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This might cheer you up, hearing my tale of woe.  This weekend was billed as one of the best - FM2006 coming out, Swindon at home, visiting the girlfriend - ideal weekend!

My girlfriend has now told me she wants to talk to me about something - words of death.  I asked her if everything was okay between us and she ignored that, so I'm bricking it now.  I was so looking forward to this weekend but now I'm just dreading it.  I'll be at the Town game worrying.  I am crap at switching off - FM06 may help, it has yet to be seen!

In addition to this I feel awful after 4 hours sleep and a heavy night last night followed by a bit too much weed for my puny lungs...  I have to write about the Oedipus complex but I really can't be bothered.  Urrrrggggghhhh.

Maybe she is up the duff?  :wink:

Just have some more weed.

Which girlfriend?

The God Botherer or the Fat Chink?

That's what I was thinking. Good luck!

And there was Walrus, thinking he was just going to get dumped :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Whats teh saying:

What goes around comes around!

Your fucked mate, she must have met a bloke at bristol uni!

...or at Aston Gate. :|

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

The God-Botherer.  We had a pregnancy scare a couple of weeks ago so it's not that - she'd tell me over the phone.  I'm fucked aren't I!   :(

P.S.:  The one who Sonic and Dave fancy (the fat Chink) is not my girlfriend!  She was a one-nighter in my free and single week at uni before I got back with my missus....

So the girl at Bentford - is she really a town fan, or was she wearing one of your shirts?

Genuine Town Fan, and season ticket holder I believe.  She was going to the game and I'd have felt mean if I hadn't offered her a lift.  It wasn't too awkward so all in all a good day!

so she is not the one that gave you a wank in the woods?

How many birds do you have?  :wink:

My girlfriend did that soapy tit wank.

There's only two!  I've only been with China-woman once, when I was smashed.

He's being greedy isn't he, while at the same time making the male of the species look bad to boot.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:   Fucking hell I'm being portrayed as some kind of pimp!

I'm quite boring - just a girlfriend of 20 odd months and one minor misdemeanor (when we weren't going out!).  I've never two-timed anyone...  Mainly 'cos I couldn't!

I see said the blind man to the deaf dog.  Maybe you gave her crabs or warts?

I can just see this ending up on Tricia, or Jerry Springer  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I've barely ever 1 timed anyone!!! :evil:

Jeremy Kyle would be better he has a real go at people sometimes!

only kidding walrus  :wink:

I can't take this it's doing my nut.  Half of me wants to jump in the car and drive to Bristol now...  Should I ask her over the phone to tell me?  Or bad idea...?

too right, jeremy kyle is the best one around at the mo

i've been getting my full student daytime tv dose, although i am a little anxious that takeshi's castle hasn't been on challenge tv for about a week now  :cry:

Just cut to the chase pal.  Ask her:

 'Do you (still) like me sex-wise?'

That should get to the bottom of it. :)

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: This is better than Trisha - it's made my afternoon (slow day)

Man I love takeshi's castle, it makes me chuckle.  I know it is on saturdays about 6pm.

Just ask her straight Walrus KT is right you need to get to the bottom of it and it is unfair of her to keep you waiting til the weekend. If she won't tell you then call her bluff and tell her you don't care.  That will usually make them tell you. if it backfires don't hurt me.

NR, I bet you're kicking yourself it took you so long to defect arn't you? :mrgreen:

I'd phone her and find out.

If she's found this forum on the net at Uni you're definately fucked!

yeah that happened to me, my bloke thought I was having an affair with sonic  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:   Wish I was, sonic is twice the man he is  :D

Good Partridge Quote KT.

:D   I imagine she'd learn nothing new if she had, I've been pretty honest with her to be honest.

I sent a bit of a soppy text (I am a bit of a soppy wuss to be honest...) and sorta alluded to the fact I'm worried.  I'm phoning her tonight so I might find out then....

bollocks to that phone her now, I want to know what it is before I go home  :wink:

 8)



Good man - if it's bad news don't get too down - I spent a year at uni gutted I wasn't seeing this girl, but it wasn't worth it.

Uni is such a good time that it's not worth worrying about too much stuff, just enjoy yourself.

Eh...Calm Down....

Actually phone her now and tell us all  :twisted:

Cheers Tom - I'll try...

