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Morning all

Not that anyone would notice, but i haven't been here for a while and felt the urge to justify my lack of posting.

Recently i split up with my girlfriend, then made up with my girlfriend, then split up, then made up again, etc etc. Being an adult i evenutally had my fill of this, on again off again bullshit and told her to fuck off. Hurt like a bitch, but now i'm free! WOMEN SORT YOUR BULLSHIT EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS OUT!

Anyway, without my girlfriend i am now free to get pissed out my face, pull, drive fast, smoke, swear like a cunt act like a cock and most importantly play poker once more!

She had pretty much voiced her disapproval at anything i did involving risk or general ladishness. Anyway, the real me is back and i'm gonna wash her out of my hair by mostly being a cock for the next few months.

Here's to being a Man/Boy, acting like a cock and not giving 2 shits about it until someone reminds you it's about time you grew up and acted like an adult.

FUCK BEING AN ADULT AND FUCK RESPONSIBILITY!

Then surely you can now change your avarter?  No need to pretend to like it now. :wink:

I'm at work, when i get home, i will have something pretty instead. :oops:

A picture of Walrus?

Classic posting Barry :beers:  Thats cheered me right up this morning :D

nothin better than being a lad  8)

Thats it. Barrys post is the final straw.

 I'm gonna go home, dump the mrs , go out, drink 8 pints, snot 3 grams of charlie beat up anyone who gets in my way then drive home :wink:


RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'm on the rampage

fucking hell I am locking the doors  :D

3 grames fuck me youd have a great night.

Barry dont go back to beinga  total lad, try the part time nice lad to the mrs and part time lad! happy medium

Bloody hell Ash, like the avarter. :shock:

He doesn't have a missus.  that means 100% lad.

Are you going soft, Ash?! :wink:

The question is Ash .. is how did you get Birdy to pose for it!  :mrgreen:

i've heard birdy has bigger ones than that :wink:

also quality stuff Barry.
Yeah be a lad and enjoy yourself but try not to be a cock all the time or you'll never find that person to make you an adult again.
if you get what i mean. :?

man i'm going soft

ha ah that was sonic's handy work - owe him a pint! I am not going soft thank you

I'm not suprised with that avarter. :wink:

i've noticed that if you stare at the page long enough poeple have posted messages :shock:
all i keep looking at are those lovely fun bags. :P

8)

Enjoy yourself Barry :D

"women sort your bullshit emotional problems out"...bit of a bold statement aint it...hope you can deal with the backlash.

Why dont we discuss men and their emotional problems....or would that take to long and result in those of us at work getting the sack?!  Mind you us women would be fine cos we can do two things at once..... :D

hear hear Birdies mate

what two things do you do at once then?? :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

lets lay it all out on the table now, men can be worse than women for fucking starters

wrong.

I wouldnt want to embarrass you :wink:

I dont think its a case of men or women being worse than each other .. every person is different .. some men are worse then women .. some women are worse than men  8)

Sounds interesting Birdies mate ... maybe we ought to be meeting up sometime !! :beers:  :soapy tit wank:

most men I know or have been out with are cunts.  enough said.

awwwwwww well i aint .. and some of the blokes on here ive met are nice .. Sonics a cool bloke for example Birdy  8)

yeah, just all the men i know are worse than women.....

I meant to say all the blokes except sonic, fatbury, ralphy, whits, village, piemonte......................blah blah :wink:

Must be an Oxfordshire thing  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Oi, you fucker! I am a lovely bloke.  Now make my tea...

Sweeping statements like that will get you no-where Bird - it's time you came to respect the opposite sex, otherwise you'll never find happiness. :?

sorry dave I forgot to add you on my list  :soapy tit wank:  consider yourself  added

Kinky Tom, shut up  :evil:   :wink:   :D

do you seriously believe a woman will be happy if she respects a bloke? :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I rest my case mate   :wink:   :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Yes. :oops:

I'd respect my girlfriend (if I had one :cry: ) so we could find the route to ultimate happiness and the enrichment a happy home brings. :?



