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Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 10:54:21 I seem to be everyone's agony aunt at the moment, so if I haven't given you help and advice over the last week, please post your problems here and I will try to help.
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 10:56:07 awww how sweet :wink:
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 10:58:30 :evil:
Who listens to my probs eh, cunts :evil: :wink: Title: Re: Dear Birdy............... Post by: santini on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 10:59:52 Quote from: "STFCBird" I seem to be everyone's agony aunt at the moment, so if I haven't given you help and advice over the last week, please post your problems here and I will try to help. There's this woman(?) who is pretending to help people with their problems but she can't keep a secret and turns everything into smut and she has a fetish about blackcurrants. Can you help her?Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 11:08:32 :shock:
Title: Re: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 11:35:34 Quote from: "santini" Quote from: "STFCBird" I seem to be everyone's agony aunt at the moment, so if I haven't given you help and advice over the last week, please post your problems here and I will try to help. There's this woman(?) who is pretending to help people with their problems but she can't keep a secret and turns everything into smut and she has a fetish about blackcurrants. Can you help her?This woman doesn't mean to do this, it is just how it turns out, she ovbiously needs a bit more excitement in her life Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 11:46:40 Dear Birdy......
Mattyboy Slim wants to turn the Stratton Bank into a breeding ground for future Town fans......I'm up for it... would you be interested? Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 12:02:04 I don't see why not Reg, if it is for the good of the club that we all love, I think everyone should join in.
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: mexico red on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 12:12:48 Dear birdy,
will you suck me off mexico red someone had to do it Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 12:28:05 Dear Mexico Red,
You should be ashamed of yourself talking to a young lady like that, you will struggle with the ladies, being so blunt. but yes ok then Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 12:43:45 Quote from: "STFCBird" I don't see why not Reg, if it is for the good of the club that we all love, I think everyone should join in. :shock: Annabelle Chong eat your heart out. Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: mexico red on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 12:53:11 Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" Quote from: "STFCBird" I don't see why not Reg, if it is for the good of the club that we all love, I think everyone should join in. :shock: Annabelle Chong eat your heart out. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: reg did you text into 5 live last night? your avatar is scary, she was in the executive lounge saturday and was giving me filthy looks. Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 12:55:49 It is the most scary of all the avarters I have seen.
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 13:01:41 Quote from: "mexico red" Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" Quote from: "STFCBird" I don't see why not Reg, if it is for the good of the club that we all love, I think everyone should join in. :shock: Annabelle Chong eat your heart out. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: reg did you text into 5 live last night? your avatar is scary, she was in the executive lounge saturday and was giving me filthy looks. What's text? When you say filthy do you mean in a suggestive way? Go for it Mex...pillow talk could be intersting. Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 14:54:22 you stole my thread :cry:
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 14:56:01 Dear Birdy,
Is men shaving anything other than their face right? Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: walrus on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 14:59:54 Dear Birdy,
I've just gone into a shop intending to buy a T-shirt for £20, and came out buying the T-shirt and Diesel jeans for £150. I was conned by the sneaky Asian sales assistant who made too good a sale. I'm worried that my gay obsession for fashion is going to financially ruin me. :( Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 15:02:20 Walrus i just went shopping too.
Bought a Ben Sherman shirt for £40 My mate bought a Lacoste one for £90 & Some Diesel jeans for £140 :shock: Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 15:03:09 Dear Ralphy,
I think that a man should shave only their face. Shaving anywhere else means that the man is vain. There is nothing manly about a shaven chest for example, a lady wants to be able to run her fingers over the delicate chest hairs. do men shave their pubes? Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: walrus on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 15:03:18 That makes me feel much better actually! I felt guilty for spending so much. You should stop being such a tight arse though and get some Diesel's yerself :D
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 15:05:02 You loser!
