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Title: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: woolster on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 20:14:19
check out the 2 brizzle shitty gimps at the front, also is that Kelly Daglish once of Sky sports news :iloveyou:


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: janaage on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 20:16:42
More like check out the two city gimps at the back Flint and Fielding.  Think Flint is going to have a torrid time in the championship this year.


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: BruceChatwin on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 20:17:19
Absolute garbage this.


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: BambooToTheFuture on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 20:19:16
Its trying to be like Soccer AM. Also don't mix up the leagues. They showed Shef Wed v Bristol and then went on to show Gills v Sheff Utd! Hmmmm

I think it'll be ok, but they need to stop trying to be cool because they just look like cunts. Plus the guy looks like Jude Laws double. So makes him a double cunt!!

On a side not though, really enjoyed seeing Flint look well out of his depth haaha 


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: Sir Pissalot on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 20:19:57
It's all over the place.  They've tried to cross Socer AM with Top Gear and it's crap.


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: janaage on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 20:20:25
I quote like it. Fed up of the same old voice over bloke just tells you what your seeing. First time round so not perfect, but no worse than the shite the bbc used to do.


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: BambooToTheFuture on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 20:37:29
I quote like it. Fed up of the same old voice over bloke just tells you what your seeing. First time round so not perfect, but no worse than the shite the bbc used to do.

It's settled a little, but they need to sort their running order out. That's not the presenters problem though, thats basic TV. I can see theyre trying to make it a bit fresh and fair by showing different leagues, but then why haven't they even sniffed FL2 yet?  They can't do it one way and not cover the bases. Concept ok, but needs refining. If the producers haven't sorted it by end of august then people will get annoyed.

Could be really good and this is CH5 chance to secure the highlights so they have to get it right. I'm pretty sure they don't don't want Cheggers getting his cock out again for the much anticipated prime time filler that was Jungle Run!


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: manc_red on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 20:41:06
No better or worse than expected but I don't understand the switching between leagues. Why? Just why? Worst thing about it though is the constant fucking ad breaks!  :crash:


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: @mwooly63 on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 20:42:06
 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Bury/Donny

Comedy that


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: BambooToTheFuture on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 20:52:05
Ohh I was just getting tepid with it, but now I can't believe that they have made graphics for the competition but no graphics to show the league tables...

Martin Allen now.... fuck me Jed will be on next  :suicide: :suicide:


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: janaage on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 20:56:07
No better or worse than expected but I don't understand the switching between leagues. Why? Just why? Worst thing about it though is the constant fucking ad breaks!  :crash:

Like the swapping ng around the leagues as it means you watch more. Whereas if they bang on about the championship for half hour chances are i'll ignore a lot of that. This way i pay a bit more attention.


For a first attempt, not bad.


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: Saxondale on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 20:58:03
Virgo commenting on our match I could do without.  Swindon are in trouble, last thing you want is one of your players who may leave scoring a hat trick.  Um, really?


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: woolster on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 20:58:35
Ohh I was just getting tepid with it, but now I can't believe that they have made graphics for the competition but no graphics to show the league tables...

Martin Allen fat cunt now.... fuck me Jed will be on next  :suicide: :suicide:


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: BambooToTheFuture on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 20:58:46
Health Lottery birds not bad  :)


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: Abrahammer on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 21:00:05
Virgo commenting on our match I could do without.  Swindon are in trouble, last thing you want is one of your players who may leave scoring a hat trick.  Um, really?

I thought I was the only one who was gutted we had a player score a hat trick and win us the game.

Byrne, what a cunt


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: manc_red on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 21:01:23
Like the swapping ng around the leagues as it means you watch more. Whereas if they bang on about the championship for half hour chances are i'll ignore a lot of that. This way i pay a bit more attention.

Maybe I'll get used to it. It's not as bad as it could have been to be fair.

Where did they get some of those specimens in the background though?!


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: Frigby Daser on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 21:02:02
Virgo makes Claridge look good.


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: BambooToTheFuture on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 21:03:39
Maybe I'll get used to it. It's not as bad as it could have been to be fair.

Where did they get some of those specimens in the background though?!

They've all been dragged in from their neighbours BBQ


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: BambooToTheFuture on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 21:05:26
Virgo makes Claridge look good.

