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Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 10:52:25 Where is everyone?
Off work sick and nobody's here :( I wrote a nice story for you all too, but deleted it by mistake. Can't be arsed to type it out again, the long and short of it is I admitted to Tania last night that I once spent a night with a bloke. :| Unsurprisingly, she got off on the thought of it. It was a long time ago and I'm not gay or owt. (That should liven up this friggin grave yard) Abuse please... :D Title: Tumbleweed Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 11:03:38 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
:shock: :fag: :run: Perhaps you have now scared everyone off!?!?? Did you give or take? Or didn't it get that far?? Title: Re: Tumbleweed Post by: Asher on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 11:06:17 Quote from: "Sussex Red" Where is everyone? Off work sick and nobody's here :( I wrote a nice story for you all too, but deleted it by mistake. Can't be arsed to type it out again, the long and short of it is I admitted to Tania last night that I once spent a night with a bloke. :| Unsurprisingly, she got off on the thought of it. It was a long time ago and I'm not gay or owt. (That should liven up this friggin grave yard) Fuck me (not lierally) I onc thought hes a kiddy on here, any sexual problems I would have got in touch about, but now jesus, ban him moderators. When you say you spent a night with a man what teh fuck do you eman. Also me and dex are scared you said you really wanted to meet us Abuse please... :D Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 11:06:23 and you took the piss out of my car.
Title: Tumbleweed Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 11:08:25 depend what you mean by 'spent a night with'. If it was in a whore house snorting coke of off a Thai girls breasts then that's ok... :wink:
Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 11:09:39 Why should we abuse you for that? You made a choice to try it out, and it obviously wasn't for you - no harm in that.
Tania will now surely be expecting a repeat of the threesome, only with an extra dude rather than a chick - worried? Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Asher on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 11:09:51 What would jo say mr blackcurrent
Title: Tumbleweed Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 11:11:18 Probably, "who's Blackcurrant, i know not of this youth?" :wink:
Title: Tumbleweed Post by: DV on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 11:15:32 yeah.....I've been working for a change :shock:
Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 11:18:04 as long as you stay away from children, blacks and spastics its fine with me.
i bet walrus is starting to worry Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 11:19:44 Quote from: "mexico red" i bet walrus is starting to worry ...or starting to get very excited. :wink: Title: Tumbleweed Post by: yeo on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 11:33:23 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Sussex Red you bender have you been on the Vodka again? Talk about sharing a bit too much D Title: Tumbleweed Post by: DV on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 11:36:36 Its quieter during the day now, because Sonic is at college.....FACT!
Title: Tumbleweed Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 11:39:55 My college starts next Monday!
Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Batch on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 11:43:09 I think you should leave off sussex red.
. . . . . . . . . . . .. .. . just because he takes it up the arse... Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 11:46:47 :shock:
And to think he wanted to meet me in the merlin :shock: :shock: Title: Tumbleweed Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 11:51:14 Just a question Sussex, did you give or receive? :wink:
Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 11:56:30 This is just wrong :disapprove:
Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 12:04:00 Quote from: "Ralphy" This is just wrong :disapprove: Sussex just makes this stuff up.....nevertheless, if I chance to meet him at a game :run: Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 12:26:51 Oooh it's livened up a bit!
I've just woken from an illness induced thingy with the stark realisation that I posted something on the TEF I probably shouldn't have. Yes it happened. No cock was involved. My sister was pissed off as she was trying to pull him. He was lush :fag: Latest text from Tania: "I like to think of you and another guy wanking over me" :| Title: Tumbleweed Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 12:32:08 Quote "I like to think of you and another guy wanking over me" fuck me she's a dirty bitch. :soapy tit wank: i don't think i could do the two guys 1 girl thing. sends a shiver down my spine that :shock: Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Titch on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 12:33:26 I have done the 2 guys 1 girl, and the 2 girls 1 guy. Both highly recommended!
Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Asher on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 12:34:48 never done either! And wouldnt want to 1 on 1 is much better
Title: Tumbleweed Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 12:34:57 they say you have to try everything once.
Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Titch on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 12:36:01 Definately, you should give it a go! Adds another tick on things you should do in your life.
