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This has probably been done to death on here before but I was just musing.

You are allowed follow up comments like "sense of humour", "love for Abba's greatest hits", "Ferrari"

Tits.

Always.

If you are looking at someone from the front how can you see their arse?

But in what way? Big? Small and pert? A handful? Shape?

Most of these aspects can be perverted with the evil selection of bras that exist...

No particular alignment was suggested Sippo

tits, followed by arse, followed by face, followed by tattoos.

How do you see someone's Postcode when you first meet them? Or do you actually work for talk talk ?

Tattoos added for you Leggett. You are allowed to change your vote.

An examination of their wallet/handbag? It might be a bit forward I suppose...

Just me that thinks legs>breasts then.

:D Eyes for me though. Followed by general dress sense, I think.

Initially it's the face, then take in the rest. Eyes and lips being the key.

Erm yep, so far.

I think that you need an interesting lady with nipples on her knees to drool over

Give Mrs Batch another 10 years ...

Come on, fess up. Who ticked "bank account balance?"

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Tattooed on tits?

I don't care how stunning they look- if they smoke it's a no-no from me.

A moustache puts me off, too.

Face first, intelligence second if they pass the first two it's on to smoking or tatts. No use having the most beautiful facial features then sounding like and having the brain power of Waynetta Slob.

The thing I do is bend down to my crotch level, look up to make eye contact with them and say "why are you looking down here, love?".

Cunt.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

 Do they have their own teeth  :)

This is a 'desirable' rather than an 'essential'..

Yes, desirable. Breath essential.

I normally ask for a copy of a recent utility bill.

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Pulse.

Although these days I'd go for "Still Warm"

Can't agree with this. You are cutting out a lot of option's.

Nope, not just you, love a great set of pins.

Me too. I actually don't give a shit about breast size as long as they're not fake, which I find a huge turn off. Much prefer legs. And I like a good arse as well.

So Heather Mills is out, then.

Unless you like a nice set of pin

Must admit,it was the size of my now missus"s tits that caught my attention ,when we first met in Pashas (stop sniggering at the back)
Fast forward 26 years and it looks like she has got 3 nipples ,as her belly button is on the same latitude.

Hope she hasn't got a TEF account or you will be on very short rations for a while!

Short rations would be an improvement.

pmsl   :clap: :clap:

I seem to be the only one on the stomach preference  :pint:

Call me weird, but I'm not particularly attracted to white women. I find blonde hair and pale skin in particular to be a bit of a turn off, but that's just me.

I usually notice a combination of Face/Clothes, as I like a woman who dresses properly.

If I'm behind them... Arse.

I'm with you on the stomach preference, that's a must for me!!

Fuck it. Bloodshot and denim ain't gonna cut it I guess

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Got to have a stomach for sure. Fucking messy without. All that Babysham and kebab would just come straight out.

What about hoo-ha? Pubes or sans pubes?

Erm, that's not something that is usually on display. Well at least in the establishments that I frequent...

Well a good pair of jeans counts as a good dress sense :)

A drunk guy in the pub told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen  on Friday night.. While staring directly at my legs and not making eye contact once. Flattery, you're doing it wrong  :doh:

Was it Talk Talk?

Nah no denim. Or dribble

Maybe he was really shy.

I'm normally an arse man but my current girlfriend is a J cup so perhaps I am becoming a boob man. Intelligence and character are important. I demand references.

You've got me all wrong dear.

It's drool, not dribble

This reminds me of the joke about a couple celebrating their 25th Wedding Anniversary. The wife asks her husband what he thought when he first saw her naked all the those years ago :

He replies "I thought that I wanted to fuck your brains and suck your tits dry"

She then asks, "And what do you think when you see me naked now ?"

"That I did a fucking good job"

\Perhaps he was not starting at your legs just watching you bend down to pet his guide dog?  :eek:

Sorry  :D

:D I wondered what that white stick was all about!