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right send your nominations on this thread for the official 2004 forum awards in the following categories, the 4 people with the most nominations in each category by friday afternoon will then be put to the vote. clear?

Categories:

1. BEST OVERALL POSTER
2. WORST OVERALL POSTER
3. FUNNIEST THREAD
4. THE STAY UP ALL NIGHT AWARD
5. BEST EVER POST.



any arguments in giving dazzza the lifetime achievement award?

My nominations are

1. best overall poster : reg smeeton
2. worst overall poster fisch (for refernces to ethnic and aids issues)
3. best ever thread: virtual pub
4. stay up all nite award: yeovil red
5. best ever post: yeovil red- i am yeovil red
                                           i never go to bed
                                           i stay awake at night
                                           typing lots of shite

Does this include the old forum seeing as this has only been going for a month or so?

yes

1. BEST OVERALL POSTER = (Whits, seems to know all the answers)
2. WORST OVERALL POSTER =(Stanley,Oxford fan & Sonicyouth)
3. FUNNIEST THREAD =(Dave, recking his mates artwork)
4. THE STAY UP ALL NIGHT AWARD = (Yeovil, sounds like he is on dope)
5. BEST EVER POST. =(gay stanley uk stuff was funny)

Best Poster- Tough one, at this second I'm going for Dazza
Worst Poster- Fiisch
Funniest Thread- I'm going to have to vote my artwork one, even I had to laugh at myself
Up all night- Yeovil/Mex
Best post- Onion Jimbo re: anything

Best poster
Ben Wah Balls. Not since Jimbo's heyday have I laughed so much at one man's postings, and he's a quality fella as well.

Worst poster
Blinkpip. I don't think I need to elaborate do I?

Funniest thread
Virtual pub without doubt!

Up all night
Gotta be the Yeovilster.

Best post
When Dazzza first gave us the link for this wonderful forum.

worst poster: blinkretard

everyone else is alright, i don't have the memory to remember any good threads or owt.

1. BEST OVERALL POSTER
I guess its a footie forum, so it has to be most informative.  Grim Reaper comes close, tend to agree with his opinions, but Reg just pisses over the competition!

Though in General Footie Onion and Sonic posted the most and best stuff, though Sonic gets on his high horse sometimes, and Onion's gone missing recently, so I'll stick with Reg!  :P

2. WORST OVERALL POSTER
Well it would have been J1mmy aka Reeves4Manager/England, I really don't know anymore!  But he/they seem alright now, so probably Stanley, though if Blinkpip mispells again once more.....   :x

3. FUNNIEST THREAD
Onion's post (taken from another website) on Internet chatroom stuff.  It had me in fucking stitches.

4. THE STAY UP ALL NIGHT AWARD
Yeovil Red.  Any other contenders?!

5. BEST EVER POST.
Some Dexito thread, can't remember what it was about though, so err, same as Oxford - my memory is crap...


Call me thick, but do these include www.thisisstfc.co.uk?

Can I suggest another category?  Most Missed User From www.thisisstfc.co.uk - Sadieo  :cry:

Onion's post (taken from another website) on Internet chatroom stuff.  It had me in fucking stitches.

Was that the one about cybersex?

Best Poster: My main contenders are Jimbo, Sonic Youth, Mexico Red,Yeovil Red, Dazzza, Decks-e-tow, MHWG,  Barry and Oxford fan would be if he supported Swindon but Sonic Youth just gets my nomination. Dazzza for lifetime achievement definitely

Worst Poster: Richard Hatchard, he might not've posted much but he does have a 100% shit post ratio

Funniest Thread: Dave's art cock up, Dave's holiday romance one and most of Mickey's ones Bring Back Mickey! Is that onion jimbo chat room one still around I searched for it but only found this. http://www.thisisstfc.co.uk/Forum_New/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10438&SearchTerms=chat,room

Up all night: Yeovil Red just beating Mexico Red

Best ever post:   from this thread http://thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=183&highlight=

is the best one recently I think.

1. Best poster Reg. Always has an obscure fact of some kind, must have a great memory.
2. Worst poster Would have been Fiisch, but since he has changed his avatar I can read his posts without wanting to smash my monitor. So I'll go with Stanley.
3. Funniest thread The Virtual Pub.
4. Up all night Yeovil
5. Best ever post Can't remember any specific posts...too many good'uns.

cyber gone wrong is thta it?

Yup, that's the one I was referring to.  It was stolen from another website though so I'm not sure if it counts.

I think you'll find i posted that give me two mins and i'll try and find it

Yevoil informed me i'm wrong  :oops:

http://www.thisisstfc.co.uk/forum_new/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=16855&SearchTerms=cyber

Yes but I'm afraid Jimbo did the original....  He posted it before you even registered IIRC.

See my post above. But to prove i'm super cool i'm heading to AOL chat rooms in search of how it wrong of my own  :D

I dont want the stay up all night award!
Its like a special award invented just for me cos Im special needs or something :soapy tit wank:

I vote Sonic for everything or Mex or Spacey.

My favourite thread was when Dave admitted losing his virginity to that girl on holiday and then she blew him out and he got all manic depressive and chopsy.That made me cry with laughter.

