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Title: Story from a work mate Post by: blinkpip on Friday, September 9, 2005, 19:56:08 There is a worker at our factory who helps out with less fortunate kids with his wife, and the other week he took them out to Laycock animal park (I think he said?) and one of pupils went missing. They were looking around for him for hours and then suddenly he turns up all wet, he said he fell in the river.
So anyway they take the group back home and his parents tell their son to have a bath. After about an hour they were concerned why their son isn't out of the bath yet, so they trot up the stairs and open the bath room door. And they were stunned to see him at one end of the bath tub and a baby Penguin at the other end. :shock: apparently when he went missing he manage to climb into the penguin section and shove a penguin into his bag without no one noticing. I found it fucking funny as heck. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Story from a work mate Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, September 9, 2005, 20:02:31 :shock: :shock:
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, September 9, 2005, 20:04:10 Perhaps he wants to become the next Mr penguin on Eurotrash
http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/E/eurotrash/Rapido_trash/galleries/mr_penguin/thumb/swingers8.jpg Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Friday, September 9, 2005, 20:07:01 heh heh heh heh thats brilliant.
Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Whits on Friday, September 9, 2005, 20:07:27 i'd love a pengium, would be ace 8)
Title: Story from a work mate Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, September 9, 2005, 20:08:50 that's fucking harsh - brilliant though :D
I want a penguin. Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Whits on Friday, September 9, 2005, 20:10:46 http://away.com/images/photography/photo_feature/emperor_pengiuns.jpg
Would have to be an emperor though Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Sade on Friday, September 9, 2005, 20:13:02 :soapy tit wank: Thats funny!!!!penguins are cute,I like the way the waddle 8)
Title: Story from a work mate Post by: DV on Friday, September 9, 2005, 20:21:48 Are you sure it wasnt one of these
http://britsuperstore.com/acatalog/penguin.jpg Title: Story from a work mate Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, September 9, 2005, 20:58:56 awesome. at newquay zoo nigel the penguin comes out of his cage bit and walks round everyone, the little rudeboy
Title: Re: Story from a work mate Post by: Ralphy on Friday, September 9, 2005, 21:15:58 Quote from: "blinkpip" There is a worker at our factory who helps out with less fortunate kids with his wife, and the other week he took them out to Laycock animal park (I think he said?) and one of pupils went missing. They were looking around for him for hours and then suddenly he turns up all wet, he said he fell in the river. So anyway they take the group back home and his parents tell their son to have a bath. After about an hour they were concerned why their son isn't out of the bath yet, so they trot up the stairs and open the bath room door. And they were stunned to see him at one end of the bath tub and a baby Penguin at the other end. :shock: apparently when he went missing he manage to climb into the penguin section and shove a penguin into his bag without no one noticing. I found it fucking funny as heck. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: BUSTED!!!! Can't fool me mate, i heard this on the Type R forum months back, it was a susposed article from the local Leicester rag but turned out to be a complete hoax. Title: Story from a work mate Post by: blinkpip on Friday, September 9, 2005, 21:30:58 Ralphy, bloke at work said it. I don't keep tabs on what he gets up to out of work?(but he does help out with less forunate kids)
don't know wether it true or not, it was funny either way. Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Ralphy on Friday, September 9, 2005, 21:34:31 A bloke posted this a few months back, he then admited it was a hoax :soapy tit wank:
Title: Story from a work mate Post by: blinkpip on Friday, September 9, 2005, 21:41:20 Link please. :x
Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Friday, September 9, 2005, 21:52:02 i wonder when the him album is out
Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Whits on Friday, September 9, 2005, 21:53:49 i think its out 26/09 international and 27/09 in the US
just a rumor though Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Bennett on Friday, September 9, 2005, 22:18:55 Quote from: "Onion_Jimbo" i wonder when the him album is out *shudder* Title: Story from a work mate Post by: santini on Saturday, September 10, 2005, 00:09:52 You'll find the "original" story in Our Day Out by Willy Russell. One of his early pieces written in 1984. Inner city comp kids from Liverpool relieve Colwyn Bay Zoo of some prize animals during a coach trip to North Wales.
Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Leggett on Saturday, September 10, 2005, 04:38:07 Quote from: "bennett" Quote from: "Onion_Jimbo" i wonder when the him album is out *shudder* can i join in there? *shudder* Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Spud on Saturday, September 10, 2005, 04:41:30 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Great story. Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Asher on Saturday, September 10, 2005, 10:20:40 My mate paddy told us this in the county two weeks ago!
Title: Story from a work mate Post by: j1mmy on Saturday, September 10, 2005, 11:17:56 I dont think its funny and i dont think its good enocouraging theft, thats why this counttry is going down t' pot.
Title: Story from a work mate Post by: magicroundabout on Saturday, September 10, 2005, 13:15:48 Quote from: "TimandLisa" I dont think its funny and i dont think its good enocouraging theft, thats why this counttry is going down t' pot. go back to Germany then Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Spud on Saturday, September 10, 2005, 16:21:04 Quote from: "magicroundabout" Quote from: "TimandLisa" I dont think its funny and i dont think its good enocouraging theft, thats why this counttry is going down t' pot. go back to Germany then Ditto :beers: Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Bennett on Saturday, September 10, 2005, 16:30:53 Quote from: "magicroundabout" Quote from: "TimandLisa" I dont think its funny and i dont think its good enocouraging theft, thats why this counttry is going down t' pot. go back to Germany then hey hey leggetts parents are english, he was just born out in germany! laaaaaaaaaaaaahm Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Leggett on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 02:11:06 oh your sister is gonna pay for that comment... :soapy tit wank:
Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Spud on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 02:15:40 Quote from: "Leggett" oh your sister is gonna pay for that comment... :soapy tit wank: http://www.thedugout.tv/community/images/smilies_final/chief.gif Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Leggett on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 02:17:01 *cues up the slap bass poro-style music*
oh Theresa... :wink: Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Spud on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 02:18:49 Quote from: "Leggett" *cues up the slap bass poro-style music* oh Theresa... :wink: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Wheres bennett?, when you need some back and forth banter! Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Leggett on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 02:22:54 probabl;y boffing his missus. he's moving to london tommoro *sniff, sniff*
still, somewhere to stay when we play brentford :soapy tit wank: Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Spud on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 02:24:26 Quote from: "Leggett" probabl;y boffing his missus. he's moving to london tommoro *sniff, sniff* still, somewhere to stay when we play brentford :soapy tit wank: Well i wont be going to Brentford as im off to....... ....well you know the rest :) Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Leggett on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 02:29:47 Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC" Quote from: "Leggett" probabl;y boffing his missus. he's moving to london tommoro *sniff, sniff* still, somewhere to stay when we play brentford :soapy tit wank: Well i wont be going to Brentford as im off to....... ....well i'm a cunt, cunty cunty cunt :soapy tit wank: :) :soapy tit wank: Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Spud on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 02:35:14 I might even buy a Tampa Bay NFL shirt just incase we run out of loo roll. :mrgreen:
Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Leggett on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 02:36:09 haha. judt get my reeses bitch
Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Spud on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 02:37:38 Quote from: "Leggett" haha. judt get my reeses bitch Yes master. Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Batch on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 08:22:36 Unfortuanetly a (very good) shaggy penguin story
http://www.snopes.com/critters/farce/smuggled.asp Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Spud on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 13:46:31 Shit, ive only just realised you edited my post Leggett you slag! :evil:
Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Leggett on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 16:53:45 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :soapy tit wank:
Title: Story from a work mate Post by: Spud on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 19:14:30 Quote from: "Leggett" :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :soapy tit wank: Dont hate cos im only working for a week in October!. Title: Story from a work mate Post by: kaufman on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 20:06:19 funny i was told this story and it did not mention a bath but sadi the kid kept wanting to go to the toilet on the way home. so they stopped at about 3 or 4 service stations till the dad finally lost his rag and opened the kids ruck sac to find the emperor penguin. made me laugh anyway even id its not true
Title: Story from a work mate Post by: kaufman on Sunday, September 11, 2005, 20:06:33 funny i was told this story and it did not mention a bath but sadi the kid kept wanting to go to the toilet on the way home. so they stopped at about 3 or 4 service stations till the dad finally lost his rag and opened the kids ruck sac to find the emperor penguin. made me laugh anyway even if its not true
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