 22:13:38 Quote from: "Kinky Tom" Quote from: "Yeovil Red" I had a dream that I was comparing my tache with Kinky Toms 8) Thats twice ive dreamt of Tom now. Crikey. :shock: Dont worry Tom they werent sexy dreams. You must have impressed me,maybe I wish I was you! :shock: Title: how,s this my fault Post by: walrus on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 22:13:46 Quote from: "dave_m_russell" I admire your honesty :D At the moment, I don't feel like I've got much to lose! :D Title: how,s this my fault Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 22:37:59 walrus im starting to worry about you, you really dont need to be so frank with us on here, when you were in the pub saturday did you look around and think to yourself "these are the sort of people who i can trust and on whose advice i shall take"
no you didnt did you. Title: how,s this my fault Post by: walrus on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 22:38:53 Quote from: "mexico red" walrus im starting to worry about you, you really dont need to be so frank with us on here, when you were in the pub saturday did you look around and think to yourself "these are the sort of people who i can trust and on whose advice i shall take" no you didnt did you. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Everyone other than Sonic looked alright :D Cheers dad, I'll bare the advice in mind... Any ideas how to get spunk stains out of my Calvin's? Title: how,s this my fault Post by: DMR on Sunday, October 23, 2005, 22:50:32 yes, well sort of
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