Good job he's only on this week. Mind you, who will it be next week Lee Hughes?


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: BambooToTheFuture on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 21:21:02
Fuckin Hell, looks like Martin Allen(Fat Cunt) is about to wallop Goergie Boy (Smug Twat)  :furious: :smugfu:


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: woolster on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 21:24:35
I think virgo is on it full time


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: Langers on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 21:24:50
Glad i'm watching on record, at least I can fast forward all the shite between the highlights.

Agree with others re the mixing up the leagues, really not a fan of that.


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: BambooToTheFuture on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 21:25:50
I think virgo is on it full time

Really?! I swear the piece said it was a "weekly expert"


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: woolster on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 21:28:18
Really?! I swear the piece said it was a "weekly expert"
fat cunt allen :hmmm:


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: BambooToTheFuture on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 21:47:24
ahhh possibly. That would be a bonus....except that means Jed Mc will be guesting then.. we all know what an expert he is. Expert in faecal matter of the bovine variety that is!


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Saturday, August 8, 2015, 23:28:54
Thought that was unwatchable. Flicked through the dross and watched the Town bit. Turned the rest off.


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Sunday, August 9, 2015, 07:17:24
How far in were we? I want to skip the crap and just watch us.


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: Skinny Pete on Sunday, August 9, 2015, 07:20:06
Anyone catch the Cotterill interview - fucking diddums.

If he's going to react like that after every defeat he's dead meat


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: janaage on Sunday, August 9, 2015, 07:25:24
Cotterill's is a horrible man to watch/listen to. Cringeworthy interview.

Good work C5 will be watching that most weeks.


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: Paolo69 on Sunday, August 9, 2015, 07:42:12
What is this horrible summer that Shitty of had then? The man's a tool!


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: BruceChatwin on Sunday, August 9, 2015, 08:11:56
Still early days, but doesn't seem to have gone down well.

Quote
http://www.onefootballforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/your-thoughts-on-channel-5s-football-league-show.6795/

Some of the studio parts were so bad they were almost compelling. Hopefully Ch 5 will listen to the feedback and tweak the format a bit. Being able to watch the highlights pre-MOTD is a big plus though.


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: Bathtime on Sunday, August 9, 2015, 09:08:12
Probably the worst football programme I have ever seen - Virgo....?? Fortunately I recorded it so could fast forward most - what a waste of time...



Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, August 9, 2015, 09:38:51
How far in were we? I want to skip the crap and just watch us.
Anyone?


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: BruceChatwin on Sunday, August 9, 2015, 09:44:34
Just watch them here instead.

http://www.skysports.com/footballleague/championship/video/9942385/swindon-4-1-bradford (http://www.skysports.com/footballleague/championship/video/9942385/swindon-4-1-bradford)


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, August 9, 2015, 09:46:06
Just watch them here instead.

http://www.skysports.com/footballleague/championship/video/9942385/swindon-4-1-bradford (http://www.skysports.com/footballleague/championship/video/9942385/swindon-4-1-bradford)
Many thanks!


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: normy on Sunday, August 9, 2015, 10:10:16
Good if you record it and fast forward past the crap you don't like and the ads.


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: Berniman on Sunday, August 9, 2015, 10:19:23
I am just happy that there is a show showing all the goals and action bits, couldn't give a toss about the format of the show and what the ex players have to say about anything..

Back in the day there was never anything showing below the Prem.


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: Skinny Pete on Sunday, August 9, 2015, 10:30:20
What is this horrible summer that Shitty of had then? The man's a tool!
Loved the moan about them not having time to gel.

It's the same fucking side as last year, you turd!


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: Frigby Daser on Sunday, August 9, 2015, 11:40:29
The BBC format was spot on. A studio audience adds nothing. You want Match of the Day, for the lower leagues. The problem c5 have is that with adverts, if they don't spread it, 80% of their viewers turn off once the Championship has been shown.


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: Honkytonk on Sunday, August 9, 2015, 13:37:33
The BBC format was spot on. A studio audience adds nothing. You want Match of the Day, for the lower leagues. The problem c5 have is that with adverts, if they don't spread it, 80% of their viewers turn off once the Championship has been shown.

I'm not too bothered about them doing one Championship, one League 1, one League 2 game. If that's what they want to do then do it. Gives the lower levels a bit more time in the spotlight.