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: yeo on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 15:05:29 Quote from: "STFCBird" . do men shave their pubes? Yes they do,its makes a little fella look bigger apparently :P Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 15:06:18 Quote from: "Walrus" Dear Birdy, I've just gone into a shop intending to buy a T-shirt for £20, and came out buying the T-shirt and Diesel jeans for £150. I was conned by the sneaky Asian sales assistant who made too good a sale. I'm worried that my gay obsession for fashion is going to financially ruin me. :( Dear Walrus, I think there is nothing wrong with haing a gay obsession with clothes or gay tendencies for that matter, but if it is crippling you financially, you should seek alternatives such as George at ASDA or Tesco Value. They sell quality tight fitting t-shirts for £1.50. p.s it was nice to meet you on saturday :D Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 15:07:13 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" Quote from: "STFCBird" . do men shave their pubes? Yes they do,its makes a little fella look bigger apparently :P :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: I thought stroking it made it bigger :wink: Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 15:08:32 No that actually does make it bigger, shaving induces the illusion of being bigger.
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 15:11:51 Dear Birdy,
I think I was born in the wrong era. In just 5 or 6 seasons in the 60s - early 70s Both Swindon Town and England were very succesful. These days England and Swindon are both fairly unsuccessful. What do you suggest I do. Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 15:12:07 I spend hundreds on clothes. I have some diesel shoes but they've been ruined now by too much walking so need to get some new ones.
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 15:13:49 Walrus, i refuse to spend £140 on a pair of jeans.
I buy my jeans from D2 for £40 and their 501's too. Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 15:15:09 Quote from: "Kinky Tom" No that actually does make it bigger, shaving induces the illusion of being bigger. Itchs like hell though. Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: walrus on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 15:16:08 Oxford has a D2? I thought it was a Crawley thing! Yeh D2 jeans can be okay, although some of their 501s are too Jeremy Clarkson blue.
Ben - I love that - shoes ruined by too much walking.... :| I know what you mean though, I did that to my 70 quid Goodyears after walking 8 miles in 'em while pissed.... :cry: Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 15:17:47 You have to look after the TUSCANIS (not Goodyears!) they are the best trainer around. FACT!
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: mattboyslim on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 15:19:37 I've nearly bust through my beloved pumas, although the diesal ones i had lasted a lot better than merrels which are meant to be bloody walking shoes, the soles on them go really quickly!
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 15:22:09 Quote from: "Kinky Tom" You have to look after the TUSCANIS (not Goodyears!) they are the best trainer around. FACT! Mine are a fucking state already :cry: Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 15:24:30 That's because you bought the white ones! :|
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 15:26:51 Banbury has a D2
My closest big town being only 13 miles from me where as Oxford is 20 miles. I wear some 501's but not stonewash denim like Clarkson! I wear the faded ones which are cool. Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 16:47:10 Quote from: "mexico red" she (sandy gray)was in the executive lounge saturday and was giving me filthy looks. Dear Birdy, Theres these bloke who secretly fancies an older woman, but I think he's too scared to admit it. What shall he do. stfcfan. Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: ron dodgers on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 01:00:28 Dear Birdy
I can't sleep and keep reading forums all thru the night. What can I do (apart from porn, wanking, self-obsessing etc) regards A mate of Ron's Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 08:13:13 Quote from: "Kinky Tom" Dear Birdy, I think I was born in the wrong era. In just 5 or 6 seasons in the 60s - early 70s Both Swindon Town and England were very succesful. These days England and Swindon are both fairly unsuccessful. What do you suggest I do. Dear Kinky Tom, I feel you need to get a grip and Realise our team may never be this sucessful in our lifetime. I suggest you support Chelsea or Man Utd in your hunt for sucess. Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 08:14:20 What crap advice! :disapprove:
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 08:14:40 Quote from: "stfcfan" Quote from: "mexico red" she (sandy gray)was in the executive lounge saturday and was giving me filthy looks. Dear Birdy, Theres these bloke who secretly fancies an older woman, but I think he's too scared to admit it. What shall he do. stfcfan. Dear stfcfan, I think it is about time you admitted your feelings to this woman and just boned her one. Hope this helps :D Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 08:16:52 Quote from: "ron dodgers" Dear Birdy I can't sleep and keep reading forums all thru the night. What can I do (apart from porn, wanking, self-obsessing etc) regards A mate of Ron's Dear Rons Mate, I think you should get a girlfriend (or boyfriend) and get out of the house a bit more, go dogging or swinging, it is great fun and will keep you out of the house until the early hours of the morning. This should also help you endulge in your fetishes. Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 08:17:38 Quote from: "Kinky Tom" What crap advice! :disapprove: what a crap problem :wink: Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 08:18:32 At least it's real - I've a feeling all the other dossers are taking the piss. :wink:
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: larwood on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 08:23:28 Quote What crap advice! To be fair to Birdy,KT,your problem is one which even a combination of Dear Deidre and Trisha couldn't solve :) . Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 08:25:39 Birdie is a whole different kettle of fish though - she knows things Trisha and DD can only dream of. :?
