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Title: Hartlepool United
Post by: Tiresome Troll on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 09:18:00
morning troops

hot off the press! Jed is in the running for Hartlepool!!!!!! whoop whoop!!!! Turns out he and Russ the Ceo know each other and Russ contacted him for help

watch this space

I think hartlepool is a long way lads to cheer Jed on when he's chairman though


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: StfcRusty on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 09:21:20
No-one cares


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Peter Venkman on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 09:23:45
RIP Hartlepool Utd.


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Summerof69 on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 09:32:17
Jeff Stelling will not be happy...


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: kerry red on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 09:32:45
Another Hereford in the making


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: 4D on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 09:44:10
Please disappear to the hartlepool forum. Actually, don't. I feel for them.


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: 4D on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 09:45:28
Can I ask you something TT. What is it about Jed that appeals to you?


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Tiresome Troll on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 09:46:40
it's rough up north I think

went on a stag to newcastle last year and hotel was a dump

houses are cheap

Jed sold loads of windows in Middlesbrough back in the day
that Russ was Ceo of the year
wonder why the other takeover failed? at least Jed brings experience and cash to the job


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 09:48:56
he better watch out, they hang monkeys like him there


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Tiresome Troll on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 09:49:04
Jed is a doer and dosent fuck about when stuff needs arranging
let's face it he has OWNED TWO clubs not many people can say that
looks like hartlepool will be his third lads  :D
let's face it from reading the news hartlepool need a decent new owner


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: kerry red on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 09:50:13
it's rough up north I think

went on a stag to newcastle last year and hotel was a dump

houses are cheap

Jed sold loads of windows in Middlesbrough back in the day
that Russ was Ceo of the year
wonder why the other takeover failed? at least Jed brings experience and cash to the job
Cash? Has he reclaimed the £1 he invested in Swindon?


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Tiresome Troll on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 09:50:41
rumour has it that Jed is after Harris and Murrall or stepping on his toes on a deal
don't know if it's hartlepool???????? cos they were tmh


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Tiresome Troll on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 09:51:22
Jed got a pay off from power at xmas lads


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Tiresome Troll on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 09:52:07
tmh ha some other fella involved as well I think but no mention of him anywhere


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 09:52:32
Jed got a pay off from power at xmas lads

npower rebate in relation to his electricity bill ?


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: 4D on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 09:54:43
I can picture TT with a puppet on each hand  :D


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Summerof69 on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 09:57:17
Jed got a pay off from power at xmas lads

What the £39 for the other 39% of the holding company?


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Tiresome Troll on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 10:04:02
jut spoken to a mate that stays in hartlepool via he works for a nearby chemical company and he says the place is a toilet
just looked up the currnt owners and it's says its a oil company called IOR have a look at the chairman he's a proper gay looking fucker really odd to look at


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 10:07:46
jut spoken to a mate that stays in hartlepool via he works for a nearby chemical company and he says the place is a toilet
just looked up the currnt owners and it's says its a oil company called IOR have a look at the chairman he's a proper gay looking fucker really odd to look at

What does that even mean?!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :clap:


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: horlock07 on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 10:13:30
jut spoken to a mate that stays in hartlepool via he works for a nearby chemical company and he says the place is a toilet
just looked up the currnt owners and it's says its a oil company called IOR have a look at the chairman he's a proper gay looking fucker really odd to look at

Good to have you back, now that parasite has nothing left to with our club you are merely a comedy sideshow.

Firstly can I introduce you to something called a full stop (looks like this .). Makes your posts altogether easier to understand.

Secondly - we will sit back and look what happens with Hartlepool, new terrirtory for Jed both geographically and also with a high profile football TV presenter fan, I look forward to Jed's business antics getting the public airing they sorely deserve, bit of a commute but will be easy with a Merc.


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: ronnie21 on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 10:26:02
I am sure he will find a good bed and breakfast owner to have as a director up there, we have a decent player called Agombar looking for a club at the moment if Jed is interested.


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Talk Talk on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 10:30:08
I can picture TT with a puppet on each hand  :D

Eh? Why drag me into this?

And what do you know about me?

Oh ok, I will fess up

(http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp99/swindon_alan/AlanSootyandSweep.jpg)


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 10:38:45
Ha, you tried stealing my change at the bar in the County a couple of weeks ago.


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: horlock07 on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 10:39:32
I am sure he will find a good bed and breakfast owner to have as a director up there, we have a decent player called Agombar looking for a club at the moment if Jed is interested.

