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Title: A strange evening so far... Post by: Sussex on Monday, October 17, 2005, 20:09:36 Incident 1: The psycho hedghog.
Went outside earlier and sat on the patio steps having a fag, the security light comes on and I spot a curled up hedgehog. Must have got frightened by the light I figure. Security light goes off, hedgehog uncurls and makes a run for my foot! Scared the crap out of me, and my first instinct was to boot the fucker the length of the garden. Not the best idea, as I was barefoot at the time. Ouch. I thought hedgehogs were timid creatures that wouldn't say boo to a goose?! Incident 2: The razor blade. Still in pain from the hedgehog, went for a shower and shave. Put a new blade on the Mack 3 and proceded to shave. Slight lack of concentration and slip. Ouch No.2. Not a little nick on the chin, oh no, a nice fat double bladed slice through the top lip. Lips bleed forever, FACT! If bad luck really does come in 3's, I'll have probably fallen down the stairs by 10pm :| Title: A strange evening so far... Post by: DMR on Monday, October 17, 2005, 20:13:39 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
i'll send the cops round if we haven't heard from you by tommorrow Title: Re: A strange evening so far... Post by: Asher on Monday, October 17, 2005, 20:15:46 Quote from: "Sussex Red" Not a little nick on the chin, oh no, a nice fat double bladed slice through my bellend!. Dicks bleed forever, FACT! :| Your one sick mother fucker! Shaving your pubes! Title: A strange evening so far... Post by: Batch on Monday, October 17, 2005, 20:16:47 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
That is all Title: A strange evening so far... Post by: Sade on Monday, October 17, 2005, 20:30:29 poor hedgehog......I'm ringing the NSPCA :D
Well you can guarrante that little fooker won't be back in a hurry! Title: A strange evening so far... Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, October 17, 2005, 21:16:50 have you fallen down the stairs yet?
I love hedgehogs, they're super-smashing-great. http://hedgehoghollow.com/hhog_pics/eurhhogl.jpg Title: A strange evening so far... Post by: Sussex on Monday, October 17, 2005, 21:26:43 The said hedgehog is officially dead. Kind of expected it really because he went pop when he hit the tree.
My housemate made the sad discovery, he went for a piss down the bottom of the garden (pissed up after a family meal) and it yelped when he got splashed. I'll be making a generous donation to an animal charity to compensate for my wrong doing. Still bleeding though :( Edit: My lip's still bleeding, not the hedgehog. He's a goner. Title: A strange evening so far... Post by: STFC Village on Monday, October 17, 2005, 21:28:39 RIP Mr Hedgehog, please come back and haunt Sussex Red. Push him down the stairs! :D
Title: Re: A strange evening so far... Post by: McLovin on Monday, October 17, 2005, 21:44:28 Quote from: "Sussex Red" Incident 1: The psycho hedghog. Went outside earlier and sat on the patio steps having a fag too easy? Title: Re: A strange evening so far... Post by: Sussex on Monday, October 17, 2005, 21:54:39 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" Quote from: "Sussex Red" Incident 1: The psycho hedghog. Went outside earlier and sat on the patio steps having a fag too easy? That whistled over my head Dave. Am I just being a bit thick? :? Title: Re: A strange evening so far... Post by: STFC Village on Monday, October 17, 2005, 21:55:36 Quote from: "Sussex Red" Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" Quote from: "Sussex Red" Incident 1: The psycho hedghog. Went outside earlier and sat on the patio steps having a fag too easy? That whistled over my head Dave. Am I just being a bit thick? :? Title: A strange evening so far... Post by: McLovin on Monday, October 17, 2005, 21:56:09 never mind! :mrgreen:
Title: A strange evening so far... Post by: Sussex on Monday, October 17, 2005, 21:58:24 Oh, right. Cunts, the lot of you then. Nighty night :D :gay:
Title: A strange evening so far... Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, October 17, 2005, 22:24:40 Quote from: "Sussex Red" The said hedgehog is officially dead. Kind of expected it really because he went pop when he hit the tree. Poor hedgehog :( I'm going to beat you up next time I see you. Me and my army of hedgehogs. http://www.csis.gvsu.edu/~adams/Morris/Gallery/hedgehogs.jpg Title: Re: A strange evening so far... Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, October 18, 2005, 00:44:48 Quote from: "Sussex Red" Incident 1: The psycho hedghog. Went outside earlier and sat on the patio steps having a fag, the security light comes on and I spot a curled up hedgehog. Must have got frightened by the light I figure. Security light goes off, hedgehog uncurls and makes a run for my foot! Scared the crap out of me, and my first instinct was to boot the fucker the length of the garden. Not the best idea, as I was barefoot at the time. Ouch. I thought hedgehogs were timid creatures that wouldn't say boo to a goose?! Incident 2: The razor blade. Still in pain from the hedgehog, went for a shower and shave. Put a new blade on the Mack 3 and proceded to shave. Slight lack of concentration and slip. Ouch No.2. Not a little nick on the chin, oh no, a nice fat double bladed slice through the top lip. Lips bleed forever, FACT! If bad luck really does come in 3's, I'll have probably fallen down the stairs by 10pm :| Cutting you're top lip shaving is nasty. Pretty sure I heard somewhere that your top lip is the second most sensative area to pain on a mans body. Title: A strange evening so far... Post by: walrus on Tuesday, October 18, 2005, 02:07:18 Poor hedgeghodf. Never drinking asnd then smokung again, I'm eanrky dead, Thast uisak,
Title: A strange evening so far... Post by: Rossi on Tuesday, October 18, 2005, 02:12:47 You what?
Title: A strange evening so far... Post by: yeo on Tuesday, October 18, 2005, 02:14:09 Quote from: "Walrus" Poor hedgeghodf. Never drinking asnd then smokung again, I'm eanrky dead, Thast uisak, Quite usual id say,it always used to spin me out but then im a crap smoker anyway. Title: A strange evening so far... Post by: Sade on Tuesday, October 18, 2005, 07:33:36 The hedgehog died?:cry:
Title: Re: A strange evening so far... Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, October 18, 2005, 09:39:40 Quote from: "Sussex Red" nice fat double bladed slice through the top lip that was horrible to readpoor old 'hog |