Audience is unnecessary. The BBC format would be good if they only had people who knew what they were on about or had something interesting to say. There's plenty of shit going on in the lower leagues to fill the program outside of cliche and roundabout sentences.


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: manc_red on Sunday, August 9, 2015, 16:00:25
A studio audience adds nothing.

Except some amusement maybe...

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CL6o4R5WsAA3gpP.jpg)

The strange fucker stood next to the tv when our highlights were on was almost as funny. Some of the awkward faces he was pulling were absolute gold. Seemed to almost do a little dance at one point as well...


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: janaage on Sunday, August 9, 2015, 16:02:26
Loved when they asked a studio me,ber a question, he replied for a good 20 seconds then the presenter says, well we didnt hear any of that...


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: Costanza on Sunday, August 9, 2015, 16:21:41
It's not very good but I can deal with that. However, the chap lost me as soon as he referred to a football shirt as 'naughty' and 'rascal'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1yYEDjeWA8


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: adje on Sunday, August 9, 2015, 17:14:34
I think i was ridiculed when i said flint would be found out in the champs.fucking cunt hope he gets destroyed week in and out


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: Skinny Pete on Sunday, August 9, 2015, 17:20:31
Someone has already put that to some 82ers on another forum - excellent!


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Sunday, August 9, 2015, 18:33:26
I think i was ridiculed when i said flint would be found out in the champs.

not by me, I agree completely


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: singingiiiffy on Sunday, August 9, 2015, 19:35:20
I think i was ridiculed when i said flint would be found out in the champs.
not by me, I agree completely

Im going to ridicule you both on the fact that 1 match has been played. we may not like him anymore but hes a decent player. time will tell if he can perform at that level


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: BambooToTheFuture on Sunday, August 9, 2015, 23:43:39
I think i was ridiculed when i said flint would be found out in the champs.
Im going to ridicule you both on the fact that 1 match has been played. we may not like him anymore but hes a decent player. time will tell if he can perform at that level

He was still massively out of his depth. Sheff Wed aren't great in the Champ, City will play stronger and more exposing teams. Preston had a great result against Boro and even though it was Rotherham, MKRonalds still proved they can score goals. Cioty were poor and their manager is a complete cunt. Sour grapes Cotterill. Flint, I know the lad, played against him when i was in youth footy. Was good, is good. Thinks he's big time though. He isn't. That'll be his downfall.


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: WEBBERhyde on Sunday, August 9, 2015, 23:58:35
Watched it last night on record whilst pissed, thought it was shit....it's got even worse watching the rest of it today sober. Fucking hell. The girl, although looking smashing, spoke as if she was talking to a classroom full of under 8's.


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: @mwooly63 on Monday, August 10, 2015, 04:17:39
The girl, although looking smashing, spoke as if she was talking to a classroom full of under 8's.

From what I saw of that studio audience, mentally they probably were under 8


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: Abrahammer on Monday, August 10, 2015, 08:24:02
He was still massively out of his depth. Sheff Wed aren't great in the Champ, City will play stronger and more exposing teams. Preston had a great result against Boro and even though it was Rotherham, MKRonalds still proved they can score goals. Cioty were poor and their manager is a complete cunt. Sour grapes Cotterill. Flint, I know the lad, played against him when i was in youth footy. Was good, is good. Thinks he's big time though. He isn't. That'll be his downfall.

Say what you want you can't get away from the fact it was one game, can't judge anything on that blah blah blah

Probably have a blinder in the next game


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Tuesday, August 11, 2015, 07:39:59
Thought the show was pretty decent.



Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: JayBox325 on Tuesday, August 11, 2015, 09:33:57
The time slot was OK, it was entertaining BUT I felt myself cringing so much throughout.

  • Ditch those cheesy & cheap spinning league tables
  • Do the leagues in order
  • Don't spend as much time talking to the 'celebrities'
  • Update the cheesy scoreboard graphic during highlights so it's less Bargain Hunt
  • Please, please, please less 'banter' between the presenters


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: StfcRusty on Tuesday, August 11, 2015, 10:32:44
"Talk us through this Martin"

"What do you want me to say?"

Absolute car-crash of a TV show made even worse by the random collection of zombies staring blankly in the background.  When one actually tried to contribute we got 20 seconds of near-silence as there were no mics for the audience.