I assumed that daddy Agombar would be involved anyway...


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 10:52:25
Fuck off you dull cunt


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: pauld on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 10:54:38
Fuck off you dull cunt
That's a bit harsh. He may rattle on about trains at times, but by and large I like horlock's posts ;)


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Tiresome Troll on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 11:02:49
I think only Jed is involved as he has cut ties with the old people who used to hitch a ride on the back of his success. one of those is that flash cunt Murrall see he's got a finance company now and he's being driven around in a silver 64 plate S class
does anyone know anything about that Harris he must be the shortest serving football chairman ever lads


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: ronnie21 on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 11:18:47
It will be great for Jed to meet up again with his old mate Geordie - the man who built the Town End bar out of old pallets and chipboard without planning permission or a licence!!  Few more back door payments I fancy!


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: tans on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 11:29:28
I think only Jed is involved as he has cut ties with the old people who used to hitch a ride on the back of his success. one of those is that flash cunt Murrall see he's got a finance company now and he's being driven around in a silver 64 plate S class
does anyone know anything about that Harris he must be the shortest serving football chairman ever lads

Last time i saw murrall he was driving a VW passat, not a merc

Also owns one of the worst nightclubs in banbury 8)


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Gnasher on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 11:48:00
Lots of bites today. Dex will be pleased.


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Batch on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 12:08:02
Can I ask you something TT. What is it about Jed that appeals to you?

Regular blowjobs I'd imagine?


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: PetsWinPrizes on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 12:20:09
Jed has appalling grammar too, were you at school together TT?


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: PetsWinPrizes on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 12:22:39
Can I ask you something TT. What is it about Jed that appeals to you?

Narcissism?


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: suttonred on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 12:23:00
Jed has appalling grammar too, were you at school together TiT?


Sorted your spelling out ;)


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Power to people on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 13:29:23
Jed got a pay off from power at xmas lads

Got his £1 back in 1p coins so it looks like a lot of money to him


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: horlock07 on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 13:31:21
That's a bit harsh. He may rattle on about trains at times, but by and large I like horlock's posts ;)

Thanks for covering my back pauld...

However on reflection, I am a little dull so perhaps the post was correct!


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Talk Talk on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 13:59:46
Ha, you tried stealing my change at the bar in the County a couple of weeks ago.

Ace! Face to the name :-)

Now I know who you are I might have to mug you instead


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: stfc1975 on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 15:48:58
This cunt is obviously Jed.


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: horlock07 on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 16:03:51
I think only Jed is involved as he has cut ties with the old people who used to hitch a ride on the back of his success.


I suppose we should not be surprised that he was being funded by old people, easiest victims for scams!


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: PetsWinPrizes on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 16:33:46
It would be hilarious if it was Jed.

And by 'hilarious' I obviously mean, the single most pathetic thing in the history of the internet.

And that my friends, is a crowded field.


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Tiresome Troll on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 17:37:53
just seen a news item that Ronnie moore is leaving Hartlepool. must be because he doesn't like the thought of working for jed as he knows jed will tell him where he is going wrong  :clap:


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: tans on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 17:43:40
Oh fuck off


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Saxondale on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 17:59:17
I think I might just post something  :clap:


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Saxondale on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 17:59:45
And clap myself  :clap:


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Saxondale on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 18:00:13
Like a simpleton wandering the streets  :clap:


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Saxondale on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 18:00:54
No one actually gives a fuck what you are doing Jed  :clap:


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Saxondale on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 18:01:20
Now piss off  :clap:


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: TheDukeOfBanbury on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 19:16:35
morning troops

hot off the press! Jed is in the running for Hartlepool!!!!!! whoop whoop!!!! Turns out he and Russ the Ceo know each other and Russ contacted him for help

watch this space

The twat is back.
Told you last time what was happening and was right.
Jed fucked up in Court, it was hilarious.
Even the judge had to refrain from laughing.....now fuck off.


I think hartlepool is a long way lads to cheer Jed on when he's chairman though


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Nemo on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 19:19:45
NemoBet identity odds:

Jed 100/30
Jed's mum 7/1
Callum Rice's sentient hair 8/1
Spacey taking the piss 10/1
PNEThor's alter ego 33/1
Harry Agombar 100/1
Lee Power 1000/1


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 19:49:14
I
NemoBet identity odds:

Jed 100/30
Jed's mum 7/1
Callum Rice's sentient hair 8/1
Spacey taking the piss 10/1
PNEThor's alter ego 33/1
Harry Agombar 100/1
Lee Power 1000/1

I'd go for a wide outsider -  PdC


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: tans on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 20:02:48
Bob Holt


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Summerof69 on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 20:04:57
Bob Holt

There is no Jed...