She hasn't replied to my text and is online but her status is away.  She has her music on though, but not replying to me.  Ohhh dear.   :|

I'd phone her but she has an appointment soon...  Plus I can't make it look like I care too much, although my stomach is in knots.  The more I think about the more it screws me up.

Go have a stiff brandy, add some port, that should do the trick  :D

Did you not read the part about my hangover?!?!  No way ever!  I'm never drinking again FACT!

That sounds horrid Bird.  I reckon a few shots of flaming sambuka always serve to lighten the mood.

honestly port and brandy is a very nice drink, and well known for settling the stomach.  

Forgot about the hangover Walrus, go have a raw egg and tomato juice then  :wink:

My all time pet hate:

Some people actually mean it when they say it too! A good hangover is often the reward for a good night!

I didn't used to be able to post as regularly so couldn't keep up with you lot.

But compared to Townend, the thisisstfc forum is utter shite

Long live the Townend and fuck my job    :beers:

Maybe she thinks your gay?

Feck off Ralph  :twisted:  :D

She didn't say, just said Don't Worry.  Easier said than done!

I tried.  I'll have to try on the phone tonight.  I fucking hate not knowing, I'm the last person you should ever tell you're going to tell me something as the anticipation gets me!

I would say don't worry but you never know with women.

Allways expect the very worse, anything less is a relief.

My dad told me that.

Dont worry to much Walrus, my Wife left me when she was four months pregnant, ive got a fucking massive morgage, and a baby due in 3 months, and i live in this great big house all on my own and she's living with her mum and dad in a 2 bed in Walcot.............. so cheer up mate!

Things could be worse Compo, you could work for Royal Mail  :soapy tit wank:

At least you got to go to the last day of the Ashes though.

Nice one Ralphy..............fucking shit hole, i work with Leggett and Spud, at least i get out and about, fuck processing!

I would kill myself if i was stuck in a Mail centre all day. Bad enough for 4 hours in a delivery office before i go out on delivery.

Sorry lads you'll have to wait for an answer to this one.  I'm going to Bristol tomorrow to sort whatever it is out....  And if it's really bad I might not tell you....  :D

It's not something I've done....  not sure if that's a good or a bad thing?

Ah, it's something you haven't done - even worse. :|

Not something you've done?!?  Oh no, that means she's been playing away!!!  Unlucky kid.

Is she the type who says '' i don't think i can see you this weekend '' sometimes?

If so, she may want freedom.  Hits you right in the gut but there is nothing you can do mate.

Tell her what you said above, she'll find it really sweet. Say you love her before she tell you what's up. The sooner you sort it the better, otherwise it would just go around in your head.
Just be really honest to her and tell her what you said to us.
Remember it's not worth thinking of ''what if?''
Good luck.

No that's usually me!  She's always willing to see me, she's a diamond  :D

I can't see her playing away - she's not the type, fuck me I really really hope it's not that.

I know how you feel Walrus cos my ex mate shagged my then girlfriend.  It fucked me up royally but you have to be a man and say '' her loss''.

Maybe she wants to marry you walrus.

He's really in deep shit now  :roll:

(Happily married for 5 years btw)

fuck you coming to bristol tonight! i better pack my stuff up and fuck off

That's a long way to go to get dumped.  I've got to go 20 miles to get dumped tomorrow and I'm going to ask for my petrol money afterwards :D

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:   Cheers mate that's cheered me up.

I hope it ain't to get dumped.  I'm gonna ring her later and demand to know, or I won't sleep tonight.

 Stop being such a wuss Walrus.....never go chasing after birds, it'll give completely the wrong impression....like you really care.

I'm not joking, I think it's a fucking liberty :D


And she's done it all wrong, it's supposed to be done at a neutral place, not your own house.  And she should have dumped me before I went abroad for three months.  Schoolgirl error.  I might make a slideshow for her of where she went wrong in our relationship :advercool:

You'd be on a pretty quick train to slapsville, although it'd be worth it to see the look on her face as you whack out a projector announcing: "Now here's when you went wrong, you clown".

Reg - I do care!  What alternative do I have?  I've got to find out.  I'm gonna shoot myself at this rate, I can't take the suspense it's mad.

