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Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, January 6, 2005, 22:20:59
only for the cool amongst us.

it's got fucking bez in it!

http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/housemates/housemate_news.jsp?id=6


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Anonymous on Thursday, January 6, 2005, 22:22:50
A bigger bunch of Who r ya's? Than poxford united fc


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Thursday, January 6, 2005, 22:23:10
A good mix there.  Could even be worth watching!


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: spacey on Thursday, January 6, 2005, 22:23:41
Bez to win!


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: walrus on Thursday, January 6, 2005, 22:25:31
Is it bad I only recognise 3?  John, Germaine and Caprice, the rest are faceless nobodies to me, though I imagine within 6 months I will know most of them and their careers will be resurrected!  Germaine is likely to annoy within minutes...


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Whits on Thursday, January 6, 2005, 22:37:21
bez can hardley say a word without him sounding fucked!! nothing wrong with a life of hard drugs!!!! :D


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, January 6, 2005, 22:38:12
Hurray big brother is the greatest thing ever, i missed the start though.  :(  How long are they doing it for.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Whits on Thursday, January 6, 2005, 22:47:53
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
How long are they doing it for.


a whopping 2 weeks how will they last?!?!?


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, January 6, 2005, 23:03:44
I'd watch it just to see Bez dance but I really cannot be arsed.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, January 6, 2005, 23:22:35
Quote from: "Whits"
bez can hardley say a word without him sounding fucked!! nothing wrong with a life of hard drugs!!!! :D
too right, he just sounds permanently twatted!

i prophesise as follows:

germaine greer will be fucking annoying
that cunt from blazing squad loves himself and will be a prick
john the horse man will agrue with people alot
jeremy is a rudeboy
bridgitte will prove she's a fucking nutbag
bez will win, the rudeboy


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Rossi on Thursday, January 6, 2005, 23:31:16
Just realised that one of the chavs from blazin' squad is in there. Sadieo will be happy :roll:


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: ron dodgers on Friday, January 7, 2005, 12:56:46
Bez is 9/2 wiv Skybet - kermon the BEZ!!


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: yeo on Friday, January 7, 2005, 13:28:21
Bez to win! 8)


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Friday, January 7, 2005, 18:15:23
bez did a dj spot at my club last year, he is a sexist homophobic theiving drug bottled alcholic misogynist.

i say bez to win

but i wouldnt have him back, no sir.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Saturday, January 8, 2005, 22:15:44
Tonights show was the first one I've seen. Bez must win but not much  seems to have happened yet.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Johno on Saturday, January 8, 2005, 22:26:41
im not even getting into it. Caprice to win.  :soapy tit wank:


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Sunday, January 9, 2005, 02:44:57
It's really missing Victor. Victor is the funniest person who's ever been on big brother and should've won last year. Caprice looks older than 33 and is no way near as fit as she used to be.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, January 9, 2005, 09:15:17
Mex was Bez a decent DJ? Cant imagine he knows what hes doing  :D


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, January 9, 2005, 09:23:17
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
Caprice looks older than 33 and is no way near as fit as she used to be.


She looks really nice from a distance, nice body and all that then the camera closes up and she looks ancient. Ugh.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Sunday, January 9, 2005, 11:59:55
bez had it made, we paid him £1200 and he employed a dj who put on 1 cd and then mimed djing whilst bez danced.

so i paid a small fortune for a bloke to dance while his mate mimed to a cd.

quality.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Whits on Sunday, January 9, 2005, 12:06:56
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
Caprice looks older than 33 and is no way near as fit as she used to be.


She looks really nice from a distance, nice body and all that then the camera closes up and she looks ancient. Ugh.


surely you still would though??  :D


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, January 9, 2005, 13:05:33
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
Caprice looks older than 33 and is no way near as fit as she used to be.


She looks really nice from a distance, nice body and all that then the camera closes up and she looks ancient. Ugh.


Stars without their make-up!


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Dazzza on Monday, January 10, 2005, 00:36:33
Quote from: "mexico red"
bez had it made, we paid him £1200 and he employed a dj who put on 1 cd and then mimed djing whilst bez danced.

so i paid a small fortune for a bloke to dance while his mate mimed to a cd.

quality.


Just going to ask that question.

He seems a nice placid enough chap I'm torn between him and John McSweat having the next Ozbournes style show.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: yeo on Monday, January 10, 2005, 00:39:50
One of my colleagues said to me earlier "I dont know anyone off that Big Brother apart from that Sharon Stone"

I work with spastics :soapy tit wank:


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Dazzza on Monday, January 10, 2005, 00:47:27
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
One of my colleagues said to me earlier "I dont know anyone off that Big Brother apart from that Sharon Stone"

I work with spastics :soapy tit wank:


Brilliant!    :D

I'm currently the office junior by what must be 20yrs at the moment it's hard work sometimes I can tell you.

