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Hi

Today my wife has informed me that, unless they are obviously dirty (ie stained with mud or something) she doesn’t wash her legs when she showers, instead deciding that the suds which flow down from washing her torso are sufficient

This seems pretty damn grotty to me, but is apparently quite common. Putting it to the great minds of the TEF to get a view on leg (and only leg) washing patterns, to understand how prevalent this behaviour is

Thank you

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This is pretty much on point.

Yep.

I admit that the bottoms of my legs don't get the attention they probably should (bending is getting increasingly difficult), but yes, they are still given at least a quick going over with soap and what not.

I wash my third leg...

Is that front or back Chubbs?

Look at the feet numbnuts.

Could be on tiptoes cheeseball.

If you're asking me if i wash my arse as well as my meat and two veg, then yes, yes i do.

The question also arises about what people use in the shower....

Bare hands
Sponge
Flannel
One of those plastic thingies

My missus said to me once 'Why do you have to piss in the shower..'

I told her it was hard not to when you are having a shit...

I have one of those plastic scrubber things. I've been caught short a few times when traveling with work and resorted to bare hands :soapy tit wank:

My wife hates that i piss in the shower. I honestly do not see the issue with it.

Then there's soap or shower gel. Suspect that's a generational thing tbh. Obviously Reg still uses unrefined whale blubber

Stay away from original source mint and tea tree shower gel.

As it's shower related, the imperial leather foam shower stuff is amazing. Try it!
 Hands only and I wash my legs by the way.

Even more reason to clean your legs  :)

Pits, Balls, Arse and Feet get the main focus in the shower, I use shower gel (for sensitive skin as I am a sensitive soul) and just my hands.

I also piss in the shower.

Hopefully that's everything covered!

I've always believed that there is an unnecessary over emphasis on personal hygiene.... OK you need a bit, but too much isn't particulrly environmentally friendly, and is driven by ad campaigns by large polluting multi-nationals.

Shower gels etc are particulatly bad for micro plastics, the stuff which is now swirling around in the guts of the whales you mention.

https://ethicalbranddirectory.com/microbeads-beauty-products/

Soaps are a distinct minefield... for years I used sandalwood soap imported from India, expensive but liked the smell, but came to realise that the extraction of sandalwood oil wasn't particualrly sustainable, so had to go.  

I then went for what might be termed a basic soap, no perfumes, no colours etc, however these are based on palm oil, which is tied up with deforestation and erosion of human rights.  Probably best to go for some sort of vegan soap, to be on the safe side.

In piss?

 :)

I don't piss in the shower, the toilet is only a couple of feet away. Heathens.

Bragging

To save water, pissing in the shower is encouraged.

Blimey, whatever happened to the long soak in the bathtub.
Hectic pace of modern living?

Once a week will do me and personal space is guaranteed.
 ;)

 Seems bath tubs may be on the way out

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=15&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjshbvfkq_iAhWHHxQKHaUSBh4QFjAOegQIAhAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fezinearticles.com%2F%3FThe-Popularity-of-Walk-in-Showers%26id%3D5597421&usg=AOvVaw0n0PKY9jmrQNKczrBqK-vw

Probably declined due to all the "pissing while washing" enthusiasts. Works less well in the bath :)

I teed that up deliberately, glad to see you falling into my piss stained trap :)

To clarify, on the whole I will generally use the toilet prior to having a shower, but occasionally i'm in the shower when I realise I need a piss, or I'm in a big rush or whatever.

Generally my aim is sound enough so the urine goes straight down the plughole.

I do like a bath as well WB, after I had surgery on my ruptured achilles last year I could only use the bath and loved a long soak!

To note - I never piss in the bath.

Hmmm, think about the times you have to open the shower drain to remove the clogged, piss stained hair ;)

Can’t even remember the last time I had a bath.

It’s easier to share a shower than a bath, too.

Agreed.

On a side note, do you have to put your arse wipes in the bin?

That's what rubber gloves are for!

I've never had to do that in approaching 40 years, what's it like 4D?

Yes. It’s not pleasant.

It is fine to do this then push it down the plughole with your toes.

I don't like it when I get near to a perineum of someone when having sex & find they haven't washed there. Therefore I appeal to all to do a handstand in the shower so that the water cascades over the offending area.

Memo to self: never read TEF personal hygiene threads while eating breakfast.

Christ, we’re going to get an offshoot discussion on rimming now.

Bloody classic. Never mind the shower, nearly pissed myself laughing waiting for a lift in Cirencester.