She.......is...........going.............to ask you to get rid of the Mullet !!!

Painfully I know, you'll get over it with time...

Ooohhh you bitch...

Paul says:
besides, since we've been at uni i told you when you came to visit that i wanted to try and make it work because i did still love you, i've been pretty straight with you to be honest. if you aint sure how we stand, you can ask....  or go kiss some guy to reaffirm the boundaries.  either way


She kissed some guy when she was pissed.  Doesn't seem all that bad, although I was pretty angry when she told me, but I feel a damn sight better now than I did.  Still letting her know I'm pretty hurt though  :D

it was probly more than that... damage limitation... :wink:

Fuck off!!!!  Nah I believe her.  Would anyone chuck her for that?

nah, we all do that from time to time. just get her to make up for it...

Walrus, women are like buses, if you miss this one then another one will be along shortly  :D

my words of wisdom for today, don't forget them

Problem is that some women are like buses:
Slow, ugly, smelly and they rarely come.....

Did you watch that thing about the club owner in Spain last night Whits?

Is that all!

What a let down, I was expecting a dumped, suicidal, drowning his sorrows drunk Walrus letting out his emotions on the TEF.

Oh well, you've got every right to go and knob another chick as revenge now, eh  :twisted:  :D

I saw that KT. My kind of job!  :mrgreen:

(until it all went tits up - excuse the pun)

To be honest id go mad at that, cheating is cheating

:nod:

No offence Walrus but if it was reverse he would be out the door!  Pissed or not pissed - not acceptable.

I only watched about ten minutes of it, just happened to see the bit about women/buses.

Yeh the problem is, it sounds like she likes the guy...  I don't know if it's just something drunken or....  It's her fucken flatmate.  Gutted.   :cry:

I'm very much hoping I get to meet him.   :nod:

and do what? Change hairstyle tips and exchange make up!

Twat him one!

He's a fucking ginger too...   :x

oh dear... wish i could say something positive, but i think your screwed.

Call Li Tie or whatever her name is...

your in fuckin trouble tomorrow son :evil:

I wrote a long reply to this, read it back and I sounded like a bloody agony aunt. So I deleted it.

In summary: See her later, talk honestly, resolve things one way or another, get you're knob wet either way, find him, twat him, go to the game tomorrow.

Sounds like a plan.  I've had a really sleepless night, I'm not going to bed in a good mood later!

Magic - you're not ginger - you're bald!!

R4E is ginger though.

and me... :(

Not really I didn't think, unless your sister dyes it.  

BTW, liking the avarter, even if it has made the brothers Gallagher redundant.

Cheers, i got bored again...

Who dyes there hair, honestly?!

I used to, my hair has been really dark brown, really blonde, red and an odd shade of blue/purple.

I get really bored with hair, so try all sorts out.

Blue?! :shock:

I demand you dye it red and get the handlebar 'tache back for the City game!!

Yeah, the odd coulour was because my sister left some dye on too long - it actually looke quite cool in a wierd way.

I could get some temporary red dye for the shitty game, I will do the tache if demand is high enough.

Yes demand is very very high for the tache :D

I might try and grow one as well 8)

Do it. 8)

This deserves a thread of its own. :D

Start one then.

 Violence is no good Walrus.....just makes you liook like a little kid....you don't own the bird....she's free to make her own choices and if it involves someone else that's the way it is.

Dont listen to Reg.

I say twat him!

(not Reg the ginger housemate)

The Tales of Walrus. Now available on VHS And 2 Disc DVD.

:mrgreen:

And fuckin' proud!  :wink:

somehow....soapy tit wank. only joking mate, i love your flowing ginger hair.

anyway, haysie should grow a tache for the city game, or attempt! would be funny!

bring him to the game we can all twat him

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R4E also known as Mossop

An Update
Shit me what a weekend, I've never cried so much, or eaten so little in my life!  It transpires this guy seems to like her, and she likes him.  We're on a break, and will see what she thinks.  We were going for a normal weekend then having it out on Monday, but KT made me realise how fucking stupid that was.  We had it out, and it doesn't make for good listening.  I'm pretty much reocvered now, though I still want her.  I just hope that the 5% chance we have of carrying on comes into fruition.  Maybe I should spend the next 3 or 4 weeks getting a 6-pack?!

