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Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 09:35:40
I have not been back to Swindon for over 5 years now, when I speak to my friends and family they never have ANYTHING to say about interesting happenings there.

Surely you guys must be able to tell me SOMETHING to say about Swindon from the last 5 years!!!!


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 09:38:24
they changed the roundabout by the wheatchief to traffic lights. People didnt like it so they changed it back.


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 09:42:22
Something interesting, Swindon, last five years.....ummm.....ummmm......Chesney Hawkes played Casbah, so did Chas and Dave......They've moved the recycling centre to Cheney Manor....ummm....now I'm really struuggling.


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 09:44:13
Apparently there is a forest disguised as a tip near Peatmoor...


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 09:45:29
Apparently there is a forest disguised as a tip near Peatmoor...


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: pauld on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 09:45:39
Elton John played at the County Ground this summer and fucked up the pitch.


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: I 8 Razor on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 09:51:21
the football team got to the play-offs two seasons ago :beers:


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 09:57:40
The King's and McKenzie's got a late licence til 1 am Friday and Saturday.....and Foxies got to expand into the bit next door.

 The Cross Keys, got converted into Picklejohn's.....Britains first Indian Restaurant pub..if the owners are to be believed and the Mission became the Studio.

 Vadim's became Soda and kicked out its former more mature clientele in search of the yoof market, so one punter tried to burn it down.

 The George got a makeover, and is not now frequented by junkies and wasters.

 The Royal Oak was for a while a pub where old slappers would do a bit of naff pole dancing.......alright if (like me) you don't mind saggy tits.


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 09:58:46
The Bus depot is moving to Barnfield. Um....


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 10:01:12
Picklejohns is so crap :(. The curry is OK but its not a pub anymore. RIP £1 a Bass Thursday night.

I was expecting the George to rule. It was closed for ages. Not that I went there before but it seemed pretty crappy to me.

My uncle used to own it but he's a bit mental and put loads of newspaper down the chimney when the business went bad


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Nils on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 10:02:44
They also put traffic lights in at the turnpike roundabout.


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 10:04:53
where are you staying dirty foriegner bankok red?


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 10:16:31
Quote from: "Onion_Jimbo"
where are you staying dirty foriegner bankok red?


I am actually now staying close to Pattaya, about 1 1/2 hours from Bangkok (I didn't see any sense in changing my name to Pattaya Red).

Don't really like it in Pataya so much to be honest cos' it is way too sleazy for my liking. Although I do live out of town in a 4 story house on the beach (He brags).


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 10:20:44
where in swindon spazoid


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Johno on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 10:22:31
sounds like calne has had more going on than swindon.... :-))(


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 10:32:58
Quote from: "Johno"
sounds like calne has had more going on than swindon.... :-))(


 Yes Johno.....you'm be right


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 10:35:17
Quote from: "Onion_Jimbo"
where in swindon spazoid


Duh!!!!!  :wall:  :wall:  :wall:

I'm a park south boy innit.


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 10:35:50
hey bangkok sounds good to me, the closer to koh samet you can get the better, can you get a speedboat from pattaya to some of the bungalows on the island ? i bet its only about 40 quid?


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 10:38:16
post some pictures of your home town (not park south please)


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 10:54:06
Quote from: "Onion_Jimbo"
post some pictures of your home town (not park south please)


Don't have any piccies from the town itself but:

Here's the view from my balcony on the top floor of my house:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/jamiethon/S4010028.jpg

(The towers that you can see in the distance to the left is in Pattaya)


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: walrus on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 10:55:11
You cunt!  Looks fan-fucking-tastic.  Although the sea looks a little brown  :?


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 10:56:30
yeah bit overcast actually. You should see our skys at the moment. I might post a picture from the top floor of my house


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 10:58:57
The view from my top floor is of a back alley and some houses.  You might just be able to pick out the conservatory of The Greyhound if you get the angles right...  :?


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: walrus on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 11:05:31
That was the view from Corfu  8)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/walruss/gorgeous.jpg

The view in our apartment  :|

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/walruss/anonymousnudity.jpg

The view when someone got ill (yes he has pissed himself!)  :soapy tit wank:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/walruss/ill_dan2.jpg




P.S.:  why has the nudey picture come out so big?  I've tried resizing it...


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 11:08:44
walrus you make me want to be young again :old:


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 11:10:04
I'll be expecting my P45 imminently...  :x


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 11:15:17
Quote from: "Onion_Jimbo"
yeah bit overcast actually. You should see our skys at the moment. I might post a picture from the top floor of my house


Hard ta please some people innit.  :wink:

If you can post a picture of a better sunset than this from your house James then I shall give you a gold star.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/jamiethon/S4010067.jpg


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 11:16:55
Hey look theres Walrus. All pixelated out though. :(


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 11:19:35
sunset from the shrivvy road against oldham over penhill was skill the other night.