If you want to know anything about Patio heaters, pensions and Marks & Spencers then I'm your man!

New temp starting in the morning and the law of averages says this one must be female, single and under 30.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: townforever on Monday, January 10, 2005, 14:28:05
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
One of my colleagues said to me earlier "I dont know anyone off that Big Brother apart from that Sharon Stone"

I work with spastics :soapy tit wank:


At least we all know how you got the job then :jaw2


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: yeo on Monday, January 10, 2005, 21:08:39
Johns gone mad in ultra quick time, keep John in...


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: yeo on Monday, January 10, 2005, 22:02:46
Well I for one hope that John shags Mrs Stalone live on Tv.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 01:12:39
Ha Ha  Bridget the Midget is going to get Flavour Flav
into the Studio with Blazing Squad....


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Whits on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 19:45:33
the old bird has walked apprentley


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 20:03:41
Quote from: "dazzza"
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
One of my colleagues said to me earlier "I dont know anyone off that Big Brother apart from that Sharon Stone"

I work with spastics :soapy tit wank:


Brilliant!    :D

I'm currently the office junior by what must be 20yrs at the moment it's hard work sometimes I can tell you.

If you want to know anything about Patio heaters, pensions and Marks & Spencers then I'm your man!

New temp starting in the morning and the law of averages says this one must be female, single and under 30.



Dazzza,

So what was the new temp like?

Were the law of averages correct - "this one must be female, single and under 30"

Or did you get another relic in the office   :roll:


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: strooood on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:23:55
hahahaha did anyone see blazin squad mandem's freestyle. he wants to look at our thread, that'll learn him

 :king


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:43:41
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Quote from: "dazzza"
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
One of my colleagues said to me earlier "I dont know anyone off that Big Brother apart from that Sharon Stone"

I work with spastics :soapy tit wank:


Brilliant!    :D

I'm currently the office junior by what must be 20yrs at the moment it's hard work sometimes I can tell you.

If you want to know anything about Patio heaters, pensions and Marks & Spencers then I'm your man!

New temp starting in the morning and the law of averages says this one must be female, single and under 30.



Dazzza,

So what was the new temp like?

Were the law of averages correct - "this one must be female, single and under 30"

Or did you get another relic in the office   :roll:


40ish Nothern Irishman called Chris   :shock:


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:57:12
Quote from: "dazzza"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Quote from: "dazzza"
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
One of my colleagues said to me earlier "I dont know anyone off that Big Brother apart from that Sharon Stone"

I work with spastics :soapy tit wank:


Brilliant!    :D

I'm currently the office junior by what must be 20yrs at the moment it's hard work sometimes I can tell you.

If you want to know anything about Patio heaters, pensions and Marks & Spencers then I'm your man!

New temp starting in the morning and the law of averages says this one must be female, single and under 30.



Dazzza,

So what was the new temp like?

Were the law of averages correct - "this one must be female, single and under 30"

Or did you get another relic in the office   :roll:


40ish Nothern Irishman called Chris   :shock:



Oh dear.

Not female and not under 30.

I suppose he could be single though  :?


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:58:42
Quote from: "Sussex Red


Oh dear.

Not female and not under 30.

I suppose he could be single though  :?


send dave round  :wink:


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 01:53:54
What the fuck is Brigitte's hat about. Is she growing stuff for Bez under there.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: janaage on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 09:43:16
Who the fuck decided to put that 70 year old american slag in there.  What's she gonna contribute?  Would have been much better to have put Prince Harry in there.  He'd have livened it up.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 11:25:27
Apparently she's nearer 84.  If she really was 71 as she claims, that would mean she was only 13 when she gave birth to Sly. If there's ever been an uglier woman I sure as hell never want to lay eyes on her!


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 13:06:36
how's bez doing? anyone know when it finishes?

i've got that bet on but won't be watching any of it as i'm a uni hipster.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: DMR on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 13:08:08
Quote from: "OOH!  SHAUN TAYLOR"
Apparently she's nearer 84.  If she really was 71 as she claims, that would mean she was only 13 when she gave birth to Sly. If there's ever been an uglier woman I sure as hell never want to lay eyes on her!