Alas I didn't get to twat the guy - he wasn't there....  So I pissed in his orange juice and added some washing up liquid, dropped a few a pubes in and smeared my cock on the rim for good measure!!   :evil:

Who gave you my passport pic?

That's what I call a cocktail!

Women are mainly cunts in my experience. Harsh...............................................but fair.

I won't have that Edinburgh....  They've got tits as well.   :D

Yeah, and some of them have quite magnificent ones! Never trust a woman. They all either want 2 things, money or cock.

(Or minge if they eat from the bushy plate)

Sorry to hear that mate.

Now pull yourself together and get me to 'uddersfield  :wink:

I dont get why you wouldnt want to be single when your 18 and at uni?

Especially with you hair!

Shag some more fat Chinese Swindon fans that'll sort you.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Sorry 2 ere how things have turned out 4 u Wal, but fuck it, i know it hurts like fuck but there is just someone waiting for you, its only time till u meet them!

yepvil's right mate, chin up and just enjoy your freedom

Eh spud, u know me and Karen have split

But my girlfriend is great - we get on well together, and she's fucking awesome in bed.  Singledom does have it's pluses, and I know a long-distance relationship has it's drawbacks, but I don't want it to end, not like this.  I'd hate to be rejected for another bloke!

Fuck Huddersfield, Wise Men Say made me cry on Saturday, I can't take it.  I'll go if you promise you won't sing.

You're at Uni Walrus, enjoy yourself fella.

Dex loves these threads :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I won't  :D

Mate, I don't really know what to say otherwise. If she's with someone else then perhaps you're better off out of it?

i can just imagine the response he'll put on here when (if) he bothers reading it  :D

i'd always shag you if you're feeling lonely walrus

I might hold you to that!

Dave I wish it was that simple.  But 19 months, and a great 19 months at that, isn't something I would throw away lightly.  She gave me a handjob just before I left, so who knows what she wants?  I don't think she knows herself...

Surely a simple goodbye would have been more appropriate?. 8)

I think she's plain fucking you about then to be honest

"I'm with someone else" then cracks you one off?

I'd give her a good hiding  8)

Give her some anal love and dont leave until she cant walk.  :wink:

Who am I to resist?  I don't know what to do.  I think she still likes me, just confused about her feelings towards this Tim.  Tim.  Fucking hate that name.  Anyone on here called Tim who I can lambast?

P.S.:  Sonic can you move this topic into another forum - I'm worried she might see it....   :oops:

see t'other thread- he's only last 5 minutes

not me mate!

ha, walrus, would she really be reading?

I'm fucked if she is.  Paranoia in all probableness, I dunno.  My state of mind is frazzled, someone slapping me on the arse and a bowl of ice cream just made feel a whole lot better.  I'm such a girl.

walrus maaan, just like, totally get on with it. i mean life has dealt you a hard hand thats for sure, look at your hair for starters.

but the seagulls always follow the trawlers, but they tend to follow the one with the most rubbish. formidaaable monsieur.

whatever you do champ, dont let it get you down. chin up mate, we'll all be at the merlin next week, i'll buy you a pint, stroke your leg and whisper the words to bryan adams' songs in your pretty little ears

plenty more fish in the see big guy

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

DID I MENTION FUCK OFF YOU ABSOLUTE QUEERS

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I love Bryan Adams  :D

True, but surely if I've got something great, it's worth giving it a shot if there's a tiny chance it'll keep going?  I'm crap at pulling anyway....  (As you saw from the evidence ast Brentford!)  8)

drunken antics don't count to be fair

Walrus my bisexual friend, if she is sniffing round other men then fuck her. She obviously doesn't consider your feelings does she.

Better off out i say. Never beg, she'll realise her mistake.

too true, that must have been the worst drive home from bristol? Fucking hate it when your lass dumps you and you have the drive home!

Chin up mate, dex wont buy you a beer he never buys anything!  Even if you sort it out wont this tim be living in halls with her? If you can take that then fair fucking play I wouldnt.  As for teh things you did to him top man

My advice of all my 34 years long .. tho it must be remembered Im single myself at the mo .. tho quite frankly I prefer it that way...

