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Title: First posts
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 14:51:40
Post your first post again here, don't know why, just to see how far we've come I suppose.

Mine was as follows:

Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Also if you were to jump onto the pitch there would not be much damage done to whoever jumped from stratton bank.[ /quote]


Not sure what the fuck up with the quote was about.

Anyway that was a response to a thread about jumping of the stands for SSP's last game.  Think they wanted J1mmy to jump from the Nationwide or Arkells with Gazza jumping from the other.


Title: First posts
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 14:57:02
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A nice shiny new forum!!  8)


Title: First posts
Post by: pumbaa on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 14:57:37
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So am I the third person listening from the USA today?


That was mine on 20 Aug 05. And so proud of it I am too.


Title: Re: First posts
Post by: janaage on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 15:00:12
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Post your first post again here, don't know why, just to see how far we've come I suppose.

Mine was as follows:

Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Also if you were to jump onto the pitch there would not be much damage done to whoever jumped from stratton bank.[ /quote]


Not sure what the fuck up with the quote was about.

Anyway that was a response to a thread about jumping of the stands for SSP's last game.  Think they wanted J1mmy to jump from the Nationwide or Arkells with Gazza jumping from the other.


That was in response to one of my posts, J1mmy and Gary to jump from Nationwide and Arkells, I Sonic I think was going from the town end, and I was gonna jump from the Stratton Bank end ,avec crash helmet and other safety gear.


Title: First posts
Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 15:00:54
Think this was mine

Quote from: "land_of_bo"
Doesn't it have to be caught on camera though? Was it on goals on sunday?


Title: First posts
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 15:03:02
Quote from: "land_of_bo"
Think this was mine

Quote from: "land_of_bo"
Doesn't it have to be caught on camera though? Was it on goals on sunday?


For a possible third eye?


Title: First posts
Post by: Northern Red on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 15:03:40
Quote from: "Northern Red"
Any ideas where you can buy the T-Shirt from apart from E-Bay  :?  

I was referring to Freddie Flintoff's appearance on Sports Personality of the Year wearing a Chorley FM "Coming in your ears" T-shirt

14th December 2004


Title: First posts
Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 15:12:32
i think this was mine.
on Mon 6th Dec '04.

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Some one has said on the Adver site we should be due £75k for the televised game then if we beat Notts we have a guranteed full house against Middlesborough @ £23 a ticket.

Add that to (hopefully) an LDV final slot we should have a nice tidy sum coming in this season.

Trouble being King doesn't want the LDV but if i was him with this small club i would do my best to get there as it is a reported £500k payout.
Something not to be sniffed at for a club our size.


Title: First posts
Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 15:12:50
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Quote from: "land_of_bo"
Think this was mine

Quote from: "land_of_bo"
Doesn't it have to be caught on camera though? Was it on goals on sunday?


For a possible third eye?


Aye, sonic and the 1-2 scoreboard v forest!


Title: First posts
Post by: STFC_Chris on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 15:16:07
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:51 pm
Went out, when I got home every thing had changed!  

Looks good though...well done Dazza.

A reference to our new forum...the second that day. This is definately much better than the original townend.com.  8)


Title: First posts
Post by: janaage on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 15:16:20
Mine was from the 6 December too


"Fuck me this is shit, you lot are all cunts, I'm not fucking bothering with this bollocks"


 :wink:


Title: First posts
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 15:16:47
on here

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Lovely stuff!

You forgot the Players forum btw


on thisis, back on 19/06/2003
 :shock:

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The Bournemouth away match is a bank holiday, no?


Title: First posts
Post by: janaage on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 15:17:21
Was it on a bank holiday Sonic?


Title: First posts
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 15:17:50
I believe it was, 2-2 draw I went on my own  :D


Title: First posts
Post by: DV on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 15:24:04
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
I believe it was, 2-2 draw I went on my own  :D


Robinson & Mooney

The Jungle Book injured my knee  :evil:

Only time we wore our white kit


Title: First posts
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 15:26:34
oooh yeah, face/off skillage on the Barnes coach.


Title: First posts
Post by: mattboyslim on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 15:26:42
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Lovely stuff, seems an apt post to add my firts contribution, i cna now see where everyone went fro thisisstfc.co.uk, much improved i must say. Big fan of the aformentioned leisurewear, i'm sure when i was 8 and these pics were taken i'd have wanted one, especially if big dunc had one

 
It was in relation to shell suits, I was chastised for my spelling (ie may brain being faster than my fingers), and for using text talk, which confuses me as there wasn't any? (apart from pics not pictures or even photographs)


Title: First posts
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 15:44:17
I don't know how to quote myself but This was myne-hello everybody I'm back.Wow these smileys are class.
I was exsperiencing technical difficulties with my pc  !now it is fixed though and I'm glad to be back with my fellow town fans!
so any goss!?

 :shock:  :oops:
There was an official most missed thread/poll and I had the most votes which I was quite freaked out about!So I joined and that were it bang.
 8)


Title: First posts
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 15:44:58
Okay I feel stupid, even Sade managed it!   :wink:

How do you find your first post?