She makes me shudder

http://www.findadeath.com/funstuff/FUN%20IMAGES/stallone.jpg


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: kizz on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 13:13:25
Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
Quote from: "OOH!  SHAUN TAYLOR"
Apparently she's nearer 84.  If she really was 71 as she claims, that would mean she was only 13 when she gave birth to Sly. If there's ever been an uglier woman I sure as hell never want to lay eyes on her!


She makes me shudder

http://www.findadeath.com/funstuff/FUN%20IMAGES/stallone.jpg


As in post-orgasm shudder???? You filthy fiend!!!! :jaw2


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: DMR on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 13:15:17
I don't get those  :shock:  Must come with age eh  :wink:


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: kizz on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 13:17:52
I'm only 25!

Can't beat a good orgasmic shudder... then a snack and a quick nap!


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Dazzza on Monday, January 17, 2005, 23:21:48
John Mccririck gone.  Real shame as he was the most interesting of them in there.

Not that I watch it or owt.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, January 17, 2005, 23:22:53
Who else has gone?


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: spacey on Monday, January 17, 2005, 23:25:12
Come on Bez!


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, January 18, 2005, 15:29:37
sweet. my bet, bez, is still in, but kenzie is the new favourite, bez is 3rd and that loudmouth relative of his on BBLB the other night woulnd't exactly have helped, i wanted to staple that cunts mouth together.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 18, 2005, 15:30:29
mc kenzie, what a clever name


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: janaage on Thursday, January 20, 2005, 13:02:13
Anyone see it last night when they started talking about SClub7 and Jeremy got all upset about it.  "Yeah, Rachel Stevens, my ex fiancee you mean"  Then when the other said oh didn't realise that, he started goign" yeah well I don't wanna talk about it".  In that case you prick why did you say she was your ex fiancee.

That's like me in a conversation about shaggin then saying "i raped a bird before" then when people are asking me why i just say "don't wanna talk about it"  Why bring it up in the first place.

FYI - I have never raped anyone in my life  btw.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: faringdingdong on Thursday, January 20, 2005, 13:05:01
That Jeremy is a prize fucking tool, how the fuck he hasn't shagged Caprice yet i don't know. Gaylord prick.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: janaage on Thursday, January 20, 2005, 13:07:27
"last year was a really bad year for me"  

I'd have replied "Is that cos Stevens dumped your ass, you batty boy.  Didn't you beg to get her back, but she turned you down????  Is that why your year sucked??"


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Thursday, January 20, 2005, 15:28:25
I don't if anyone has already done a Big Brother/Forum members comparison type thing, but I'm going to do one any way.

Jeremy - Dazzzzzza
Bez - Yeovil Red
Kenzie - Sonicyouth
Caprice - Sadieo
Bridgette, Lisa, Jackie - Would all have to be played by STFC Bird due to the lack of female numbers on this forum (sorry Bird!)
McCrirrick - Supersonic
Jermaine - Reg in drag.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, January 20, 2005, 17:05:19
Quote from: "OOH!  SHAUN TAYLOR"
I don't if anyone has already done a Big Brother/Forum members comparison type thing, but I'm going to do one any way.

Jeremy - Dazzzzzza
Bez - Yeovil Red
Kenzie - Sonicyouth
Caprice - Sadieo
Bridgette, Lisa, Jackie - Would all have to be played by STFC Bird due to the lack of female numbers on this forum (sorry Bird!)
McCrirrick - Supersonic
Jermaine - Reg in drag.
i'd have johno as kenzie, but otherwise, yes.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, January 20, 2005, 17:26:58
Dexito would have to be Kenzie surely? Dave for Bez as well because they both have drug habits.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, January 20, 2005, 17:51:14
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
Dexito would have to be Kenzie surely?
'course! but to be fair dex is slightly less gayer than kenzie.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, January 21, 2005, 08:27:11
absolutely hilarious.

doing this for about 20 years
Jeremy:
"i think something's going on you know...."
"there's a live crowd out there"
"is this one of those games where you're just hiding for 3 hours?"
"Brigette's gone as well"

NO SHIT SHERLOCK

in about 10 seconds
Kenzie:
"lisa's left....that's why there's a crowd"
"Have you looked under the yellow thing?" [for Brigette]

Nice to see the voice of reason is younger than me

 :shock:


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: strooood on Friday, January 21, 2005, 12:09:04
raaaaaah why am i kenzie? he's a shit garage MC. i hate garage more than gothic shit stuff that sonicyouth listens to.

and he wears crap trainers, and i dont  8)


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, January 21, 2005, 17:23:53
what trainers do you wear then dex?