Anything that results in people even thinking the words "bring back Claridge" has got to be bad.


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: manc_red on Saturday, August 15, 2015, 21:41:16
This was quite a bit better tonight I thought. The ads are always going to be a pain in the arse but there weren't so many cringe moments and at least the  leagues were  in  order...


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: BambooToTheFuture on Saturday, August 15, 2015, 21:45:49
Say what you want you can't get away from the fact it was one game, can't judge anything on that blah blah blah

Probably have a blinder in the next game

Was a passenger today. Ball watching, but not doing. Not picking but, he will do the same to city, thinks he's already big time and it's his dream to play for "United".


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: BambooToTheFuture on Saturday, August 15, 2015, 21:49:06
Che Adams....Sounds a bit too much like Ched Evans to me. Is that so Blades fans have something familiar to sing..  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: Exiled Bob on Sunday, August 16, 2015, 03:52:36
This was quite a bit better tonight I thought. The ads are always going to be a pain in the arse but there weren't so many cringe moments and at least the  leagues were  in  order...
Fuck me it must have been truly awful last week then. I watched it for the first time last night (caught the last hour anyway) and thought it was hilariously bad. It was like watching some teen pop show from the 80s with all the "fans" stood about.

Everybody looked so uncomfortable.




Title: Re:
Post by: horlock07 on Sunday, August 16, 2015, 08:03:33
Not sure why Jamie Cureton was dressed as a school boy?


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: RobertT on Sunday, August 16, 2015, 09:15:32
What planet does Cotterill inhabit?  "the lad doesn't have to put his head there".  Pretty sure someone heading a ball at head height would expect to do so without being kicked in said head to be fair Steve.


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: corner on Sunday, August 16, 2015, 09:21:02
What planet does Cotterill inhabit?  "the lad doesn't have to put his head there".  Pretty sure someone heading a ball at head height would expect to do so without being kicked in said head to be fair Steve.
The bloke is in complete denial, he hasn't got a clue, afew more results like that and some panic buying he'll be gone by christmas. TWAT!!


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: tans on Sunday, August 16, 2015, 09:32:56
Hahaha look at this simple cunt

https://twitter.com/beesotted/status/632623240087736320


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: Summerof69 on Sunday, August 16, 2015, 13:13:04
What planet does Cotterill inhabit?  "the lad doesn't have to put his head there".  Pretty sure someone heading a ball at head height would expect to do so without being kicked in said head to be fair Steve.

My thoughts exactly after seeing his interview last night. He's losing the plot, and being found out easily. It's one thing taking a side up from league one on a Championship budget...but it's another thing being competitive on a similar budget to most other sides in the Championship.


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: Batch on Sunday, August 16, 2015, 14:23:26
but early to write the slave traders off, unfortunately.

cotterill never had a plot, he's a grade A twat


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Sunday, August 16, 2015, 14:38:03
thet seem to like to label all teams who beat them cheats


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: Sir Pissalot on Sunday, August 16, 2015, 15:19:06
thet seem to like to label all teams who beat them cheats

That's the problem when you are such a "massive club".  The only possible reason for getting beat must be that the other team cheated.  :)


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: horlock07 on Sunday, August 16, 2015, 15:47:11
Rather lovely to see Cotterill and fat boy evans occupying the bottom two spots in the championship.. ;D


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: suttonred on Sunday, August 16, 2015, 22:16:54
Hahaha look at this simple cunt

https://twitter.com/beesotted/status/632623240087736320

I thought it was a well reasoned argument.





Not really what a fucking mong.


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: woolster on Wednesday, August 19, 2015, 20:12:51
brizzle shitty 2 nil down at home to lids :pint:


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: horlock07 on Thursday, August 20, 2015, 15:07:28
Anyone planning to pop along and stand looking gormless in the background

http://www.swindontownfc.co.uk/news/article/town-fans-required-for-studio-audience-2628061.aspx


Title: Re: CH 5 FL tonight
Post by: JayBox325 on Thursday, August 20, 2015, 15:17:48
Anyone planning to pop along and stand looking gormless in the background

http://www.swindontownfc.co.uk/news/article/town-fans-required-for-studio-audience-2628061.aspx

God no.