Title: First posts
Post by: mattboyslim on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 15:52:16
Even I managed it too.  Search for posts by an author, ie You, then make sure they are displayed in date order, and then go to the earliest.


Title: First posts
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 15:52:41
Go to your profile, and then view all posts made by Walrus.


Title: First posts
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 15:53:54
This was mine;

Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
I am now in 2009.

2004/2005. In my first season I got town into the play-offs. In the first season I finished 5th and played Bradford. Won the first leg at home 6-2. Decided to rest my best players for the final and ended up losing 6-1!  

2005/2006 Second season I finished second easily. Had to sell Parkin to Norwich for £1 million as he wouldn't sign a new contract and Fallon ended up being top scorer in the league with a value of 3.3 million

2006/2007 Struggled in the championship with a fairly small squad. Relegation looked a certainty until I messed about with tactics and ended up a creditable 19th.

2007/2008 Decided to strengthen squad significantly as I made a bit of money from transfer wheeling and dealings. Signed (what I thought) some class players, Carl Cort, Henri Camara, David Graham etc etc but couldn't find a winning trend. Decided Fallon wasn't cutting it in the championship and sold him for 1.3 million to Bristol City. Tinkered about with tactics again, bought some dodgy foreigners who turned out to be quite good and ended up finishing 22nd, just escaping relegation.

2008/2009. My best season yet so far. Found a winning tactic (5-3-2) and strenghtened my squad with quality foreign players. Started off well and was top after 16 games. Then lots of injuries hit me and I started to go through a bad spell. Good cup run has kept my season alive, and I am limping along in 10th in the league. Away to Watford (League 1) in the 5th round of the cup so great chance to get to the quarters.


Wonder what I was talking about! :roll:


Title: First posts
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 15:53:57
Cheeky fucker :o
It took me 10 minutes or so to work it out....
Quote from: "Walrus"
Okay I feel stupid, even Sade managed it!   :wink:

How do you find your first post?


Title: First posts
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 15:56:14
Sadie just called someone a fucker.  And i found it mildly erotic. :?




P.s, don't hurt me, Ralph :wink:


Title: First posts
Post by: janaage on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 15:57:53
"Am I in??????  

I'm in!!! :soapy tit wank:"

That was my real first post.


Title: First posts
Post by: Elsterap on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 15:58:58
Quote from: "i"
Quote from: "flammableBen"
:
Couple of pages along, they've got this. Anyone who can watch to the end is pretty messed up

http://www.bangedup.com/post.php?media=1598 (NSFW)


No please no, there not going to do that?
Holy shit he's taking it out?
Ah! Fuck, he's taking off everything thats keeping it in there??
Shittin hell. Its out
I swear i just saw that guy move. He's not alive is he?
Ahhhh! Cuntin hell, i cant watch anymore. Im guna be sick

 :D


Title: First posts
Post by: larwood on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 16:03:20
I refuse to look mine up,but i think it went along the lines of my being shit scared of the lot of you,as your all so cool and interesting  :)  .Nothing has changed :wink:


Title: First posts
Post by: BrightonRed on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 16:06:44
My first meaningful post was post number 3:
Quote from: "BrightonRed"
Better try this in fast!

http://artpad.art.com/?icqctrf97ao


My actual 1st and 2nd posts.
Quote from: "BrightonRed"
Swindon PMH 1982

Quote from: "BrightonRed"
1-0 Torquay


Title: First posts
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 16:17:54
Mildly erotic :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Sadie just called someone a fucker.  And i found it mildly erotic. :?




P.s, don't hurt me, Ralph :wink:


Title: First posts
Post by: Tails on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 16:22:21
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Harford for manager, King for number 2


Title: First posts
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 16:29:47
Quote from: "Old Walrus"
I still have my youth but I'd be calling it a day by about 1am if I didn't have to up particularly early the next day. I don't have much stamina, especially with alcohol inside me, and I'm ready to hit the hay by 12. Plus I drink in the next town as I go to college there so I'd have to get the last train home anyway at 23:23, so if they were open 24/7 I'd probably miss my train!

I do hate how they have that rigid 11pm law just because of the workers in WW2 - why was it introduced 7 days a week and not just on weekdays or something? Or is there more to it than that (probably)?


Title: First posts
Post by: Bedford Red on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 17:17:47
Good player, couldn't afford his transfer fee and if he was free couldn't afford his wages.

I'm surprised he hasn't got more of a chance at sheff utd, think he could do a good job at championship level

From a post about Luke Beckett.


Title: First posts
Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 17:19:43
My first post....

"Mine is Stfcvillage (only cos he hasn't had a post let and is the only one who hasn't gave me some shit yet)  

Thanx, cock features"

Cock features was aimed at Blinkpip

From http://thetownend.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=376&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0


Title: First posts
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 17:33:50
Here is my first post........

The bloke hasn't got a clue!

His he bumming David Duke?? I think he must be cos Andy Nicholas never gets a look in.

Tactically he hasn't a fucking clue.

