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Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: j1mmy on Tuesday, September 6, 2005, 22:03:29
I'm a security guard at the outlet centre  :)


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Asher on Tuesday, September 6, 2005, 22:05:05
Work in property management and do buy to lets for clients - very dull

oh and part time dealer :P


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, September 6, 2005, 22:05:47
Im a car jacker and mugger.

I sometimes steal from pensioners by pretending to be a gas man.


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, September 6, 2005, 22:06:12
IT Manager for a law firm - proper boring


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, September 6, 2005, 22:06:44
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Im a car jacker and mugger.

I sometimes steal from pensioners by pretending to be a gas man.


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Asher on Tuesday, September 6, 2005, 22:07:07
Quote from: "land_of_bo"
IT Manager for a law firm - proper boring


Will bear that in mind!


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, September 6, 2005, 22:07:48
If you ever need a lawyer....


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Asher on Tuesday, September 6, 2005, 22:08:41
like i said its noted! what kind of law do they specialise in? property criminal etc??


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: j1mmy on Tuesday, September 6, 2005, 22:09:39
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Im a car jacker and mugger.

I sometimes steal from pensioners by pretending to be a gas man.


Dam that's where i was going wrong i always pretended to be a mugger.


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, September 6, 2005, 22:10:31
everything - 5 offices across bath, swindon, marlborough and trowbridge.

got some proper crims on the books and then the boring property/probate stuff and then also the nutters at the other end of the scale...


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Asher on Tuesday, September 6, 2005, 22:11:51
quality! Right im off to bed I have pussy waiting (my cat called Mr Bojangles)


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Tuesday, September 6, 2005, 22:14:13
I am a professional online poker player.


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Elsterap on Tuesday, September 6, 2005, 22:14:20
I'm a stoodent at college, get paid for it now


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, September 6, 2005, 22:14:30
wasn't that the mouse in green mile??? My cat's called MIA - named after Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction!


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Asher on Tuesday, September 6, 2005, 22:16:18
It was indeed! My cat is a loon honestly he has fallen from the 1st floor and loves giving me shit!


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, September 6, 2005, 22:18:21
Male gigolo


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, September 6, 2005, 22:19:09
Quality, mine just brings in mice and birds which is a proper fucker, always cleaning up bloody feathers. I'm really quite proud she keeps catching these things but have to pretend to bollock her to keep the missus happy!


Title: Re: What do you do for a living
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, September 6, 2005, 22:38:30
Quote from: "TimandLisa"
I'm a security guard at the outlet centre  :)


 I'm a shoplifter..(not shirtlifter) at the Outlet  Centre :evil:


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, September 6, 2005, 22:40:30
I'm on a journey of spirital enlightenment and self-discovery.


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Tuesday, September 6, 2005, 22:45:53
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
I'm on a journey of spirital enlightenment and self-discovery.


Does that mean you are a wanker ?  :soapy tit wank:

NMH


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, September 6, 2005, 22:47:32
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
I'm on a journey of spirital enlightenment and self-discovery.


 So you've joined the Christian Union.

 Always have a student group trying to trawl up vunerable individuals....take it from me the birds will be rough.


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 04:47:33
postman/part-time racing driver. i race this;
http://www.diecast-toys-for-boys.co.uk/images/X10054.jpg
but obviously a bit bigger and real and stuff. thats the only decent picture of one in the correct livery :P


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 05:05:27
I work for a company that is going down the pan. :wink:


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 07:45:09
I am STFC Villages female pimp ho


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 07:54:30
i am kept in Birdy's basement for her own personal uses, but i have escaped to London, muhuhahahahahhaahha 8)


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 08:06:59
how did you get a computer in the basement?  I am missing you  :(


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 08:13:20
i'm a senior Technician for a Transport Planning and Microsimulation company :boring:

and part time chief pie taster at various football grounds


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Titch on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 08:20:56
I am a computer programmer and internet geek!  :boring:


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 08:30:16
Yeah I am glad I moved to support now Titch, don't miss programming at all!!


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Titch on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 08:32:38
I do programming and support as we are ony a small company.  I hate support.  Drives me mad.  Fucking eejits so many customers!  I have no patience.  

I do actually enjoy programming cause at the end of the day you have created something.  It does get boring at times but so does ant job i would imagine!


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: santini on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 08:45:44
My family runs an olive oil import business :wink:


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 08:50:22
Quote from: "Titch"
I do programming and support as we are ony a small company.  I hate support.  Drives me mad.  Fucking eejits so many customers!  I have no patience.  

I do actually enjoy programming cause at the end of the day you have created something.  It does get boring at times but so does ant job i would imagine!


that is the amusement though laughing at the spoonheads!!  Plus it means I am not stuck staring at a screen all day I get to move around the building all day.


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Titch on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 08:54:21
Very true, i must say it does give you a laugh.  They just really piss me off sometimes though especially when i am in the middle of trying to code something complicated and they want to know how to fucking log-in!  :twisted:

Unfortuantely our place is only an old converted barn so not much room for moving around.  Although cause its in the country we get to go out and play football in the bosses garden at lunchtimes  8)


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 11:04:34
My job title is Credit Risk ANALysit - its alright i suppose. I yearn to be a work shy bum again though


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: DV on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 11:04:36
not enough....apparently...


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 11:24:15
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Ralphy-Boy/jed.jpg


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 11:25:59
Is that Leggett?


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 11:29:19
You've put on weight Ralph!


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 11:29:52
I suspect that pic is in Scumsville.....can it be removed as offensive?


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 11:43:05
It's not me but i know him.

He's a scouser and yes, it was took in Oxford.


