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THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER…
8:15   Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30   Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday
8:45   Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and
croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by    
thoughtful partner
9:15   Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00   Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30   Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition,
blow wave
12:00   Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café
12:45   Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained
17 kgs
1:00   Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
3:00   Nap
4:00   Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from
secret admirer
4:15   Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets
to work on such a perfect body
5:30    Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30   Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
received from other diners/ dancers
10:00   Hot shower- alone
10:50   Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00    Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15   Fall asleep in his big, strong arms


THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM…
6:00   Alarm
6:15   Blow job
6:30   Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7:00   Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked,
buxom wench who bends over a lot
7:30   Limo arrives
7:45   Several beers en route to the airport
9:15   Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30   Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45   Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45   Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15    Blow job
12:30   Play back nine (4 under)
2:15   Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30   Fly to Bahamas
3:30   Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude
who also bend over a lot
4:30   Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle
5:00   Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson
(bending over, naturally)
6:45   Shit, shower and shave
7:00   Watch news—Michael Jackson assassinated
7:30   Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00   Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV
as you watch football game
9:30   Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00   Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30   Night-cap blow job
11:45   In bed alone
11:50   A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51   Laugh yourself to sleep

So true!!!!!!

Personally a good day to me is a nosh, then I can deal with anything

this ones the best

I love the word nosh.

My day would start at 12.30 if I had nothing to do 8)

sade are you still with ralph? if not im going to try and date you.

Yes I am :D Mex I thought that seeming you own a club and everything you would'nt have troubles getting with the ladys?

i will not dwell on the matter then, but bare me in mind when you dump him, im a good catch, nearly 20 years older than you, major health problems that in the long term will probably need a carer, irresponsible with money, overweight with outdated leftwing views and a dick the size of a japanese childs.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  plus a charmer

It's a shame we don't have loads of girls on here Mex, they'd be queuing round the corner after reading that.

He's going for the hard sell...

you should have just said. I'm a cunt.

much more easier to write.

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM…
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job


It would be a good day apart from the fact that it invloves getting up at 6am. Try 6 hours later than that and I'm sold

maybe you should join the queue for sade  :wink:

reading that perfect day definitely gives me a reason to want a man...trouble is its all bollocks...you'd never get men looking after ya like that :cry:

And what bird gives that many noshes in one day?

Where have you been?  I hear you are coming to MK.

The only men who'd look after women like that are gay.

FACT!!

Which perfect day tho ????

Are you going to MK at weekend?? I am!! Maybe you can meet your man!! I have a couple of single mates too !!

 :soapy tit wank:

I have to work you know!  Cant post on hear 24/7 like some!!!  Will come Sat if I dont drink too much friday night!

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  I think we'll go to Reading with Andy instead,  Ju  :wink:

Don't do it! I've met Fatbury and he makes Peter Sutcliffe look like a bit of a catch.

 The first time I met him he was with STFC Lady, no one has heard of her since.I reckon she's rolled up in a carpet in a layby on the M6.

I also have my suspisions....

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Think we'd better go to Reading then....At least we might be supporting a team that will win  :o

My perfect day would be cooking for blackcurrant  :wink:

 :x  you are dumped ho

I hope he's got a healthy appitite if your spending all day cooking!

You cant dump me bird! You'd miss me too much!

Woohoo!!!!

I'll have any left overs if you want - sloppy seconds so to speak :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Not quite all day pie  :wink:

Birdies I would miss you but you need me too remember so be nice  :wink:

And i thought you were friendly!!! :evil:

I am, but Lady is missing..... :wink:

Not quite all day pie  :wink:

Birdies I would miss you but you need me too remember so be nice  :wink:

Shes at mine...... 8)




















no she isnt

Last I heard she came back from her hol to magaluf and posted a couple of messages .. I expect shes busy with moving house and her job :-))(

Hope she comes back soon ... not least so I repair my now ruined reputation !! :|

A likely story :-))(  Admit it you did her in didn't you! DIDN'T YOU!!

 You drugged her bovril and did her in.ADMIT IT!!

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Is that a recreation of 3 of your other victims, arms cut off, begging for mercy!?

:surrender:  :nono:  :--

I now need STFCLady to come back and prove it!!

 :P

The only way she's coming back is if we hold a seance.

"Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:55 pm    Post subject:    

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I have one song that is worse than all of those!!! Just got back from Magaluf and they kept playing this one song over and over called bang on the drum by DJ Gotti. Basically its cheesy rubbish which you will see in a week or so when its released over here! "


Her last post .... proves she came back from hols!!  8)

 :shock:  :wink:

In all seriousness ... I think its a shame shes not on much ... we need more female members of the TEF ...  :wink:

Murderer!!

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

It's written there in black and white!

:run:

Its cos you women want the moon on a stick! :soapy tit wank:

not quite a moon on a stick, just something - anything would be nice!!!