Why not play 442 last night?

Garrard at right back and Nicholas at left back with Heywood and Sean O in the middle.

Howard and Igoe could then play out wide with Turbo and fairy Hewlett in the midfield.

King hasn't a clue.


Title: First posts
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 17:38:21
heres mine:

 :x if king had any sense it would b a midfielder! we need 1 badly! When is King gunna realise that we have 2 play 4-4-2! neva i should imagine!


Title: First posts
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 17:38:54
oh dear text wording an all!


Title: First posts
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 17:39:38
Quote from: "Rich"
heres mine:

 :x if king had any sense it would b a midfielder! we need 1 badly! When is King gunna realise that we have 2 play 4-4-2! neva i should imagine!

This is about a year too late, but don't use text speak pls  :D


Title: First posts
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 17:44:30
Quote from: "Rich"
heres mine:

 :x if king had any sense it would b a midfielder! we need 1 badly! When is King gunna realise that we have 2 play 4-4-2! neva i should imagine!


What a shit first post! :wink:


Title: First posts
Post by: Rich Pullen on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 17:51:05
Quote from: "RichPullen"
I saw Doncaster's loss at Exeter and they brought quite a few to that. Doncaster played pretty well despite the loss... they have a quick counter.

Swindon must win today!

COME ON SWINDON!


Pretty dull first post by me.


Title: First posts
Post by: Whits on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 17:59:21
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All i have to say is Dink Dank Do! :jaw2:

Very nice Dazza!    


Title: First posts
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 18:29:12
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
sick


in response to a dmr skat pic.


Title: First posts
Post by: swindonbob on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 19:08:14
Mine is quite interesting:

Quote from: "swindonbob"
James is a lying cunt. He bought some cabo wabo tequilla back from the states of USA and said "this is the best tequilla ever, its doesnt even taste like tequilla" but it was rubbish and tasted like cheap crap from down sultans mini market. But he still made me drink four shots of it then called me a girl all night for not having a fitfh. Red wine is a gays drink.


Title: First posts
Post by: le god cuervo on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 19:16:48
mine was...

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definatly would!


in a post about eva longoria (10.02.05)

... and yes i still definatly would!  :wink:


Title: First posts
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 19:31:37
Forum: The Management   Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:48 pm   Subject: Andy King is a Legend

He's worked wonders in terms of getting us a very good first choice 15/16. But his tactical misgivingd are cringe-inducing to say the least


 8)


Title: First posts
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 20:18:37
Quote from: "stfcfan"

Is it just me or does anyone not care about who wins or not?! I don't - find it all boring...zzzzzzzzzz



This was reference to sports personality of the year.


Title: First posts
Post by: Danjackson10 on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 20:24:40
"Looks like Smith may be off to the championship, so who would you like king to sign instead!?"


Title: First posts
Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 20:27:57
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which of the kits that we had to chose from won? i never found out!!! the away kit, i liked the black/grey one.


Title: First posts
Post by: DV on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 21:16:12
Quote from: "DV85"
Anyone remember me....?

....didnt think so :cry:


Title: First posts
Post by: reeves4england on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 21:26:40
How depressing, mine was in a Poll about Max and Paddy

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Max and Paddy is a great show but Pheonix Nights was pure genus. PN for me!

Is it dead?
Either that or its about to piss it down!!!


Spelling mistakes, abbreviations, bad quoted joke...some things never change


Title: First posts
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 21:54:20
Quote from: "OOH!  SHAUN TAYLOR"
Well done the Dazzzzmeister - Top new website.  I do hope I don't have to do any more registering seeing as how I have the attention span of a a goldfish.   You should be honoured that I've stuck with you this long!

So here we are then.

Post number 1.

Swindon have just lost at home

I've had a few beers.

Nothing changes really.

We're just not that good are we?

Is it really worth getting upset about?

I'm not saying I don't care, nothing could be further from the truth.  We're just not that good.   Let's go for it in the LDV, it's our best chance of a bit of glory this season.

Whad'ya reckon?????


Spooky :shock:


Title: First posts
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, October 19, 2005, 23:14:26
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Quote from: "Rich"
heres mine:

 :x if king had any sense it would b a midfielder! we need 1 badly! When is King gunna realise that we have 2 play 4-4-2! neva i should imagine!


What a shit first post! :wink:


i was actually going to say that as well KT but then i realised i spelt never as "neva" and i thought that was more shocking than the post itself


Title: First posts
Post by: ron dodgers on Thursday, October 20, 2005, 00:48:02
7th Dec 2004

"I thought Sodje nailed Sammy down really well and he was quick in the tackle - they just wanted it more and intimidated our boys out of the match (except for the last 5).
Dear Jerel,
If you're going to get sent off make sure the fucker doesn't get back up!!!"

guess we lost then!


Title: First posts
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, October 20, 2005, 09:56:38
This was mine:

Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
safe as fuck.

http://www.thisisstfc.co.uk/uploads/531.jpg


Title: First posts
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, October 20, 2005, 10:01:40
Good first post Ben, one of the best so far certainly.