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Title: Ralphy you cunt! Post by: Sussex on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 11:56:53 Where the fuck were you? Wanking the exhaust pipe on your Type-R I bet!
£30 Petrol. £23 Ticket. 4 hours in traffic jams to get there (normally takes 2 and a bit). All this to make a surprise visit to the Merlin and make your dreams come true - meeting me. I was going to buy you a pint too. Never trust a postman people. They nick money from childrens birthday cards. :wink: :D Title: Ralphy you cunt! Post by: DV on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 12:01:55 Did you ever explain the story as to why you were so exahusted/sweating when you arrived
Title: Ralphy you cunt! Post by: Sussex on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 12:09:35 The sweating was partly due to copius amounts of alcohol Friday night, combined with being late for a 'meeting' with some people at a service station on the M4 to make a 'delivery' (slipping back into old ways :? )
Then panicking I'd not make the pub before the game as had to park, get a ticket, and I'd needed a pee for the last few hours. Hence why I made a bee line straight for the toilets when I got there. Two pints and the shakes went though :D Title: Ralphy you cunt! Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 12:12:21 I had father with me, went to Winner's lounge :D
I am very sorry sussex :) I was sweating like fuck yesterday, it was very humid. Title: Ralphy you cunt! Post by: Sussex on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 12:16:31 No bother, your loss 8)
We were in the winners lounge from about 2.40pm, Whits had a look around to see if he could spot anyone from here. I reckon you hid when you saw Mex come in :D Title: Ralphy you cunt! Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 12:17:49 I saw Whits, Spacey and Yeovil walking along there at 2:30ish so you could have walked past me :)
Title: Ralphy you cunt! Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 12:19:52 Did you all miss me? :cry:
Title: Ralphy you cunt! Post by: Sussex on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 12:21:31 I was with DV85 about 20 metres behind. They were a bit more determined to get to the bar than us!
The only person I recognised on the way was one of the Reeves kids queing for a ticket, don't know which one it was, bit of an afro going on though :? Title: Ralphy you cunt! Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 12:21:39 No :P
Title: Ralphy you cunt! Post by: Sussex on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 12:25:05 Quote from: "sonicyouth" Did you all miss me? :cry: No, we only went to the winners lounge as we thought you'd be there with STFCbird. I'm joking, I did ask Yeovil where you were in the pub :kisskiss: Title: Re: Ralphy you cunt! Post by: Spud on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 13:40:45 Quote from: "Sussex Red" Where the fuck were you? Wanking the exhaust pipe on your Type-R I bet! £30 Petrol. £23 Ticket. 4 hours in traffic jams to get there (normally takes 2 and a bit). All this to make a surprise visit to the Merlin and make your dreams come true - meeting me. I was going to buy you a pint too. Never trust a postman people. They nick money from childrens birthday cards. :wink: :D And Cuddly toys out of Parcels! :wink: Title: Ralphy you cunt! Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 13:47:07 :fu: :soapy tit wank:
Title: Ralphy you cunt! Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 13:47:48 i missed you sonic :oops:
Title: Ralphy you cunt! Post by: Spud on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 13:51:37 And they never do a full fucking shift! :evil:
Title: Ralphy you cunt! Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 13:55:10 I refuse to take the bait :fishing:
Title: Ralphy you cunt! Post by: Spud on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 14:01:19 Theres no bait just facts daddio!, my mates a postie and yesterday he said to me "i finished at 8:30am yesterday!" so he worked a 3hr shift.
Title: Ralphy you cunt! Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 15:27:24 Well i have never finished then.
Start at 5:00am Finish at 1:00pm My round has 400 delivery points and thats not a town walk, rural with farms. Title: Ralphy you cunt! Post by: Leggett on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 17:01:49 http://www.cornelschneider.ch/images/Geige02.jpg
http://www.mushroomgiant.com/g/MG_SaddestSong.jpg :soapy tit wank: Title: Ralphy you cunt! Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 17:04:13 Well, i deliver my round when the mail centres aren't out on strike cos someone farted or the tea machine broke down.
We can't operate if the mail centre won't bring us the mail. Title: Ralphy you cunt! Post by: Spud on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 19:16:24 Quote from: "Ralphy" Well, i deliver my round when the mail centres aren't out on strike cos someone farted or the tea machine broke down. We can't operate if the mail centre won't bring us the mail. Where did you get that info from?, it was actually the Confectionary machine. |