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Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, September 12, 2005, 18:04:08
fucking weird finish to the series but who cares?

I danced around my garden 8)

surely we can only go from strength to strength now?


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: fatbury on Monday, September 12, 2005, 18:11:28
nice to be winning something !! :beers:


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Spud on Monday, September 12, 2005, 18:15:57
At last an English sporting side has found some bollocks and done the biz!  :beers:


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, September 12, 2005, 18:40:21
BOLLOX, I'd just written a massive post about why we will get better but for some reason IE decided to close thetownend down and open up about 20 pages of google, WHY!!!

Anyway, in essence the England test team will get better because our no. 3 batsman must be improved upon (whether that means Bell gets better, or someone else comes in I'm not sure), 171 runs in 10 innings simply is not good enough.

Freddy has proved himself to be TRULY world class.

KP has done fantastically well, and like others is a newcomer to test cricket, they will get even better.

The England cricket team, unlike the England rugby team, has achieved this on the up, not at it's pinacle, while the Aussies must replace two of the greatest cricketers of all time in McGrath and Warne.

Harmy and Hoggard will look back and will want to improve on their figures - if Harmy can get back to his world no. 1 figures of 18 runs per test wicket then we will be imense.

Vaughan will be wanting to imrove his figures too - again very recently, like Harmison he was the best in the world at what he does.

This series sees the start of a new empire in world cricket, and I for one am loving it!


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Sippo on Monday, September 12, 2005, 18:47:33
I think i'm the only one in the country not interest in any of this game called cricket, but seeing highlights on the tele, what the fuck was that tiny trophy about and that bloke kissing it before lifting it??  :-))(


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, September 12, 2005, 18:51:42
The Ashes are in that little tiny trophy!

In cricketing terms it is about as big as winning the football world cup, nothing else comes close to this.


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Spud on Monday, September 12, 2005, 19:04:05
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
The Ashes are in that little tiny trophy!

In cricketing terms it is about as big as winning the football world cup, nothing else comes close to this.


The real Urn is too fragile to remove from the disply unit its in.


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, September 12, 2005, 19:07:55
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
The Ashes are in that little tiny trophy!

In cricketing terms it is about as big as winning the football world cup, nothing else comes close to this.


The real Urn is too fragile to remove from the disply unit its in.


Yeah, I know, but that's what the significance is none the less (in laymans terms).


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Leggett on Monday, September 12, 2005, 19:08:27
the amount of joy those 4 lil inches bring wont be seen for some time...


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Sussex on Monday, September 12, 2005, 19:12:41
I watched it all and still couldn't give a shit.

Sorry Cricketers, but I'd rather fuck my sister.


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: yeo on Monday, September 12, 2005, 19:14:21
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
I watched it all and still couldn't give a shit.

Sorry Cricketers, but I'd rather fuck my sister.


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Sippo on Monday, September 12, 2005, 19:18:25
Blimey Sussex thats a statement, don't think I'd go that far..... :soapy tit wank:


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, September 12, 2005, 19:23:27
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
I watched it all and still couldn't give a shit.

Sorry Cricketers, but I'd rather fuck my sister.


Is she fit? :roll:


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Sussex on Monday, September 12, 2005, 19:42:47
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
I watched it all and still couldn't give a shit.

Sorry Cricketers, but I'd rather fuck my sister.


Is she fit? :roll:


Which one? Maisie is only 18 but well up for it.

Louise is 28, massive tits, but is engaged!

I'm ill and in such a bad mood. I'll fuckin batter someone before I go to bed tonight.


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, September 12, 2005, 19:46:22
18 eh? She into footy? :mrgreen:


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Spud on Monday, September 12, 2005, 19:47:27
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
18 eh? She into footy? :mrgreen:


You dirty dog!  :wink:


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, September 12, 2005, 19:48:16
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
I watched it all and still couldn't give a shit.

Sorry Cricketers, but I'd rather fuck my sister.


Is she fit? :roll:


Which one? Maisie is only 18 but well up for it.