 I will not! :evil:  :wink:

I've decided to back away from my original plan of action, I'm now going to go home cook the mrs a nice dinner then go shopping for some nice new home furnishings :wink:  :oops:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: you shopping, it must be love  :beers:   :wink:

I'd respect my girlfriend (if I had one :cry: ) so we could find the route to ultimate happiness and the enrichment a happy home brings. :?


now a man respecting a woman is a move in the right direction  :beers:

As long as man and woman can move together in the same direction toward the utopia that is a happy fulfilling relationship.

God, am I gay?  I really need some female attention. :?

god have you eaten a text book?

well, if you're gay its male attention you need, not female :) only you can answer that one!

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  kinky tom is a poof  8)

I'm definately no poof, but going on present form I'm not sure I can be classed as heterosexual either - don't you need some sort of action in order to be put in some sort of sexuality box? :?

I hope not...  :(

I quite like the sound of a sexuality box actually, sounds like the sort of present Tania might get for Sussex.

Hear hear well sed cillit bang guy!  Being single rools, although it has it's complications.  It makes drinking more fun, and gives you that extra half inch on your penis that makes you stand up and say: "Yes I'm a fucking man.... p-p-probably".

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  well done julie, you have them all questioning their sexuality ha ha ha ha

gotta be somet wrong somewhere then!  :D

So, Ladies........ whilst we're on the subject of homosexuality

Any chance of some lesbo action pics being posted then?

I was fucking waiting for my name to crop up at some point!

For the record. I am a very nice boyfriend and treat women with the respect they deserve.

Usually.

in a word..... NO...

 :mrgreen:

In another word........... please? :mrgreen:

Go on Julie you know you are up for it really  :wink:

oh ok then you have twisted my arm...but Im selling them not putting them on for free!  Shall I exclude the ones of you bird or include them as well? :soapy tit wank:

How come stfcbird uses your real name (or is she??) yet you call her bird? Seems a bit unfair!!

cos lucy's a beatch :D

Ah, see I meant that in a 'Tania's wierd expliots' kind of way, not a 'Sussex is a faggot' kind of way.

 :mrgreen:   Quality, thanks for the clarification.

Well I think Lucy and Julie would get lots of respect off of any blokes they went out with from on here .. and not just because they are Swindon fans .. but it helps  :soapy tit wank:

it is weird saying birdies mate that is why!!

Julie is a scum fan fatbury, I hope that has lost her some respect  :wink:   :soapy tit wank:

Hmm yes, respect is dwindling, but I'm sure it's not her fault - I'll forgive her.

By the way I agree with you when you call her Julie - if I went around calling mates 'Tom's mate' it would be really wierd. :?

HHHHHHOW DARE SHE

Mods - Ban the bitch :wink:

Scum fan !!! YUCK  :chunder:

Simply unacceptable!

don't you call birdies mate a bitch you man ho  :wink:

ok. I'll call you a bitch then, bitch :twisted:  :D

I wish I was a man ho, it would be so much more interesting, furfilling and lucrative than my current employment :P

Good for you Bazzer 8)

 :cry:  you evil cunt  :wink:  :soapy tit wank:

Hey, I may support Ox but I do give you revenue when I come to keep Lucy company and I do kinda cheer Swindon on....well when they are playing well enough to cheer on :soapy tit wank:

watch it you!!

She sounds like she can be easily converted from the dark side bird, you should make this your mission for the season.

Well that and the making of Abingdon Anals, of course. :|  :D

Do you watch OX**** with your eyes closed? I've heard it is best  :wink:

You've not been this season then? :|

I will give it a go pie, (converting not the video)  :wink:

I might be converted...we'll see after next week's match.

Bring Bird to the Merlin with you, fatbury will pay for your drinks. :wink:

can he afford it then?

Hooray for splitting up with girlfriends and being men! :D

Not the amount that you and Lucy drink, Julie!

Dunno, but he's a nice guy so he might, regardless of his financial situation.

Barry you should crack one off on the sofa tonight to celebrate, beer in hand, spliff in mouth and enough Swedish Porn to give you an RSI for a month.

I'd definitely suggest going for an import in future far less hassle than these temperamental overpriced domestic models you get nowadays.  Not only will you get something far superior appearance wise to anything currently available on the national market in 6 months you’ll still be going back for more and it won’t have turned into a droning public embarrassment.

South American imports, it’s the future.