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Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 09:43:39
So as RT suggested I will hold a competition for a free ticket that will be offered to the most outlandish display of Swindon Town supportership fot the Vale game on the 8th of October.

All entrants must be willing to audition in the Merlin before the game - a panel consisting of me, Spacey and DV85 (as they have season tickets and are therefore the bestest) will judge all entrants and come to a decision at roughly 12:45.

Note that bribary will not be fround upon - Spacey likes Guiness, DV drinks lager and Coke, I'll take all of the above.

There will be two stages to the competition - the dare a contestant to pull a Vale fan's trousers down round, and the why I love Swindon Town round.

All entrants must declare their interest in the competition prior to the date and must all be wearing as much red as possible.

Who's going to enter then?


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 09:55:12
:mrgreen: Not sure Im brave enough for the first bit ...and I would enter but I want to be sure of seeing the game and knowing my record in competitions id lose!!


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: Asher on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 10:03:30
I will do a strip for the tickets?


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 10:04:52
As long as you are painted red head to toe that will do. :|


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 10:06:31
Ill be wearing my Red home shirt ... and Ill dig out my old Red Jacket - cant do much more than that!


Title: Re: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonan
Post by: spacey on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 10:12:06
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
DV drinks lager and Coke


 With a big pink spiral straw, an umbrella, and served in half a coconut.


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: spacey on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 10:13:10
Quote from: "fatbury"
Ill be wearing my Red home shirt ... and Ill dig out my old Red Jacket - cant do much more than that!


 Cover yourself in the blood of your latest victim :evil:


Title: Re: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonan
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 10:13:57
Quote from: "spacey"
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
DV drinks lager and Coke


 With a big pink spiral straw, an umbrella, and served in half a coconut.


The crazy cat!  I keep asking him why coke and lager together, he vever answers.


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 10:24:17
Quote from: "spacey"
Quote from: "fatbury"
Ill be wearing my Red home shirt ... and Ill dig out my old Red Jacket - cant do much more than that!


 Cover yourself in the blood of your latest victim :evil:


Are you going to MK on Saturday Spacey?? :evil:


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: spacey on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 10:25:37
I might do.

 Are you going to hurt me  :shock:


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 10:26:41
You can't kill Spacey - he's a judge, that won't get you in.


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 10:31:38
:twak:


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: spacey on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 10:33:28
I don't think you killed STFC Lady



















on purpose :D


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 10:35:37
:jaw2:


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: mexico red on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 10:39:37
i ll have it coz i went to doncaster and i actually quite like you kinky tom in a non sussex way. and also im quite well off so it doesnt really matter to me. 8)


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 10:47:53
Quote from: "mexico red"
i ll have it coz i went to doncaster and i actually quite like you kinky tom in a non sussex way. and also im quite well off so it doesnt really matter to me. 8)


Don't sound so suprised!

I'm touched though. :oops:


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 10:56:05
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Quote from: "mexico red"
i ll have it coz i went to doncaster and i actually quite like you kinky tom in a non sussex way. and also im quite well off so it doesnt really matter to me. 8)


Don't sound so suprised!

we touched though. :oops:


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  sorry couldn't help it


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 10:56:54
Fair doos. :-))(


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 15:26:05
Don't I get to be a judge? I'm more important than you all!


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 15:28:45
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
Don't I get to be a judge? I'm more important than you all!


You'll have to get off to do the scoreboard so can't.  :P

You could put a congratulations up on the board to the winner.  :advercool:


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 15:29:15
We could have a video conference.


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: RobertT on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 15:30:03
May be, once it's goes "public" you could get some snapshots done of the winner for the local press!!


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: Luci on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 15:33:32
Im just thinking how much fun I could have had deciding who to give my ticket too when I had it!!!!!!!!!!!!

The things I could have made you all do|!


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 15:37:13
Quote from: "STFCLady"
Im just thinking how much fun I could have had deciding who to give my ticket too when I had it!!!!!!!!!!!!

The things I could have made you all do|!


We aren't here for the entertainment of the female members of TEF!

 :wink:


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: Luci on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 15:40:18
As if I would suggest anything like that!  :wink:


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 15:41:28
Oh i see, you meant like running errands and stuff?!?!?

Fair play, I was alll confused  :?  :shock:


Title: Kinky Tom's Townend Ticket for Port Vale give away bonanza
Post by: Luci on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 15:44:43
Well not that quite respectable!!!!