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Title: who wants a phone call?
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, September 28, 2005, 21:07:40
if you go on brian wilsons web site and contribute $100 to the hurricane fund he will give you a phone call, not sure if i would want a dribbling beach boy call me in the middle of the night but it gave me an idea.

payŁ10 to the trust fund for the following phone serices......

peado line - have johno tell you about his homework or let sade gossip about the love snake that is ralph.

homoerotic line - for those who bat for the other side get a call from sussex, furiously masturbating into a small cup.

depression line - feeling too cheerful? get dv85 to give you a bell and fuckin moan at you about everything being shit to a background of joy division b sides.

drunk line - relive a real pub atmosphere with the yeovil red drunk abuse line

scottish line - yeovil red one hour later than drunk line, incoherent ramblings and puked stained shirts its all the rage north oer the border.

i think we could raise a small fortune for the club.


Title: who wants a phone call?
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, September 28, 2005, 21:09:21
I saw Sussex having to use a big cup....still you'd know better.


Title: who wants a phone call?
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, September 28, 2005, 21:10:05
i used to be the depressed goth, i enjoyed that stereotype  :cry:


Title: who wants a phone call?
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Wednesday, September 28, 2005, 21:11:38
I used to be the drunk, I enjoyed that stereotype :(


Title: who wants a phone call?
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, September 28, 2005, 21:15:20
heres another phone line......

feel a whole lot better about yourself- recieve a call from either sonic youth or onion jimbo going on and on and on about how they used to be so much more popular and no one cares about them any more, within minutes you will be feeling a whole lot better about yourself


Title: who wants a phone call?
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Wednesday, September 28, 2005, 21:41:24
oooooooooooooooooooooooooh grrrrr. you go girlfriend

I'd own this place if I wanted to. You know it, I know it and Raplhy knows it. Now get back to your chiqintos


Title: who wants a phone call?
Post by: DV on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 11:22:18
Ha....

Me? Depression line?! you've got me mistaken for someone else I think... :roll:


Title: Re: who wants a phone call?
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 12:05:05
Quote from: "mexico red"
if you go on brian wilsons web site and contribute $100 to the hurricane fund he will give you a phone call, not sure if i would want a dribbling beach boy call me in the middle of the night but it gave me an idea.

payŁ10 to the trust fund for the following phone serices......

peado line - have johno tell you about his homework or let sade gossip about the love snake that is ralph.

homoerotic line - for those who bat for the other side get a call from sussex, furiously masturbating into a small cup.

depression line - feeling too cheerful? get dv85 to give you a bell and fuckin moan at you about everything being shit to a background of joy division b sides.

drunk line - relive a real pub atmosphere with the yeovil red drunk abuse line

scottish line - yeovil red one hour later than drunk line, incoherent ramblings and puked stained shirts its all the rage north oer the border.

i think we could raise a small fortune for the club.


Bullying line - Let Mex the portly geography teacher help with your problems  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: who wants a phone call?
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 21:17:03
ralph why do you always laugh at your own jokes?


Title: who wants a phone call?
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, September 29, 2005, 21:19:02
It's an insecurity thing.... :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: who wants a phone call?
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Friday, September 30, 2005, 00:05:09
because he wants to be me. its hard not to laugh at me


Title: who wants a phone call?
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, September 30, 2005, 03:01:34
Quote from: "Onion_Jimbo"
because he wants to be me. its hard not to laugh at me


So true