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: BrightonRed on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 11:54:42
I'm an unemployed graduate.


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 12:17:22
I'm a student, but I plan to become an accountant in the not so distant future  :?


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 12:18:26
I am a professional Stranglers fans - pay stinks and you get to listen to the same setlist all the time ! (Titch, 'ave a word !')

NMH


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Titch on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 12:20:29
Quote from: "Nomoreheroes"
I am a professional Stranglers fans - pay stinks and you get to listen to the same setlist all the time ! (Titch, 'ave a word !')

NMH
:D  I'll see what i can do for you  :wink:


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: @MacPhlea on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 12:47:45
Quote from: "land_of_bo"
everything - 5 offices across bath, swindon, marlborough and trowbridge.

got some proper crims on the books and then the boring property/probate stuff and then also the nutters at the other end of the scale...



BL&B by any chance?


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 13:03:52
Quote from: "Titch"
Quote from: "Nomoreheroes"
I am a professional Stranglers fans - pay stinks and you get to listen to the same setlist all the time ! (Titch, 'ave a word !')

NMH
:D  I'll see what i can do for you  :wink:


D'you know the stranglers titch? They drink in my local


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Titch on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 13:08:32
Jet's daughter is my girlfriend


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 13:11:10
I fund their lifestyles  :oops:

NMH


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Titch on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 13:12:01
And we thank you greatly NMH!  :soapy tit wank:


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Compo on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 13:17:45
IM a postman driver/aimer....


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 13:39:15
Quote from: "Titch"
Jet's daughter is my girlfriend


I wont pretend I know them and know which one is which, but they do come in my local (The Fleur in Norton St Philip) quite a lot 'cos I think Sil lives in the village. They eat there quite often and likes their cider!!


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Titch on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 13:41:11
Quote from: "land_of_bo"
Quote from: "Titch"
Jet's daughter is my girlfriend


I wont pretend I know them and know which one is which, but they do come in my local (The Fleur in Norton St Philip) quite a lot 'cos I think Sil lives in the village. They eat there quite often and likes their cider!!


He is the drummer.  Quite a big chap.


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 13:45:37
Yeah would probably recognise him if I saw him. They still charge a load of cash for doing gigs don't they?!? I was suprised at how miuch they cost to book!


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Titch on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 13:47:02
Quote from: "land_of_bo"
Yeah would probably recognise him if I saw him. They still charge a load of cash for doing gigs don't they?!? I was suprised at how miuch they cost to book!


Couldn't tell you to be honest.  I get in for free with back-stage passes to all the gigs.  But the gigs are always packed to the hilts.


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: adje on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 13:48:07
I draw maps for a living.Never get lost going to an away game!


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Titch on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 13:50:28
Quote from: "adje"
I draw maps for a living.Never get lost going to an away game!


I bet thats quite interesting.  What sort of maps?


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 14:12:50
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Is that Leggett?


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: he'll be well pleased with that.


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 14:56:48
i sell the big issue, i have 7 children cant remember their mothers names


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: richiestfc on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 15:36:37
im actually in my last year of school now :oops: and hope to go 2 the football academy in ciren!!ive got a few trials coming up but you lot wouldn't approve!! :wink:


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 15:39:30
Quote from: "richiestfc"
im actually in my last year of school now :oops: and hope to go 2 the football academy in ciren!!ive got a few trials coming up but you lot wouldn't approve!! :wink:


City and Oxford?!?!? :shock:  :?  :evil:


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: richiestfc on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 15:42:23
hate to say but yes and rovers!!have sent a fixture list to swindon so hopefully a scout might be out in the next few weeks! :)


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 16:04:10
Im an IT network manager for a secondary school in Brizzle.


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Tails on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 16:26:19
I'm a student.


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 17:34:32
Quote from: "richiestfc"
hate to say but yes and rovers!!have sent a fixture list to swindon so hopefully a scout might be out in the next few weeks! :)


Would have wished you luck but im not now i know who the teams are!. :evil:


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 17:40:10
I'm don't do anything yet :P I'm trying to find a job at the moment!I have quite a few jobs lined up which I'm looking at.Had two interviews already.I went for one at asda the other day and they so wanted me 8) but I changed my mind and rang them this morning and told them I had found another job.


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: richiestfc on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 19:57:28
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
Quote from: "richiestfc"
hate to say but yes and rovers!!have sent a fixture list to swindon so hopefully a scout might be out in the next few weeks! :)


Would have wished you luck but im not now i know who the teams are!. :evil:


cheers then soapy tit wank it isnt my fault


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 20:40:33
uni stoodent. worked in a surf shop this summer.


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Alishasa on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 20:42:26
I'm an accounts assistant at a firm of Solicitors, Yay how great does that sound...... Trust me it really is that bad (sometimes)!


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: richiestfc on Wednesday, September 7, 2005, 20:52:13
wtf happened to my message!!??anyway i was sayin its better than going for no clubs at all!!i need to start somewere don't i :wink:


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: ron dodgers on Thursday, September 8, 2005, 00:00:50
I consult ants in a cash selling business - it's nice sometimes


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Titch on Thursday, September 8, 2005, 07:50:28
You consult ants?  :soapy tit wank: Do they have much to say for themselves?


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, September 8, 2005, 13:31:35
in a cash selling business, titch


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, September 8, 2005, 13:34:04
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
in a cash selling business, titch


loan shark?


Title: What do you do for a living
Post by: Spud on Thursday, September 8, 2005, 14:34:09
Quote from: "richiestfc"
wtf happened to my message!!??anyway i was sayin its better than going for no clubs at all!!i need to start somewere don't i :wink:


Booooooooooooooooooooooo!.