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 08:31:39 Quote from: "Kinky Tom" Birdie is a whole different kettle of fish though - she knows things Trisha and DD can only dream of. :? that is indeed very true :D Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 08:55:41 Having read through this thread Ive ascertained that Birdy is indeed the person on the forum Id most like to meet that I havent already
Youve one complex personality that deserves to be unravelled and quite slowly! 8) Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 09:02:29 'Unravelled slowly' - as some sort of twisted torture routine?
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 09:06:55 I was thinking carpets KT :soapy tit wank:
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 09:25:02 :shock: I am now scared.
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 09:27:05 :twisted: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
remember I was innocent! 8) Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 09:27:42 U aint really scared are u? :shock:
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 09:29:06 :shock: yes STFCLady has warned me about men like you :wink:
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 09:31:56 Quote from: "STFCBird" :shock: yes STFCLady has warned me about men like you :wink: :| Im getting an unjust reputation here! Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 09:36:59 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: ron dodgers on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 12:05:51 Thank you Dear Birdy .... errrm I mean Ron's mate thanks you - he will buy a car and go dogging or lamping or something.
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: northernred on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 12:08:42 Dear Birdy,
I can't seem to get into the TownEnd.com....... .....wait one darn minute.....I'm back :beers: Although under a slightly different name :shock: Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 12:30:57 hello northern red, nice to have you back, will I be honoured with the witty comments I have missed from you on the thisis forum?? :wink:
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Whits on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 12:35:55 :\/
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 12:39:27 :?
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: walrus on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 14:11:55 Quote from: "fatbury" Quote from: "STFCBird" :shock: yes STFCLady has warned me about men like you :wink: :| Im getting an unjust reputation here! I was under the impression that she had quite taken to Fatbury from her comments on saturday!!! Could there be a forum romance in the air??? :D Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 14:15:47 I'd like to bet £20 against that happening Walrus. Are you so inclined to give me any odds on that?
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 14:28:03 Charming KT!!
Ive never even met the girl so I doubt there could be any romance in the air Walrus!! Nice idea tho ... and she seems quite nice on here. 8) Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: walrus on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 14:36:08 I was talking about STFCLady :P
KT - yeh why not, I'll give you 1000-1. My and STFCLady can split the profits :D Okay I'm going into hiding now :| Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 14:37:48 I know who you meant. I just cant see it happening - there's quite an age gap. :wink:
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: walrus on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 14:40:50 That's a bit harsh, Lady isn't that old....
(Shit I really hope she doesn't read this.... :D ) Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 14:51:59 VD's got himself a good drinking partner there!
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: blinkpip on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 16:07:25 After reading a few comments. I got the impression that STFC Lady likes Warlus?
