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i could cry  :cry:

no cricket, no football - what the fuck do I do?

Help me decide what to do tonight.  Get stoned, play Champ Manager, or invite a few mates over and get stoned?

Or do the washing up  :|

Parents go away, and it's the best and worst thing which has ever happened.  I had to cook my own dinner for fuck's sake  :x

Play Football Manager that will keep you entertained.  Or bang one off and play Pro Evo/Fifa...

invite a few mates over and get stoned

Wanna come over and get stoned?   8)

Have a wank.

Read a book....aren't you going to do literature at College or something....its a good way to impress birds of a certain kind with your sensitive intellectualism, you're bound to have to do a bit of Shakespeare and dead poets, get researching some soppy quote things that you can recite at the appropriate moment.......

if you didn't live 2 and a half hours away, I had a car and you promised not to take nude photos of me, sure.

Lady Chatterley's Lover is an awesome book  :twisted:

unfortunately anyone who has met me will vouch for the fact I can't do the sensitive intellectual thing, I'm just a meathead who talks too much shite - which doesn't impress the ladies.

The biggest problem would inevitably be the last part.

Fuck me I'm getting a reputation as a gay, I must stop now before Pinky_Swindon gets any ideas.  Where's he gone anyway?

teach yourself how to operate the score board....sorry had to say it

design swindon's new stadium on paintshop showing pitch rotation  8)

England U21 second half is just starting...

   Even more reason then to add a few strings to your bow.....ladies are intrigued by the combination of meathead and sensitive....helps if you've a big knob and chequebook as well though.

In that case I'm destined to a life of loneliness - thanls Reg  :D

Maybe you could reply to my PM's. :wink:

play some sport!!

If ever you're bored, why not take a laxative followed by an imodium tablet and see which one wins.I can assure you the tension is unbearable.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

how about you make some content for the townend :nod:

i'm going to watch our reserves play

Big knob would be a start though  :wink:

how vulgar of you birdy  :?  :shock:

sorry SY couldn't help myself.  :D

You could practise drinking beer and operating scoreboards?

 :mrgreen:

Sleep is always a good one ... or get drunk AGAIN .. or look for a fight??  :sleep:  :beers:  :box:

Seems thats what most people seem to do!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I'm an innocent young man, I shouldn't be subjected to this sort of vulgar behaviour from an older woman  :x

I don't need any practice drinking beer, the scoreboard is probably another thing entirely though  :cry:

I will start it.

Since when have you cared about me being vulgar ay ay ay push shove  :box:

If you are missing the cricket ive heard that Brian Lara game is quite good  :)

since I got in touch with my sensitive intellectual side :x

just after he met me!!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  I have heard it all now.  Does that mean you don't love me anymore?

You've got some competition I think  :wink:

its ok, I still have Dave  :wink:

awww we still love you birdy!!  :beers:

damn, I was hoping you and STFCLady would battle for my lurve :(

cool is stfclady called too?

someones gonna be in trouble!!  :shock:

I went too far, didn't I?  :D



 :cry:

I will fight if you want me to, but I used to do judo

Another cock up of scoreboard proportions mate!!  :shock:  :shock:

I'd quit while I was ahead but it's too late. I can't even use alcohol as an excuse this time.

don't worry sy, i can't kill you, but she might  :D

i just shaved my head. i'm much cooler