Actually I vote OST because I imagine he looks a bit like Bill Bailey.

A special mention must go out to barry I love him as well.

Id like to add a most hated catagorie.

Everyone slags off J1mmy and Gary and rightly so they can be knobs but there is no doubt they are enthusiastic  Swindon fans.For my money this award has to go to Johny Doyle .Even typing his name makes me feel angry with his "Im a massive fan" and "nobody wants the club to do well more than me just not in my back yard" comments.Where are you now Doyle you fucking prick!

1. BEST OVERALL POSTER = Yeovil Red purely because of the funnyness of his posts
2. WORST OVERALL POSTER = Blinktit because he posts total are
3. FUNNIEST THREAD =Probably others but the best I can remember is the one about the chatroom
4. THE STAY UP ALL NIGHT AWARD = Yeovil no contest
5. BEST EVER POST. =Any by onion jimbo on the old forum before the rise of  the retards when he didnt post as much loads to chose from like this example: http://www.thisisstfc.co.uk/forum_new/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=5708

 :D  I couldn't beileve you just posted that Mr.Red

This one is betterhttp://www.thisisstfc.co.uk/forum_new/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=12596&whichpage=1


 Im just reading through some old threads. I wish I could log on so I could search for threads directly. I was really odd last year. This year Im more bitter and angry. Kind of like the whole Darth Vader thing.

1. best overall poster : Yeovil
2. worst overall poster : fisch
3. best ever thread: Dave's holiday romance
4. stay up all nite award: yeovil red
5. best ever post: Dexito giving S(ard)onic advice on his interview at stfc

I'd repressed the memory of that wanker!

good stuff so far, 3 more days to get your nominations in. will also add in a 6th category due to public demand.

6. MOST MISSED FORM THISISSTFC.

my vote goes to the passion of Banbury red

aha! if only i could find it  :cry:

Does Gerry Stilton, formerly known as It's love, Black Swindon Fan, n/a and God knows who else, post on here?  I don't think he does.

I miss him for his 'I'm totally insane and should be put in a straight jacket and locked in a padded cell and have the key thrown away' kind of postings.

Marvellous!

This is why I miss Gerry.  He posted this on the thisisstfc site just after we had beaten Posh and just prior to the 3-0 win v Brentford.  It's one of the  best posts I have ever seen!

"This was a very fortunate lucky win .Against anyone else we would have lost again .
Blimey Posh are worse than us !!!!!!!!!!!!!.
I was surprised Brentford got beat at home 3-1 to Toquay . Allen wont be happy so expect a backlash . Our bunch of pansies will have to pull out all the stops to get any kind of result . The way they played at Posh wont be good enough ."

Love it.

http://www.thisisstfc.co.uk/forum_new/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=15623

That reminds me.... where's Lil Ze/Vinz gone?

Not far :wink:

I thought you was him or him was you. Good times.

Yeah, Normy's pretty cool and he's even older than Reg!

Barry is my most missed member, followed by mickey,

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick ahhahahaha I just read that normy post and had a fit of laughter, great stuff.

This is the best bit

"the violent shaking of the bed woke my wife also and she was not at all pleased."

This was the last normy post I saw http://www.thisisstfc.co.uk/forum_new/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=19340

 I want to stab VAN DRIVER and sussex red for giving him grief :evil:

 I'd probably stab tricky ricky as well cos he gives off a Daily Mail vibe

1. Best overall poster: Onion Jimbo - absolute genius at his peak
2. Worst overall poster: J1mmythekraut - an utter self centred puerile tosspot who ruined a brilliant forum
3. Funniest thread: Virtual pub for sustained comic inventiveness
4. The stay up all night award: Yeovil Red by default
5. Best ever post: So many classics but a special mention for the J1mmy shredders in Virtual Pub thread

Van Driver and Townfan7  :twisted:  :evil: Wankers both of them.

Mickey is apparently dead.  Killed himself because he wasn't allowed to join this forum.  I got an e mail from arch bishop of cantebury inviting me to his funeral.  God rest your soul mickey  :cry:

I miss DV85 because he knows his football, DST-92 because he should be in Football Factory, BanburyRed for his optimistic dribblings and normy as well of course.

DST is here, he's just got his CP goggles and his scarf on.

buhhh?

http://ww2.imagewiz.net/images/5thavestyles/170090_CPStoneRings05_010.jpg

Nooooooo, this can't be true, surely you can bring him back from the dead being a women?




Normy is still posting! http://www.thisisstfc.co.uk/Forum_New/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=19819

Spacey's earlier post intrigued me so I've dug this old thread up.

Brilliant!

"Lucid dreams have been described in some psychic research books I have, an interest of mine.On the subject of dreams,have you heard of incubus and succubus, which some Spiritualists say are male or female spirits who make love to you while you are asleep? I'm not joking actually. Some years ago, I woke up just after a very realistic dream, in which a woman was on top of me and we had sex, she even told me her name, but the violent shaking of the bed woke my wife also and she was not at all pleased.This is true, though it may not be believed, understandably."  Normy said that.

Mrs Normy cracked me up.