Title: Tumbleweed Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 12:38:08 Quote Definately, you should give it a go! Adds another tick on things you should do in your life. defo. i'm gonna try the 2 birds thing first. i've been close to it many a time but never actually happend. which is a real bastard Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Titch on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 12:39:57 Quote from: "magicroundabout" Quote Definately, you should give it a go! Adds another tick on things you should do in your life. defo. i'm gonna try the 2 birds thing first. i've been close to it many a time but never actually happend. which is a real bastard It is quality mate, seriously is! :wink: I actually used the same bird as i had the threesome with my mate. Dirty bitch! Lovely jubbly Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 12:44:57 Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" Sussex just makes this stuff up..... I have honestly never posted anything that's not true Reg. I just contribute more to the 80% bollocks than the football side of the forum. Title: Tumbleweed Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 12:45:25 Quote from: "Titch" Quote from: "magicroundabout" Quote Definately, you should give it a go! Adds another tick on things you should do in your life. defo. i'm gonna try the 2 birds thing first. i've been close to it many a time but never actually happend. which is a real bastard It is quality mate, seriously is! :wink: I actually used the same bird as i had the threesome with my mate. Dirty bitch! Lovely jubbly i know several birds who want a threesome etc. bit of a pisser when your already married :evil: i'll have to work on her i think :wink: Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Titch on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 12:46:32 Quote from: "magicroundabout" Quote from: "Titch" Quote from: "magicroundabout" Quote Definately, you should give it a go! Adds another tick on things you should do in your life. defo. i'm gonna try the 2 birds thing first. i've been close to it many a time but never actually happend. which is a real bastard It is quality mate, seriously is! :wink: I actually used the same bird as i had the threesome with my mate. Dirty bitch! Lovely jubbly i know several birds who want a threesome etc. bit of a pisser when your already married :evil: i'll have to work on her i think :wink: Is a bvit of a pisser. Thats why i got all this stuff out of the way a few years back! Would she up for the idea then? Title: Tumbleweed Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 12:48:49 Quote Would she up for the idea then? not really asked so wouldn't know. it's my birthday soon so i'll work on it for then Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Titch on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 12:53:49 Quote from: "magicroundabout" Quote Would she up for the idea then? not really asked so wouldn't know. it's my birthday soon so i'll work on it for then Best of luck :D :wink: I always found the best way to get a woman to seriously think about doing something is to introduce the idea when they are really horny. Works like an association thing! Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Titch on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 12:54:24 Quote from: "Titch" Quote from: "magicroundabout" Quote Would she up for the idea then? not really asked so wouldn't know. it's my birthday soon so i'll work on it for then Best of luck :D :wink: I always found the best way to get a woman to seriously think about doing something is to introduce the idea when they are really horny. Works like an association thing! Unless of course they really hate the idea then you wont get any for weeks :soapy tit wank: Title: Tumbleweed Post by: CUNT CUSTARD on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 13:25:55 oooohh I knew it sussex. xx :kisskiss:
Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Asher on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 14:13:19 I wouldnt ever sleep with another women while in a relationship, isnt it like cheating or am I just odd?!?!
Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Titch on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 14:15:38 Quote from: "Asher" I wouldnt ever sleep with another women while in a relationship, isnt it like cheating or am I just odd?!?! Suppose it depends. Of course if your girlfriend had no knowledge then of course it is wrong but if she is happily a willing participant.......then party :P Title: Tumbleweed Post by: walrus on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 14:27:55 SR you fag well played :D
Is there anything you haven't done? I think you're setting a bad example to us younger TEF members. I just got a handjob in the woods off my ex..... :oops: Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Asher on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 14:35:33 quality!
Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 14:36:24 is this the one you split with last week walrus?
Title: Tumbleweed Post by: walrus on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 14:37:12 Yup.... And the girl I pulled last thursday wants a repeat performance this thursday. I'm a dead man.... :D :oops:
Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Spud on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 14:37:55 Quote from: "Walrus" SR you fag well played :D Is there anything you haven't done? I think you're setting a bad example to us younger TEF members. I just got a handjob in the woods off my ex..... :oops: Theres nothing quite like an afternoon handjob! :mrgreen: Title: Tumbleweed Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 14:38:24 a dead lucky man...