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 20:11:54
Mr Whippy


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Tiresome Troll on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 20:20:32
There seems to be a lot of anti jed talk on here and it's a shame

We lost a genius when he left. I didn't see anyone on this forum putting a deal together to buy swindon but everyone seems good at giving advice and slagging people off but don't have the bollocks like jed to make something happen

I wonder how many people on here have owned a football club? Any takers?


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Summerof69 on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 20:27:44
We lost a genius when he left.

There's nothing more to say after that...


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: 4D on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 20:32:23
I've discovered who it is.


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 20:34:31
I've discovered who it is.

Pray tell


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: 4D on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 20:41:23
I'll pm you,  plus it helps that you're a mod.  ;D


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: Flashheart on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 20:44:06
I'll pm you,  plus it helps that you're a mod.  ;D

Oooh. Juicy. Thanks.


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: FreddySTFC! on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 20:45:12
I'll pm you,  plus it helps that you're a mod.  ;D
Can u pm me too or am I not allowed to know??


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 20:46:13
I've discovered who it is.
(http://i.imgur.com/odOlD5E.gif)


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: herthab on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 20:48:30
I've discovered who it is.
This is what the lounge was invented for.


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: tans on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 20:57:39
Yeah who is it


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: leftside on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 21:01:50
Jimmy Saville?


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: kerry red on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 21:04:45
Seeing as we know who it is, shouldn't we be sending out an angry mob with pitchforks and flaming torches?

Bags I ram the first fork up his arse


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: 4D on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 21:06:12
Lounge  :pint:


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: TheDukeOfBanbury on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 21:08:09
There seems to be a lot of anti jed talk on here and it's a shame

We lost a genius when he left. I didn't see anyone on this forum putting a deal together to buy swindon but everyone seems good at giving advice and slagging people off but don't have the bollocks like jed to make something happen

I wonder how many people on here have owned a football club? Any takers?

I owned 30% of Banbury United when it was successful.


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: otanswell on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 21:09:31
Hi Jed

What happened to you taking over Bristol Rovers? I was shown some texts you sent to someone saying you were very close to taking them over? Sainsburys tell you to get fucked did they?


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: TheDukeOfBanbury on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 21:09:55
Seeing as we know who it is, shouldn't we be sending out an angry mob with pitchforks and flaming torches?

Bags I ram the first fork up his arse

Diamond Mike has come back to save us.
Where's my orange hat.


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: TheDukeOfBanbury on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 21:12:04
Hi Jed

What happened to you taking over Bristol Rovers? I was shown some texts you sent to someone saying you were very close to taking them over? Sainsburys tell you to get fucked did they?

The twat went to Eastville by mistake and realised it was a park playing field.


Title: Re: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: horlock07 on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 21:23:13
I'll pm you,  plus it helps that you're a mod.  ;D
Hang on shouldn't this be in the 4D thread... I thought you only had questions ;)

Who is it then?


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: 4D on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 21:25:31
Lounge  :pint:
Hang on shouldn't this be in the 4D thread... I thought you only had questions ;)

Who is it then?

See above  :)


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: otanswell on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 21:54:47
The twat went to Eastville by mistake and realised it was a park playing field.

It's all land my good man, all land


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: TheDukeOfBanbury on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 22:19:15
It's all land my good man, all land

No whoosh intended. There actually is a park nearby.
Granted the old pitch is taken by buildings and a car park.
Sadly the gas canister was moved prior to all this....used to love that.


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: dave_bambers_right_sock on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 22:59:00
Seeing as we know who it is, shouldn't we be sending out an angry mob with pitchforks and flaming torches?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQa9zWK5XJA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQa9zWK5XJA)


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: 4D on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 23:36:05
http://youtu.be/qLvGnro4Cgw


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: otanswell on Thursday, February 26, 2015, 23:39:14
Does he still own Banbury?


Title: Re: Hartlepool United
Post by: manc_red on Friday, February 27, 2015, 06:38:44
Seeing as we know who it is

Do we? Anyone care to divulge??