Is forget her .. for now

if she wants u she will let you know .. u can be sure of that

There are absolutely loads of women at uni .. you aint a bad looking bloke Walrus so im sure there are plenty up for it ... live a little ... and enjoy whats on offer ...

I personally loved being single at uni

So chin up ... and get me and Dave to Uddersfield!!  :beers:

Keep your head up Walrus, ive never met you but you sound as if you really care about this girl, give each other a week to sort your heads out ,dont contact her,then ask her whats she wants,if she says that she doesnt know,then walk away.It hurts like fuck for weeks and you feel that you will never meet any one better than her again, believe me ive been there,i didnt eat for two weeks,lost 2 stone in weight and drank far too much alchohol .Then i met the most wonderful,beautifull girl in the world and we have just got engaged. Hang on in there mucker,things will get better.

Makes my Saturday night seem a little less rubbish/embarassing now!

Chin up, fella!

walrus, kick her in the cunt, she ain't worth it.  It is these situations that can fuck you up for a long time so you are better off without her.

Confirmation of what women are like from Birdy there!!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Hey I still havent met u .. u ARE avoiding me arent u! 8)

Okay maybe I'm not giving a fair enough account.  She is a great girl, and I know her well enough to know she isn't deliberating being a bitch, and her botched attempts to protect me have probably made things worse.  It started on the Thursday when I saw on MSN her being a touch off, so I asked if anything was up.  She said no, but on further inquiry, said she wanted to talk this weekend.  The suspense was killing me, so I rang her at 9.45pm that night and demanded to know, when she told me about Tim.  I was devastated, but within 30 minutes I was willing to forgive her.  A relatively minor event in a long-distance relationship, and something I had secretly thought was inevitable.

I drove up there in floods of tears, Savage Garden blaring out the radio, 110mph all the way, overtaking sometimes in the hard-shoulder, just really not giving a fuck.  Something had cut me deep overnight, as I hadn't slept, eaten or thought about anything else.

On arrival we worked through the problem, but something seemed wrong.  She remained distant.  I had to really drag the next bit out of her, but it transpired she might want to be single, which was gutting to hear, especially after resolving the problems and telling people all was fine.  We reached an agreement to go through the weekend as normal and talk on Monday, as she said she needed time, and I can't exactly hop on a bus and see her every day!

We went to the local student bar that night with her flatmates (minus Tim who convieniently went home for the weekend) and I was fine.  The drink in fact helped, but a phonecall from a uni mate who I've known a matter of weeks yielded an outburst of emotion, and I just broke down on the phone to him.

I composed myself, but that night we stayed up and chatted till about 4.30am, sleeping in each other's arms.  It seems a constant contradiction.  Saturday at the football I was a bit shaky, and when we scored I merely smiled, which is not like me at all.  It was almost a relief, I needed Swindon to get a decent result.  Then on the way home from the match I snapped.  I tonked the car home, and was really off with her, being pretty sarcy, before a comment alluding to the amount of time it had taken to bed her sent her running for the toilet.

Later we watched R.Williams Live on C4, all loved up like nothing happened.  We slept together again, and Sunday was a decent enough day.  I took her food shopping in the car, we chatted, we fooled around, and we agreed I'd see her after the break and sort something out, although she didn't seem too hopeful we'd continue.  The drive home was hell.  I really don't want another one, but we'll see.  The only blot on Sunday was a text she received about 5 o'clock.  She didn't want to read it, but I forced her to, and I saw something to the effect of: "I really need a massage".  She instantly deleted it, without reading it herself, and didn't even bother trying to reply.  She was trying to protect me, but I'm still worried as to what exactly.  She'd said it was awkward between them, but it didn't fucking look like it!

Sorry, there's a lot there, but probably helps you understand more, or not....   :?

Its shit when people mess you around .. dont take it personal . she likes u thats for sure .. but its hard being a couple when you are at different universities ... maybe keep it simple and relaxed ... and meet her occasionally .. stay friends .... and trust me mate you WILL find another bird no probs ... and I dare say she will be better! :wink:

Fucking hell mate, you're in a bad situation.  Just for the record, I have no advice.  

But hope it works out ok.

She wants to have the best of both worlds. Don't let her.

Are you suggesting I kill Tim?  Won't I get in trouble?