Title: Tumbleweed Post by: walrus on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 14:41:43 Not that lucky.... some of it went on my Dunlops.... :mrgreen:
Title: Tumbleweed Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 14:43:34 Dunlop Cream Flash, then.
Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 14:49:25 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
introduce em, get a 3-way goin ;) Title: Tumbleweed Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 14:54:18 Quote from: "Walrus" Not that lucky.... some of it went on my Dunlops.... :mrgreen: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: are we talking tyres or trainers here??? best place i have had sex is in a museum in Dorchester :mrgreen: Title: Tumbleweed Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 14:56:37 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" Dunlop Cream Flash, then. Thanks Dave I just had my mouth ful of yogurt then!! Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 14:56:52 one of my best was with an ex in her aunts bed, whilst her aunt slept in the spare room :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
her aunt was pretty fit too, big tits and a tight body, only 30-odd too. Title: Tumbleweed Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 14:57:44 Quote her aunt was pretty fit too, big tits and a tight body, only 30-odd too. kicking yourself now for not trying aren't we :-))( Title: Tumbleweed Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 14:57:45 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" Dunlop Cream Flash, then. Thanks Dave I just had my mouth ful of yogurt then!! Man yogurt? Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Spud on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 14:58:13 Quote from: "Leggett" one of my best was with an ex in her aunts bed, whilst her aunt slept in the spare room :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: her aunt was pretty fit too, big tits and a tight body, only 30-odd too. :mrgreen: Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 14:58:25 Quote from: "STFCBird" Thanks Dave I just had my mouth ful of yogurt then!! birdy, how often do you get a mouthful of "yoghurt"? :P Title: Tumbleweed Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 14:58:27 Quote from: "land_of_bo" Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" Dunlop Cream Flash, then. Thanks Dave I just had my mouth ful of yogurt then!! Man yogurt? only 2 calories too so not fattening. Title: Tumbleweed Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 14:59:08 Quote from: "land_of_bo" Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" Dunlop Cream Flash, then. Thanks Dave I just had my mouth ful of yogurt then!! Man yogurt? not this time, it was actual yogurt :soapy tit wank: Title: Tumbleweed Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 15:01:42 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "land_of_bo" Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" Dunlop Cream Flash, then. Thanks Dave I just had my mouth ful of yogurt then!! Man yogurt? not this time, it was natural yogurt for my thrush :soapy tit wank: :oops: :oops: Title: Tumbleweed Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 15:10:09 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" Dunlop Cream Flash, then. More like Dunlop Cream Splash!! :D Title: Tumbleweed Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 15:56:39 I used to respect you so much Sussex, I wanted to follow in your footsteps... now I'm terrified of you :(
Quote from: "DV85" Its quieter during the day now, because Sonic is at college.....FACT! College? I spent half the afternoon in the Boundary House 8) Title: Tumbleweed Post by: DV on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 16:04:06 Quote from: "sonicyouth" I used to respect you so much Sussex, I wanted to follow in your footsteps... now I'm terrified of you :( Quote from: "DV85" Its quieter during the day now, because Sonic is at college.....FACT! College? I spent half the afternoon in the Boundary House 8) bloody students :x Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 16:09:40 Quote from: "sonicyouth" I used to respect you so much Sussex, I wanted to follow in your footsteps... now I'm terrified of you :( I can only apologise Sonic, I've let the entire forum down. Learn from my mistakes son. :gay: :D Title: Tumbleweed Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 16:41:27 handjobs are a flawed technique, after years of practice how can anyone be better than yourself? and the other-person-doing-it factor doesn't carry enough weight in my book, use your mouth, vag, or don't bother luv.
i tried out an asian for the first time the other day, it was great. do you think because of the smallness of asian men, and i assume also, their penises, that a caucasian will always satisfy them more? Title: Tumbleweed Post by: yeo on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 17:04:44 First time I read that i thought you tried out an Alsation :D
Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 17:07:51 can we change the thing under sussexs name to cock bait?
Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 18:23:50 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" First time I read that i thought you tried out an Alsation :D Thank you :D Nothing worse than a HHH J*. I'd rather dip it in mustard stick it in a finger roll and give it to my Dad for his tea. *Lazius Fat Tartius - Half Hearted Hand Job Title: Tumbleweed Post by: Asher on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 20:34:37 [
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