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Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: walrus on Tuesday, October 4, 2005, 23:43:43 After 18 months of a fairly decent relationship, I decided to end it as you probably know having gone to uni. However, I let my guard down when she came to visit and we ended up getting back together, after I realised how much I missed her.
I was hoping to see her this weekend, with it being my birthday on friday and a BIG Saturday day/night time drinking session planned. To my horror, my girlfriend has decided to fuck off to some friend's mother's party - a friend I've never really seen her hang around with either! In a way I'm quite glad she won't be there, as I'd like to be free, but in general it just makes me question whether she gives a fuck, and whether I give a fuck. I'm also worried that at the age of 19 she is my only seriously girlfriend. So Auntie Aida, what should I do? P.S.: It is bloody good sex... Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: Amir on Tuesday, October 4, 2005, 23:53:21 I think maybe you should talk to her about it :wink:
Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: Amir on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 00:00:40 I guess what I mean is, if she's okay with a relaxed relationship then go for it. If that's not what you want, then decide what you do...
Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 04:41:12 as long as lil walrus is having a good time, keep it goin son!
but remember to bag him up! u dont want any mini-walrus' runnin around, from that pic from MK theres already one... Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: Spud on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 04:57:34 My tip would be:-
"Wrap it up before you slap it up!" :wink: Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: Asher on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 07:55:46 18 months is along time and to be honest mate you owe her more than to start shagging about behind her back. Maybe im just old fashioned when it comes to this sort of thing?
Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: Danjackson10 on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 08:14:06 I been with my bird now for over 3 years and she is at uni and it works out great! Stick with her if you like her!
Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 08:34:55 Jesus wouldn't have sh*gged the little ho... :wink:
Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: pauld on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 09:01:52 I'm no great religious nut, but I'm also pretty sure Jesus wouldn't have called her his "fuck-buddy". It's been a while since I read the Bible, like, but I certainly don't remember that phrased being used. "Blessed are the fuck-buddies"? Nah, can't see it .....
Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: walrus on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 10:49:46 Quote from: "pauld" I'm no great religious nut, but I'm also pretty sure Jesus wouldn't have called her his "fuck-buddy". It's been a while since I read the Bible, like, but I certainly don't remember that phrased being used. "Blessed are the fuck-buddies"? Nah, can't see it ..... :D The bible would be more interesting if he had!! Yeh I guess I'll just keep it going for the minute, and see how it goes. It just seems to be hard not seeing someone for 3 weeks up to a time and then meet up, and then have to leave her again. Mind you, it does give me a good excuse to watch Swindon seeing as she's in Brizzle...!! Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 11:07:18 Does she have any bi-sexual mates?
if so, you knows what needs to be happening before you dump her :wink: :mrgreen: Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 11:09:02 Forgot to mention that Jebus would have pounded her tight little arse :soapy tit wank:
Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 13:22:33 she wont be that good in bed if shes only 18/19. trust me go shag somone old enough to be your mum, you will be in for a shock
Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 13:33:28 That makes sense, practice pakes perfect etc etc. Can't be too much difference though?
Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: DV on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 13:35:07 just noticed....sonic senior :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: Asher on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 13:56:38 Quote from: "mexico red" she wont be that good in bed if shes only 18/19. trust me go shag somone old enough to be your mum, you will be in for a shock Some are good at that age! Some old bints just lie there aparantly Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 14:01:52 I agree with mexico to an extent
The ideal age for top sex has to be late 20's to early 30's. Old enough to be experienced, young enough to not look like your mum / gran. None of the younger birds I've shagged have been any good really. For the record my mrs is 29 :mrgreen: Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 14:03:05 I've been recommended 23/24 as a prime age...
Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 14:04:47 hey I am 27, if there are any offers ha ha
Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 14:05:44 :wink: haha
Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 14:13:38 Quote from: "STFCBird" hey I am 27, if there are any offers ha ha :soapy tit wank: you wish :wink: Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: DV on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 14:18:05 Jesus would shave his head, fact!
Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 14:19:48 Quote from: "Piemonte" Quote from: "STFCBird" hey I am 27, if there are any offers ha ha :soapy tit wank: you wish :wink: wish I was 27 or wish for some offers? Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 14:24:19 haha dont worry birdy i know of a lass in swindon who's 38, but tells people she's 23... it would work if she didnt look like a pointy kitty! botox does bad things :P
Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 14:30:46 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Piemonte" Quote from: "STFCBird" hey I am 27, if there are any offers ha ha :soapy tit wank: you wish :wink: wish I was 27 or wish for some offers? both!! (please dont hurt me :oops: ) :D Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 14:43:28 well I am 27 so there :twisted: Cunts.
Is it make birdy cry day today or something? Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 14:43:48 well I am 27 so there :twisted: Cunts.
Is it make birdy cry day today or something? Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 14:55:21 Just a joke!
time of the month is it? :wink: Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 14:57:35 no, :x :P
Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 15:04:41 Thats a yes then :soapy tit wank:
Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 15:06:29 No that is definitely a no :evil:
Title: Re: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: BrightonRed on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 15:13:04 Quote from: "Walrus" After 18 months of a fairly decent relationship, I decided to end it as you probably know having gone to uni. However, I let my guard down when she came to visit and we ended up getting back together, after I realised how much I missed her. I was hoping to see her this weekend, with it being my birthday on friday and a BIG Saturday day/night time drinking session planned. To my horror, my girlfriend has decided to fuck off to some friend's mother's party - a friend I've never really seen her hang around with either! In a way I'm quite glad she won't be there, as I'd like to be free, but in general it just makes me question whether she gives a fuck, and whether I give a fuck. I'm also worried that at the age of 19 she is my only seriously girlfriend. So Auntie Aida, what should I do? P.S.: It is bloody good sex... Just be wary of a fuck-buddy relationship if you have any remaining feelings for her.. Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: janaage on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 15:23:37 Dude do the decent thing and dump her, let her move on to pastures new, she'll get a banging of a lifetime at Uni, and so will you, just in different places.
Not fair to keep her hanging on to some false hope. Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: blinkpip on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 16:11:22 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Birdy still hasn't had any offers.
Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: Spud on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 17:40:29 Quote from: "janaage" Dude do the decent thing and dump her, let her move on to pastures new, she'll get a banging of a lifetime at Uni, and so will you, just in different places. Not fair to keep her hanging on to some false hope. :mrgreen: Title: Re: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: walrus on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 17:51:10 Quote from: "BrightonRed" Quote from: "Walrus" After 18 months of a fairly decent relationship, I decided to end it as you probably know having gone to uni. However, I let my guard down when she came to visit and we ended up getting back together, after I realised how much I missed her. I was hoping to see her this weekend, with it being my birthday on friday and a BIG Saturday day/night time drinking session planned. To my horror, my girlfriend has decided to fuck off to some friend's mother's party - a friend I've never really seen her hang around with either! In a way I'm quite glad she won't be there, as I'd like to be free, but in general it just makes me question whether she gives a fuck, and whether I give a fuck. I'm also worried that at the age of 19 she is my only seriously girlfriend. So Auntie Aida, what should I do? P.S.: It is bloody good sex... Just be wary of a fuck-buddy relationship if you have any remaining feelings for her.. Damn good point. I don't know if I'm strong enough to dump her, as I do still like her, and wouldn't cheat on her willingly - only if I was smashed off me nut ala the other Saturday (though I was single then, so I didn't cheat). I guess I'll give the ole long distance a go, and see how it pans out. Janaage - I already give her the banging of a lifetime :D Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: Asher on Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 20:34:07 best 2 minutes she will ever have eh!
Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: walrus on Thursday, October 6, 2005, 01:23:51 Quote from: "Asher" best 2 minutes she will ever have eh! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: 90 seconds.... The tip is, supposedly, to count down from 1000....... Or so I've heard..... :wink: Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: Asher on Thursday, October 6, 2005, 07:50:10 Wouldnt know mate im a virgin
Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, October 6, 2005, 08:56:56 ...touched for the very first time!!!! :\/
Title: What Would Jesus Do? Post by: Asher on Thursday, October 6, 2005, 09:42:33 I was joshing mate! Ive had one or two in my time!
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