I'm just going to avoid her for the break, hope that she realises she misses me.  If not, there's fuck all I can do.  We'll probably stay pretty close friends anyway as we've always got on really well outside the bedroom too...

Yeah go on. Kill him.

yeh walrus...KILL! KILL! KILL! if you do, i take no responsibility whatsoever. Blame DMR. My opinion though walrus, being the young and having no experience at all person, i would just leave her. she must be quite fit if you are still considering staying with her!

s'pose you could do...

Actually that comment comes from the experience I have had with men.  There are only so many times you can be treated like shit before you snap and start becoming bitter.

no not avoiding you was coming to merlin but got to Faringdon and realised I had forgotten my season ticket, had to go back.  Missed first 10 mins of game.  My own fault for being a spoonhead  :x

Awww poor birdy .. youve had it bad I take it then!

Trouble is when you treat a girl nicely it seems to be they wish you was a bad boy!!

Treating my ex girlfriends well never did me any good and they generally now have boyfriends who treat them like shit .. never could work that one out!

Then girls tell you they wish they were treated better!! I think its mainly driven by knob and tits size at the end of the day

If youve a big knob girls dont care if they are treated like shit
If youve got big tits boys dont care if they are treated like shit!

 :soapy tit wank:

so basically your admiting you have a small knob?

It is true, you treat a girl well and then they finish saying they are not happy.  Give them shit they love it.  Relationships arent worth the heartache at the end.

hadnt thought of that!!!  :oops:

i've never subscribed to the "treat 'em mean" school of thought, i can't see how it works.

your much better off without her mate. i cant be bothered to go into much detail or it'll end up like an essay, but basically i was with a girl for about 3 years, and all the time she kept doing stuff like your girl is doing to you. i put up with it for ages (fuck knows why?!) but eventually had enough & told her where to go. it feels so much better to let it all go.

it hurts at first but you will get over her eventually & find someone else  8)

Ive never treated them mean either just cant do that

I think that by posting naughty pics of her on this forum, you will have enacted some suitable revenge to move on. :wink:

Me? I never did!

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
A very common trait in a serial Killer

well in that case it confirms i am indeed not one then! :-))(

You were very quick to deny that Fats.I dont think I said you were :D

Right, cheers for the replies, it is, in an odd way, a big help, especially the ones which have made me laugh.  But I've decided to ignore the advice - how do I win her back?  I think I've seen a picture of this punk, and I'm pretty sure he's a ginger and not particularly good looking.  I'm thinking of ignoring her as much as possible on the break in the hope she misses me and needs me back, but is this risky?  I'll put all the hours in the gym God sends, and stretch my cock for 10 minutes every night before I go to bed.

What'd you guys recommend?!

 Becoming extremely rich or famous tends to work.

Walrus, you must do what YOU think is right at the end of the day.Listen to your head not your heart. Find some dirty old bint to shag and see if that takes your mind of off it :D . But joking apart, give her and you some time and space and see what happens,what will be, will be.

if you could post a NORMAL picture of her on here maybe we could understand your way of thinking better !!  :wink:

Walrus, a few years back i was in a relationship with a girl who was absolutely gorgeous. She was taking me for a ride big style. Still seeing her ex, shagging my mate but because it was my first proper girlfriend i couldn't see the wood for the trees.

I spoilt her and she was loving it. I never thought about what she got upto cos i was pleased as punch about my 'trophy bird'.

She eventually dumped me and i was a complete mess. I find out down the local that my mate had been shagging her while i was with her.

I learnt my lesson though and never judge a girl on looks anymore, cos a good trusting relationship is far more important.

You may think this girl is fit as fuck but trust me mate, more will come along. Your only 18 for fucks sake. When i was 18 i had very little experience :oops:

Your find most girls don't want a six pack they just want someone who makes them laugh and looks after them.

Don't ever change who you are for a woman mate. Your learn one day.

dam right. girls that are 'fit and they know it' are always the worst to go out with. they will just mess you round loads because they know they can get away with it.

like someone said a few posts back, she's gonna be seeing him everyday at uni while you're miles away. if you think you can make it work then good luck. all comes down to how much you trust her really.

never change who you are for a woman be yourself,if it aint good enough for her then move on.breaking up with girls is part of life,it hurts like hell at the time but in time you will get over them and another comes along and it all happens again.best of luck though

I think out of all you lot, postman pat has been talking the most sense. Through experience men have treated me exactly the same way women have treated men.  I have had enough 'bad boys' to last a lifetime.  now I am knocking on in years, my ideal man is someone who will make me laugh, and hold my hair back for me when I am sick, and buy me lots of presents of course. There is a person out there for everyone, and at the age of some of you lot, none of you should be worrying about shit like this you should be out there having a good time or travelling the world.

p.s fats it has noting to do with cock or tit size!!!!!

