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... I got thumped squarely on the eye today for no fucking reason. How he was blind drunk in a pub that had been open a whopping 50 minutes is beyond me.

Dirty northern monkeys.

3 pint wonder  :soapy tit wank:

Did you hit him back?

No, my mate pulled me away.

I would have fucking hit the fucking prick as well.

where you thrown out of the ground for being drunk before half time?!? taking it out on the stewards instead!

I hadn't (still haven't) had one today

I'm drinking, it's the only way!  :wink:
Seriously though I do fear i like my alcohol a little too much

It will make a good story when you've calmed down  tomorrow Dave.Id start it along the lines of getting picked on by 3 of the BBC's top boys taking 2 out them out, getting a punch in the eye from the biggest hardest  looking one then knocking that bastard out with a Hong Kong Phuey Chop     YAH!

 :D

I always carry one of these.I pity the fool who messes with me.

 http://media.venda.com/memorisethis/ebiz/memorisethis/invt/10929/10929_big.jpg

 http://www.mines.edu/academic/lais/courses/music/band/trombone/recordings/bussines.wav

I'm going to start carrying a fucking knife at this rate

Dave
http://www.harrysaarinen.com/12%203%20%20harry%20and%20knife.jpg

:soapy tit wank:  8)

Well done Dave! A black eye will look great at work on Monday! I got one too tonight - fell over the balcony of my flat and hit the deck...

...And I live on the bloody ground floor :oops:

My Monday is free  8)

Yeovil-  :D

It was probably the pro-king vigilante squad, they're everywhere. I told them not to go for the face though. :x

 :)

Took the Landsdowner pub one handed, they tried to have it on their toes but old bill had locked the doors.  Rather than being punched, Dave actually missed trying to headbutt their top boy's fist.  Still broke his hand though.  Some coward tried to CS gas him as well, but Dave just took it up his nose like it was Vicks.

or charlie....

i got stared out by 3 aquascutum loaded chelsea on fulham broadway tube station today, except they were the other side of the tracks.  \:D/

I love those situations

I make wanker signs  :D

I was in the Chelsea end a couple of years ago went fucking mental when Arsenal scored ended up being kicked out and having to wait for my uncle and mate for another 30 mins or wahtever it was

After that Dave snorted a massive line of Charlie marched down to Sean Beans house 1 handed in  a total burning rage only stopping to knife the bloke out of The Beautiful South cutting him to ribbons with Stanley.
To be fair to Bean he was game as fuck and came straight at Dave and they had it toe to toe for 10 minutes but Dave eventually backed him off and gave  him the kicking of his life.Dave then popped his Dave M Russell calling card between his bum cheeks scarpered before Dibble caught up with him.

I wish I could add something funny but I can't, so I shall just shout BURMA! instead.

BURMA!

http://geography.about.com/library/cia/blcburma.htm

Thats for you because you like Burma

Huzzah