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Title: Roll up roll up - It's the Bird Flu lottery Post by: janaage on Friday, September 30, 2005, 14:21:38 Well according to the Beeb site it seems as many as 150m of us oomans will be fucked. Please put your predictions of which TEF'er will be first to be afflicted with such an awful condition.
Piemonte's my choice, his ass just ain't up to this sort of infection. Title: Roll up roll up - It's the Bird Flu lottery Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, September 30, 2005, 14:23:18 DV - he will worry about it so much he will get it first.
Title: Roll up roll up - It's the Bird Flu lottery Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, September 30, 2005, 14:28:23 Bangkok red....he lives in the right part of the world...
Title: Roll up roll up - It's the Bird Flu lottery Post by: janaage on Friday, September 30, 2005, 14:29:52 Shit, so he does, don't take this the wrong way BR, if you read this!!
Title: Roll up roll up - It's the Bird Flu lottery Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, September 30, 2005, 14:31:56 My sister is out in Thailand at the moment, hope she'll be OK too.
Title: Roll up roll up - It's the Bird Flu lottery Post by: McLovin on Friday, September 30, 2005, 14:32:22 i think Dazzza. He'll probably pull an Indonesian at the weekend and pop over to visit her parents...
Title: Re: Roll up roll up - It's the Bird Flu lottery Post by: Piemonte on Friday, September 30, 2005, 15:11:56 Quote from: "janaage" Well according to the Beeb site it seems as many as 150m of us oomans will be fucked. Please put your predictions of which TEF'er will be first to be afflicted with such an awful condition. Piemonte's my choice, his ass just ain't up to this sort of infection. How dare you sir! Do you think I spend my spare time sticking indonesian chickens up my arse???? :soapy tit wank: Title: Roll up roll up - It's the Bird Flu lottery Post by: Dazzza on Friday, September 30, 2005, 16:18:59 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" i think Dazzza. He'll probably pull an Indonesian at the weekend and pop over to visit her parents... :roll: I went out with an Indonesian girl at college! But I think it's far more likely to have something to do with fucking geese up the arse every weekend. Apparently they only think up to a quarter of the population could get it in the Uk with an estimated casualty list of 50k. Title: Roll up roll up - It's the Bird Flu lottery Post by: Bedford Red on Friday, September 30, 2005, 16:33:44 Quote from: "dazzza" Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" i think Dazzza. He'll probably pull an Indonesian at the weekend and pop over to visit her parents... :roll: I went out with an Indonesian girl at college! But I think it's far more likely to have something to do with fucking geese up the arse every weekend. Apparently they only think up to a quarter of the population could get it in the Uk with an estimated casualty list of 50k. By casualty list I presume you mean dead!! Anyway, I'm never ill so I definately won't be one of them. Title: Roll up roll up - It's the Bird Flu lottery Post by: BANGKOK RED on Saturday, October 1, 2005, 10:20:19 It's difficult to be sure if there really is a problem out here cos' the Thai Prime Minister is a bare faced liar who was blatantly caught lying when Bird Flu first hit the news. If my friends start dropping like flies around me then I shall begin to worry.
At times it is farcical, on probably the busiest Thai-Cambodia border crossings to enter Cambodia you must go through a health check section (A small table with 2 guys sat at it). To be declared free of Bird-Flu you must pay 20 Baht (About 30p) to buy a small "ticket" declaring you free of the disease...... and that's it, no physical checks or questions whatsoever. So it appears as though Cambodia have solved the Bird-Flu crisis already: Simply buy a 30p ticket which says you don't have it and you are clear........ GENIUS. Title: Roll up roll up - It's the Bird Flu lottery Post by: Spud on Saturday, October 1, 2005, 11:33:51 Quote from: "BANGKOK RED" It's difficult to be sure if there really is a problem out here cos' the Thai Prime Minister is a bare faced liar who was blatantly caught lying when Bird Flu first hit the news. If my friends start dropping like flies around me then I shall begin to worry. At times it is farcical, on probably the busiest Thai-Cambodia border crossings to enter Cambodia you must go through a health check section (A small table with 2 guys sat at it). To be declared free of Bird-Flu you must pay 20 Baht (About 30p) to buy a small "ticket" declaring you free of the disease...... and that's it, no physical checks or questions whatsoever. So it appears as though Cambodia have solved the Bird-Flu crisis already: Simply buy a 30p ticket which says you don't have it and you are clear........ GENIUS. Thats a great idea!, im sure Tony Blair will adopt the same rule over here. :roll: Title: Roll up roll up - It's the Bird Flu lottery Post by: Bedford Red on Saturday, October 1, 2005, 12:27:12 http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/october/1/newsid_3086000/3086843.stm
They coped with a flu epidemic in 1957 reasonably well, probably better than the government of today will. Title: Roll up roll up - It's the Bird Flu lottery Post by: Spud on Saturday, October 1, 2005, 13:55:55 Quote from: "Bedford Red" http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/october/1/newsid_3086000/3086843.stm They coped with a flu epidemic in 1957 reasonably well, probably better than the government of today will. Well i cant see this useless Government doing much to stop it, they're too worried about themselves to care about the British public. Title: Roll up roll up - It's the Bird Flu lottery Post by: mrs_spacey on Saturday, October 1, 2005, 14:20:02 Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC" Quote from: "Bedford Red" http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/october/1/newsid_3086000/3086843.stm They coped with a flu epidemic in 1957 reasonably well, probably better than the government of today will. Well i cant see this useless Government doing much to stop it, they're too worried about themselves to care about the British public. fuck off asshole |