Bird aren't you 25 or something.....hardly kocking on in years is it.

 The key question in most relationships is how much of it is biologically driven by an innate need to mate and replicate the species?

 Although societal pressures complicate the process at the root of most human sexuality is the drive to procreate.

 Do you want to have babies Walrus?

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:   No but I fucking want yours now!!

It's not just that I find her attractive, I'm really good mates with her, and I guess I don't want to be rejected for another guy - that's a real cunt.  I did ditch her before uni, but we got back together 'cos we both missed each other.  Can't help feeling it's a punishment for that...

 Perhaps Bird would offer to be a surrogate mum for you?

Actually Reg I am 27.

Yeas I will be mummy to walrus, I am sure there is room under my wings, I will get blackcurrant and youth to move over for him  :D

 What's 2 years betwen friends....er Bird that's not exactly what I had in mind.

Walrus your a good looking chap and I'm sure you could easily find another girl that will treat you right.
Some girls think they can have it all,If I were you I would just let go even though its hard but we've all been there and you will be fine.If she wants you she will come back.You only realise what you had when its gone,I think she will see.
Good luck with it all!

Wise words sade, not all of us girls are bad eh?!!!

mmmm

Who's up for taking Walrus out on the pull? That's if he hasn't ask her to marry him yet?

Nope :D
Honestly though,I don't think I could ever cheat on someone.When you love someone that much you just don't go there with other people:oops: I'll stop with the corny crap.

mmm indeed.

Its all because of the 'girly' haircut.

If you were a skin headed Brentford steward, well life maybe different :wink:

Danny your a fine one to talk about haircuts  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Remember Tranmere?  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Yeah, we lost 1-0.

King played a stupid formation, then threw on two extra strikers and played them on the wings.

Sam Parkin was still in our squad according to the Program

Magic had a pie

?

And a tramp told you to get a haircut  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

no, a bloke in the services near birmingham did

Ok, that never happened.....

He wasnt a tramp, he was some chairty worker and he was jealous because he was focially challenged.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

My haircut rules  8)

Back in 93

I remember the days of grunge.

When i was at secondary school everyone allways felt the need to headbang in music lessons.

Big sweaty, fat hairy men dancing into each other.

Nice.

Oi.

I'l hurt you.

I've drank so much tonight, yet I can't get pissed.  Our current break of being totally single is hurting me so much, should I say something in objection?  I just can't live with it.  I can take a break, but not one where we can fuck around.  Am I being a cunt, or do I need to tell her?  Fucking help me.  I'm so lost, so hurt...   :cry:

Don't do anything tonight, as tempting as it might be to pick up the phone and text/call her. You will regret it.

On a seperate note, i think we have all been there mate, you'll come through it and be glad that you did

Too late.....   :|

But while I've got the balls I gotta do something.  If she got with another guy I couldn't take it.  How are we ever going to rebuild from there?

I know it's a cliche, but time's a healer. Things are very raw at the moment, but they get better. Less contact would be advised though, as much as that sucks. It sounds as though a clean break for a while is what you both need

Why do you call yourself Walrus?

Oooohhhh bollocks.

Paulrus Walrus..  'Nuff said.

You better get her down that aisle then.

Walrus,

This may sound hard but let it go, I take it this is your first term at uni?

If my somewhat distant memory of being a student is correct you'll find that most of you that arrived at Uni with a girlfriend/boyfriend from home will find that relationship on the rocks before Christmas.

Tell her you understand, and that you'll see her around and get out and meet some of the women at your Uni, chances are that once you do your arse won't stop bouncing up and down till next summer. (you might just find you meet a girl that you click with better than the current one too)

When you meet Ginger Tim, shake his hand, tell him no hard feelings, and then spike his pint with acid when he's in the toilet.