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Title: going to bed with anchovies
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 14:37:55
What is your dirty secrets? I'll kick things off. Climbing into bed with a tin of anchovies and listening to footy. Name your peculiar habits


Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 14:41:51
About to crack it open. Careful you don't cut yourself. The first anchovies will taste lovely. Will give a review shortly


Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 14:45:45
Tasty. I had two and they tasted delicious. There is 10 in the tin but Ihave another two downstairs


Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 14:48:21
Feel a bit diminished each time eat one. Wash it down with booze and you will soon be like Sam Moorshead.


Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies
Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 14:54:58
Been on the cider, Dossy?


Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 14:56:54
Just some booze on the side. Tucked into half the tin now. Bloody delicious :nod:


Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies
Post by: Sippo on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 15:00:39
In my yoof, I had plenty of fish in bed.


Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies
Post by: Dostoyevsky on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 15:04:37
These ones have stained my mattress. Oil spillage is a cause for concern.


Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies
Post by: Ells on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 16:24:55
Anchovies are only good when they're used for a salty flavour, Caesar salad in particular.

Hope you're okay Dosser..


Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies
Post by: Skinny Pete on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 16:40:58
Are you sure it's anchovies?

2 things in this world smell of fish - and 1 of them is fish


Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies
Post by: THE FLASH on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 18:37:19
Hardest part of a sex change....sewing in the Anchovy....


Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies
Post by: Nemo on Saturday, August 29, 2015, 18:49:37
TEF drinking game: Dosser thread - down it gents!


Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies
Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Sunday, August 30, 2015, 08:13:27
Not sure there's been a more random thread.


Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies
Post by: suttonred on Sunday, August 30, 2015, 08:23:42
Attention seeking


Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies
Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Sunday, August 30, 2015, 08:40:26
I see..


Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies
Post by: Red and Proud on Sunday, August 30, 2015, 08:50:20
Bloody hell Dosso, you've just joined a secret society that i thought i was the only member. LIDL sell small jars of them in their speciality range. An orgasmic orgy assulting your tastebuds. Nom, nom, nom.


Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies
Post by: Talk Talk on Sunday, August 30, 2015, 22:31:02
Well Dossy, I'm just about to light up your life my friend.

If you haven't already got some, then you really, really need some Patum Peperium.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentleman's_Relish (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentleman's_Relish)


Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, September 3, 2015, 09:49:44
Anchovies are only good when they're used for a salty flavour, Caesar salad in particular.

All pizza should have anchovies, I wish I'd read Dosser's precaution earlier as I managed to cut myself on a tin t'other day, only a nick, but nevertheless annoying.


Title: Re: going to bed with anchovies
Post by: Red and Proud on Thursday, September 3, 2015, 11:06:59
Well Dossy, I'm just about to light up your life my friend.

If you haven't already got some, then you really, really need some Patum Peperium.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentleman's_Relish (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentleman's_Relish)

I'm sure others were thinking this so i will stick my head above the parapit. I thought gentlemans relish referred to something else....