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: strooood on Friday, January 21, 2005, 17:31:00
i've got too many to mention.  :-))(


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Boeta on Friday, January 21, 2005, 17:39:58
Woman


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: strooood on Friday, January 21, 2005, 17:53:19
whatever you pikey, there's nothing like a nice selection of trainers


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Boeta on Friday, January 21, 2005, 17:59:02
Oddness


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: strooood on Friday, January 21, 2005, 18:02:37
slip on your reebok classics and chillax please.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, January 21, 2005, 18:04:44
i always buy air force ones now. i know nelly has made them shit but i don't care


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Boeta on Friday, January 21, 2005, 18:05:56
http://images.sportsshoes.com/product/A/ADI2406/ADI2406_400_1.jpg


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, January 21, 2005, 18:09:44
all about the dunk lo's for me, i'd look like a muppet in af1's.

http://www.mischiefstyle.com/nike/dunk/dunk_lo_nvywhtyel_02.jpg

but mine have green tick and laces, blue leathery bit, white elsewhere.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, January 21, 2005, 18:20:00
why would you look a muppet?

i only wear af1 low cut, got 3 pairs


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Friday, January 21, 2005, 18:22:26
:nono  You want some converse.
http://media.venda.com/shoe-shop/ebiz/shoeshop/invt/sch190041/sch190041_brown_m.jpg


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, January 21, 2005, 18:25:50
Quote from: "simon pieman"
why would you look a muppet?

i only wear af1 low cut, got 3 pairs
didn't realise they did lo's til now but i prefer dunk lo's anyway.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: strooood on Friday, January 21, 2005, 18:45:12
i really really hate the fat heels on AF1s and dunks are better, i got a pair of blue dunk lo's and my newest member to the collection....

http://www.arclightjapan.com/nikepicture/dunkhi_blue_red_smp_t.jpg

obviously mine look better though  :roll:

boeta mate, those trainers are shit, they are so standard.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Boeta on Friday, January 21, 2005, 18:48:06
Standard shmandard. Who cares? They look good. Not like those fucking atrocities you've got in your post.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, January 21, 2005, 18:51:59
Quote from: "Boeta"
Standard shmandard. Who cares? They look good. Not like those fucking atrocities you've got in your post.
dunk lo's are rudboys mate. old skoooool.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: strooood on Saturday, January 22, 2005, 21:11:36
dunk his are older skool  8)

and boeta they look shit to me, have a bit of character brother


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Boeta on Saturday, January 22, 2005, 21:15:51
Fuck me you're sounding like one of those 'You hate me because I'm different, I hate you because you're all the same' losers.


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: sonicyouth on Saturday, January 22, 2005, 21:29:27
I've no idea why but whenever I read Dex's posts I think of Danny from Withnail & I.

http://www.withnail-and-i.com/pictures/danny07.jpg


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: strooood on Saturday, January 22, 2005, 21:29:39
that was the whole point  :-))(


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Boeta on Saturday, January 22, 2005, 21:34:51
You're such an individual


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, January 22, 2005, 21:38:28
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
I've no idea why but whenever I read Dex's posts I think of Danny from Withnail & I.

http://www.withnail-and-i.com/pictures/danny07.jpg


"if i spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to!"


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: strooood on Saturday, January 22, 2005, 21:48:38
i'm not half as "hip-hop" as ilike to think i am  8)


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: Johno on Sunday, January 23, 2005, 14:38:21
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
Quote from: "OOH!  SHAUN TAYLOR"
I don't if anyone has already done a Big Brother/Forum members comparison type thing, but I'm going to do one any way.

Jeremy - Dazzzzzza
Bez - Yeovil Red
Kenzie - Sonicyouth
Caprice - Sadieo
Bridgette, Lisa, Jackie - Would all have to be played by STFC Bird due to the lack of female numbers on this forum (sorry Bird!)
McCrirrick - Supersonic
Jermaine - Reg in drag.
i'd have johno as kenzie, but otherwise, yes.


you know it makes sense  8) sadieo as caprice....  :wink:


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: spacey on Sunday, January 23, 2005, 21:34:09
Get the fuck in!! 8)  8)  :D


Title: celebrity big brother
Post by: oxford_fan on Sunday, January 23, 2005, 23:13:35
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
Quote from: "Whits"
bez can hardley say a word without him sounding fucked!! nothing wrong with a life of hard drugs!!!! :D
too right, he just sounds permanently twatted!

i prophesise as follows:

john the horse man will agrue with people alot
bridgitte will prove she's a fucking nutbag
bez will win, the rudeboy
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
how's bez doing? anyone know when it finishes?

i've got that bet on but won't be watching any of it as i'm a uni hipster.
WOOHOOO!

£28 off my £4 stake.