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: DMR on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 16:20:18 Walrus is a fucking poofter though
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Sade on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 16:40:49 hypocrit :P
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: walrus on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 17:06:56 Quote from: "dave_m_russell" Walrus is a fucking poofter though :D Says you big boy! Wanna meet under the terraces for a quickie at Half Time on Saturday? Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 18:11:27 Quote from: "blinkpip" After reading a few comments. I got the impression that STFC Lady likes Warlus? nah she fancies me I'm irresistably sexy. Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 18:12:33 oh I thought that STFC Lady and DV made a nice couple Saturday :wink:
Ive never met Birdy yet .. sadly as she seems a cutie :) Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Birdies Mate on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 20:19:29 Dear Birdy
I think i may have a drink problem! I get bolloxed every time I go out and end up in bed with really young blokes, what can I do? Oh, also I have a friend who keeps showing me her boobs. I think she may be coming onto me but I dont know how to deal with her advances xx Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: ron dodgers on Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 23:16:51 Quote from: "fatbury" oh I thought that STFC Lady and DV made a nice couple Saturday :wink: Nope VD is in love with Dawn - true!! She is his favourite MILF Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, October 13, 2005, 08:59:06 Quote from: "Birdies Mate" Dear Birdy I think i may have a drink problem! I get bolloxed every time I go out and end up in bed with really young blokes, what can I do? Oh, also I have a friend who keeps showing me her boobs. I think she may be coming onto me but I dont know how to deal with her advances xx :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Dear Birdies mate, I think that you need to find an older man in his 70's or 80's that needs looking after, to get you off the streets at night, if you can't go out temptation is out of your way. I know the perfect man for you. Just hope his two gorgeous grandsons stay out of your way :wink: p.s I showed you my new ann summers bra not my boobs :evil: Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, October 13, 2005, 09:00:59 Oh I get it, Birdie's Mate's mate was Birdie. :wink:
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, October 13, 2005, 09:02:34 um no, birdies mate is birdies mate, Birdy is Birdy.
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, October 13, 2005, 09:05:55 So Birdie's mate flashed her boobs at herself?
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Northern Red on Thursday, October 13, 2005, 09:09:38 My kind of woman :D
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, October 13, 2005, 09:26:01 Quote from: "Kinky Tom" So Birdie's mate flashed her boobs at herself? no, i flashed at birdies mate Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, October 13, 2005, 09:27:54 So you are Birde's Mate's mate. :nuts: :wink:
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, October 13, 2005, 09:44:53 yes she is my friend hence why her name is birdies mate
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, October 13, 2005, 09:54:40 Yes Bird, I know that - I was merely trying to be a little comic about this:
Quote from: "Birdies Mate" Dear Birdy I think i may have a drink problem! I get bolloxed every time I go out and end up in bed with really young blokes, what can I do? Oh, also I have a friend who keeps showing me her boobs. I think she may be coming onto me but I dont know how to deal with her advances xx You see it's funny because Birdie's Mate is writing in for you advice about this 'friend' - as it turns out you are said 'friend' (which we all knew anyway) so she was asking advice on what to do about you trying to seduce her. Obviously this was a flippant comment by myself, but has now lasted nearly a page of this topic as something was (perhaps) lost in the translation somewhere - or (perhaps more likely?) you are trying to upset me by playing stupid. Either way I'm happy for this to all be forgotton and I hope we can now move on with the agony aunt column you initially desired this thread to be. OK? :D Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, October 13, 2005, 10:17:00 are you trying to make me punch you? I am only having a laugh
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, October 13, 2005, 10:18:20 :box: :wink:
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: walrus on Thursday, October 13, 2005, 10:19:02 "I also have to leave........ Boooo!"
I think you've successfully killed that one. Dear Birdy, I have a hangover. Cure it for me! Drunken Angus Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, October 13, 2005, 10:19:31 I know - I'm bored. :-))(
Sorry. :kisskiss: :kisskiss: :kisskiss: Forgive me? :? Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, October 13, 2005, 10:21:35 Quote from: "Walrus" "I also have to leave........ Boooo!" I think you've successfully killed that one. Dear Birdy, I have a hangover. Cure it for me! Drunken Angus Who is this Angus character? What have you done with Paul? :shock: :wink: My suggestion (sorry for stepping on your toes Bird) is loads of ice cold diet coke and some spicy food. Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: fatbury on Thursday, October 13, 2005, 10:21:42 Dear Birdy
My job is a bore and im about to have to find a new one soon?? My footy team is playing crap and my friends are being arseholes ... I am contemplating emigrating to New Zealand to start a new life but am worried Ill miss my footy.. What should I do?? from Lady Killer! Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, October 13, 2005, 11:02:59 Quote from: "Walrus" "I also have to leave........ Boooo!" I think you've successfully killed that one. Dear Birdy, I have a hangover. Cure it for me! Drunken Angus Dear walrus, I suggest you have a wank and then a cool shower, this should make you feel better. Drink plenty of water during the day or yyou will get dehydrated. Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, October 13, 2005, 11:05:21 Quote from: "fatbury" Dear Birdy My job is a bore and im about to have to find a new one soon?? My footy team is playing crap and my friends are being arseholes ... I am contemplating emigrating to New Zealand to start a new life but am worried Ill miss my footy.. What should I do?? from Lady Killer! Dear Lady Killer, I think that emigrating would mean a new start for you, you can forget about your murderous ways and crap football team. You will also be able to make new friends, and tell the ones that are annoying you to FUCK OFF. Then have a wank. :D Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: fatbury on Thursday, October 13, 2005, 11:27:32 superb advice Birdy .. ill get to it str8 away ...
