Thetownend.com

i applied for the bristol city job on tuesday via email ..still hav,nt recieved a response fuckin wurzles

I've got my application form filled in.....for the Swindon job :D

So did I :D

I told them I was travelling near Ashton Gate on Tuesday so if i never had an answer I would pop in(it always works)

I'm definitely going to apply for the Swindon job, I'll do it for free whilst I finish my a-levels  :D

I'll re-apply in 2 weeks then if you get the job!

i think that thetownend.com should apply, we could all take it in turns to manage the club, or maybe have like a presidency thing?

in all fairness i saw this mock application for it so changed a few words ..have a read if you want

 Dear Mr. Lansdown,
I'm writing to you to apply for the vacancy of Bristol City manager.

My credentials are as follows. I have played at the highest level. That Sunday Pub League can provide. And although I didn't actually win very much I look on the positive side and suggest this will better let me confer with the current crop of City players. If they ask me to show them my medals I will reply "Show me Fergie's or Wenger's or yours". Ha!

I prefer the passing style of play. Lump it and hump it is not for me. I grew up watching the swindon town of Hoddle and Ardiles (City weren't much on the tv and I was too young to get myself to a game). I still vividly remember a shimmy that Hoddle did in the play off  final. It sent two opposing players in opposite directions. Glorious. I will make it obligatory for the City players to learn and execute this move (obviously Stewart is excused as he may dislocate something).

All of my teams will forever play 4-4-2. You may think of this as tactically inflexible but I simply say to you "Erikson and Northern Ireland". HaHa!

Each player shall know that there is a "One strike and you are out". That is, if they are found boozing in town before, during or after a game I will strike them and then when they wake up I will tell them they are dismissed. I like to be fair though and will get someone else to hit Heywood if the matter arises.

You may think of me as the "cheap" option. Indeed, I am the cheap option. I'll do the job for anything over £25k. However, I recognise that the fans will want an expensive option so I'm willing to receive £250k if that helps get you out of a sticky position.

On a personal note may I say that I'm fascinated by mortgages and have a particular love for badgers.

Yours sincerely,

Dean Mcmackin

Vote DV85....he is like a modern day Darth Vadar!!

Excellent letter Deano that sounds like something Mickey Hazard Was God would write. (There is not much higher praise than that.)