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 11:41:10
a skill sunset :D


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: walrus on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 11:53:16
Quote from: "Onion_Jimbo"
Hey look theres Walrus. All pixelated out though. :(


Fortunately that isn't me...!  You should know what I look like, I'm the gay one remember?   :|


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 12:00:22
I was talking about the cock


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: walrus on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 12:19:21
Wheah!!!1111oneoneone

Sorry little slow there....  :oops:

There is actually far too much nudity amongst my holiday photos.


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: mattboyslim on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 12:28:47
Other exciting things to happen are we're gonna get a new stadium and everything.  Even the council are helping!

RIP Cross keys Thursdays


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 12:37:12
Did you all walk around naked in your appartement walrus ?  :fag:


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: walrus on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 12:53:53
No of course not Ralph, homophobe  :x

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/walruss/mooneymike.jpg

The arse you see was later involved in an unfortunate drunken, shit-all-over-the bathroom-floor incident.


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Johno on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 14:05:08
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "Johno"
sounds like calne has had more going on than swindon.... :-))(


 Yes Johno.....you'm be right


we have a huge library for no reason....and listen to this...the town centre is now a 20 mph zone.  :o


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 14:22:23
was your holiday a big gay bender week or something Walrus?


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Johno on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 14:40:08
certaintly looks like it unfortunetely.


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: walrus on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 14:59:32
I'd be lying if I denied it, but no.

The person operating the camera was a bender, he seems to have caught all the gay moments  :|



P.S.:  Don't do English as an A-level Johno, although I've heard you can still do well misspelling most key words in an exam.


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 16:09:42
Our house is going to get robbed because Westlea police station has closed an all the filth are over in stratton :twisted:


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 16:41:26
Quote from: "BANGKOK RED"
Quote from: "Onion_Jimbo"
post some pictures of your home town (not park south please)


Don't have any piccies from the town itself but:

Here's the view from my balcony on the top floor of my house:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/jamiethon/S4010028.jpg

(The towers that you can see in the distance to the left is in Pattaya)


bangkok, is that your boat??  :?


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Johno on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 17:08:45
Quote from: "Walrus"
I'd be lying if I denied it, but no.

The person operating the camera was a bender, he seems to have caught all the gay moments  :|



P.S.:  Don't do English as an A-level Johno, although I've heard you can still do well misspelling most key words in an exam.


oh yeh....crap, i am aswell.  :(


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: walrus on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 17:41:26
"As well" is two fucking words  :x

When are you getting your fake ID and hitting the Merlin?


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 17:43:46
Walrus, you seem to have alot of male flesh showing in your pics  :fag:

Tell us about the shit over the bathroom floor incident.


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: walrus on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 17:47:31
The arse you see before you was involved in an unsavoury incident on the third night of our holiday, when we all got extremely drunk (bar the gay of the group who only got drunk once on the entire holiday) and all get separated.  I woke up underneath a car, next to a pile of vomit which I hope was my own...

Said sober gay and above arse returned to apartment, where arse suddenly needed a dump.  He ran to the toilet undoing his trousers as he went, but being as pissed as he was he couldn't find the toilet, and tripped as he's trousers fell down his ankle.  He fell on the floor, passed out, and proceded to shit whilst asleep.  Unfortunately, sober gay did not get a picture as he was too busy cleaning up the mess, whiping the poor guy's arse and sticking him in bed.   :|


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 17:52:20
I would of left him there!


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 18:06:01
Sober gay not only sounds like a girl, he also sounds like he bums men.


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: CUNT CUSTARD on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 18:08:51
Quote from: \"sonicyouth\"
was your holiday a big gay bender week or something Walrus?

sounds fun, can i come next time?


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: walrus on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 18:11:20
Quote from: "Onion_Jimbo"
Sober gay not only sounds like a girl, he also sounds like he bums men.


He really is a bit of a killjoy - he whinged about everything, even when reps poured water all over him and got his towel wet.  He was on a boat ffs.  The reps just rinsed him all week.

Pinky - definitely, you're first on the invite list.


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 18:14:45
Whenever we go on holiday there seems to be someone like that (maybe not so bad as a non drinker). I HATE THEM SO MUCH


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: walrus on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 18:16:47
I think it's the law of lad's holiday - there has to be a boring, mothering one who pisses everyone off and swears there will never take them again.  However, if you don't have one of those poofy-types, who will keep everything tidy and organise everything?  I know if I was left to my own devices I'd just have been swimming in a pool of my own vomit all week twatted off my face on alcohol/metholated spirits...


Title: Exciting Swindon!
Post by: Johno on Tuesday, August 16, 2005, 21:55:40
Quote from: "Walrus"
"As well" is two fucking words  :x

When are you getting your fake ID and hitting the Merlin?


when i can spell! so not anytime soon!  :(  i can get in the merlin surely? dont have to be 18 to get in a pub!