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, October 13, 2005, 22:57:27 Dear Birdy
I've a stalker from Brighton, with apparently a very small stalk, who wants to give me a French kiss, this would normally activate a knee to the groin, but he seems like "a decent sort." Would it be possible for you to act as a surrogate snogger? Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Leggett on Friday, October 14, 2005, 04:15:01 birdy, i've sprained/strained my right-hand wrist. it fucking hurts. do i take some time off work? and also, as i can no longer tickle my pickle in comfort, can you do it for me? ta, J :)
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Friday, October 14, 2005, 07:53:22 Sorry Reg and Leggett, I am on strike :evil:
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, October 14, 2005, 08:00:26 For why?
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Friday, October 14, 2005, 08:41:50 because
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: DMR on Friday, October 14, 2005, 08:46:53 thank god
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Friday, October 14, 2005, 09:20:35 up yours
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: McLovin on Friday, October 14, 2005, 09:31:00 what's up, Birdy?
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Friday, October 14, 2005, 09:37:13 nothing really, just having a bad day :(
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: McLovin on Friday, October 14, 2005, 09:44:07 Me too. Went out last night and am regretting it severely now. I ruined my new Diesel jeans jumping over Radnor Street cemetery gates and nearly piercing my nutsack in the process...
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Friday, October 14, 2005, 09:49:18 What an earth were you doing in a cemetery? dare I ask :shock:
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, October 14, 2005, 09:50:36 Necrophilia!! :shock:
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Friday, October 14, 2005, 09:57:33 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: that cheered my up KT
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: McLovin on Friday, October 14, 2005, 10:28:06 its a shortcut to my house. I never even knew it existed til last night.
I now have a rather 'stylish' rip on my thigh... Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: STFCBird on Friday, October 14, 2005, 10:44:25 put a lovely patch over it :D
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: walrus on Friday, October 14, 2005, 13:19:04 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" Me too. Went out last night and am regretting it severely now. I ruined my new Diesel jeans jumping over Radnor Street cemetery gates and nearly piercing my nutsack in the process... My thoughts are with you and your family at this incredibly difficult time. My deepest sympathies.... :( Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: McLovin on Friday, October 14, 2005, 13:49:26 i'll wear them to Brentford, for you to mourn in person.
Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: fatbury on Friday, October 14, 2005, 13:50:38 Dear Birdy
I want to see town at Brentford tomorrow but cant be arsed to go by car or train and want a lift but so far no offers .. what can i do?? :-))( Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: walrus on Friday, October 14, 2005, 13:53:03 Quote from: "fatbury" Dear Birdy I want to see town at Brentford tomorrow but cant be arsed to go by car or train and want a lift but so far no offers .. what can i do?? :-))( Stop being lazy and just drive. I'm going with a Reading fan tomorrow, so if I can stand a car journey home with a Reading fan after we've lost our 9th game in a row to a team who's players are a lot of ex-Reading, then you can bloody well drive! Or Dave will give you a lift, he's a right loser and will probably have a free car :D P.S.: I'm loving the avatar, an even better angle. We have a lookalike at Brunel University.... No chance :( Title: Dear Birdy............... Post by: Leggett on Friday, October 14, 2005, 16:14:12 birdy, i'm dissapointed. dear deidre doesnt stop being an aggony aunt when she's had a wank day does she?
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