Louise is 28, massive tits, but is engaged!

I'm ill and in such a bad mood. I'll fuckin batter someone before I go to bed tonight.


Step away from the spanner!  Calm down. :wink:


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, September 12, 2005, 19:49:01
See how I blatantly ignored his last sentence?

oops!


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Johno on Monday, September 12, 2005, 20:03:45
:beers:

there coming home, there coming home, there coming! ashes coming home!  :D


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: DiV on Monday, September 12, 2005, 20:28:27
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
I watched it all and still couldn't give a shit.

Sorry Cricketers, but I'd rather fuck my sister.


Is she fit? :roll:


Which one? Maisie is only 18 but well up for it.

Louise is 28, massive tits, but is engaged!

I'm ill and in such a bad mood. I'll fuckin batter someone before I go to bed tonight.



Step away from the spanner!  Calm down. :wink:


Again, I got it and no one else did

 :soapy tit wank:  :soapy tit wank:  :soapy tit wank:

Maisie, nice name that.....different


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Sussex on Monday, September 12, 2005, 20:37:10
I got it too.

Very good KT  :D


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, September 12, 2005, 20:40:13
We make a great team. :?  :wink:


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, September 12, 2005, 21:01:36
Ingerlund Ingerlund Ingerlund.... :beers:  :beers:  :beers:  :beers:  :beers:  :beers:  :beers:  :beers:  :beers:  :beers:  :beers:


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: McLovin on Monday, September 12, 2005, 21:32:15
there's something satisfying about watching it in walkabout, having a fucking hot large breasted Aussie bird serving you Guinness begrudgingly, and cheering on the boys....


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, September 12, 2005, 21:36:20
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
there's something satisfying about watching it in walkabout, having a fucking hot large breasted Aussie bird serving you Guinness begrudgingly, and cheering on the boys....


  8) ......I once shared a house with a reasonable large breasted Aussie bird, but she got scabies which put me off.


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: McLovin on Monday, September 12, 2005, 21:39:14
hehe, nice work, Reg.


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: STFC Village on Monday, September 12, 2005, 22:00:08
http://static.ecb.co.uk/images/width150/vaughan2crop-4122.jpg
 :D  :beers:


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Compo on Monday, September 12, 2005, 22:36:19
Well done England, it was amazing, except some pissed twat spilt beer all down my back, but it didnt stop me having a great time (abusing the Auzzies) and spending 60 quid in the Surrey CC shop......................  ballllllliiiiiiinnnnn Warneee,  hopefully i will post some piccy's when Leggett or Spud tell me how to do it!


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, September 13, 2005, 04:37:44
Quote from: "Compo"
Well done England, it was amazing, except some pissed twat spilt beer all down my back, but it didnt stop me having a great time (abusing the Auzzies) and spending 60 quid in the Surrey CC shop......................  ballllllliiiiiiinnnnn Warneee,  hopefully i will post some piccy's when Leggett or Spud tell me how to do it!


Booooooooooo!

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Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Compo on Wednesday, September 14, 2005, 13:14:38
Great days..... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/compo71/IMG_0411.jpg


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, September 14, 2005, 13:16:37
:mrgreen:


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, September 14, 2005, 14:25:49
Quality photo there Mr Compo. :beers:


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: larwood on Wednesday, September 14, 2005, 15:38:35
Great picture Compo,you lucky sod! :)


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Compo on Wednesday, September 14, 2005, 16:01:51
Best day ever, better than getting married  :beers:


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, September 14, 2005, 16:02:50
Quote from: "Compo"
Best day ever, better than getting married  :beers:


Better than 31st May 1993?


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Compo on Wednesday, September 14, 2005, 16:05:23
I cant remember the second half i was to pissed, i even missed Bodin's penalty.............  :beers:


Title: WE WON THE FUCKING ASHES!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, September 14, 2005, 16:29:17
Ah, given that I was only 13 I hadn't had 1 drink that day.