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Maybe we should have a mugshot thread?, otherwise i wont know what anybody looks like if i decide to go to 'The Merlin'. 8)

Yeah but then it wont be so mysterious ...  :wink:

I know but im not going to stand in 'The Merlin' like a Lemon.

I eint been down there yet my mates goes and meets this lot he says its weird ..

I think we should make it a game.  Everyone could describe themselves then you have to turn up and start talking to who you think is who.  You'll soon find out if you are wrong...

there is a pictures thread if you search hard enough in gen discussion ;)

Yeah that would be well funny specially if you jus started talkin to the wrong person ...

http://thetownend.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2003&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=pictures&start=0

BE CAREFUL IF YOU'RE AT WORK!!!  :wink:

I think they should make a guest list and have a certain place where all of the people that post on here go and no1 else is alowed in that section of the pub ..... but it will never happen ...

Thats just wrong. :shock:

Thats just ill you cant be showing us that  :?

http://thetownend.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4284&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=merlin

Nobody has posted any pictures in ages, this is me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/2hats/8.jpg

Ben Wah Balls, You look exactly how I pictured you....

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thats me on the right...im not the cool guy with the fro  :( , thats my mate

You got your arm rd him Johno  :shock:

think you'll find im leaning....

I'll post a pic of moi later in the week, when i get some sleep

even if he did its his mate ffs

Have I seen a picture of you before?

If so were you more spotty last time?

and Johno you would easily get served in a pub.

thanks yeovil, no one has ever said anything nicer to me.  :beers: i should try someday...

I did post a picture before but no I wasn't spotty, never have been. Picture was a bit blurry though, off of a phone.

I'm a bit tired in this one 'cos it was quarter to 5 in the morning.

I think johno and dave are related.

fuck knows why I'm posting a pic of myself considering the fact nearly everyone has actually met me, but here you go.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jameswalsh/3am.jpg

You look evil/tired SY :D Do you have a shiny ear, or is that headphones?

i'm tired and couldn't be arsed posing, they're headphones.

i couldn't be bothered turning the light on either so you've got only the lighting of my monitor  :D

Dark, brooding and not afraid to say sorry when drunk. I can see why STFC Lady is after you now :D

do you know something I don't? 8)

Elsterap, "You Have 1 New Message".......^^^^^^^^^^^

I know nothing, except that which has already been stated, i can read y'know, uh-huh, i can Miss :D

A lady of her class would be mad to associate herself with a fat drunkard who can't count like me  :D

She must be mad then :wink:

Bat or bowl? Changing the subject....

Usually when changing the subject, you change it something the other person understands!

http://www.ceris.purdue.edu/napis/gif/ut-cricket.jpg

D'ya get me? :D

Right click, properties.

The clue is there :wink:

ohh, I used to be quite a good fast bowler when I was a kid - they used to go on about how good I was to my parents (or so my Mum says everytime I watch cricket). I could have been the next Dominic Cork 8)

Never been able to bat to save my life though, I lack the hand-eye co-ordination  :D

p.s. are you coming to the Wycombe game?

Cool beans, you are already 1 up on me in the cricket talent department :D

PS I shall be at the Wycombe game, also going to Blackpool with my brother and brother from another mother

PPS  :beers: Thanks for the title change, i've been listening to the Nevermind album since the weekend and that is my favourite song from my favourite album 8) I owe you a beer :guinness:

What's the Marcham side like? I refuse to play for my village team on principle and there's nowhere else near me, you may have to put up with my yorkers soon 8)

Are you going to be about for a beer for the Wycombe game? I could probably give you a lift home if you wanted but couldn't pick you up unless you wanted to go in at 1pm.

The 1st team is one of the best around in our league system, i play for the 2nds, who are mediocre at best, loads of old boys who are nice enough, but not as quick as they used to be. Still, its a good crack, they're a nice bunch, you can take my mantle as the youngest in the team :D

I expect i could get into Swindon early, don't see why not..... Merlin?

Can you find me a number to ring and have a chat about joiining? I'm more interested in practicing/training than playing atm :)

I'll be in the Merlin from about 6, along with lots of others no doubt! Don't buy me a beer though, I'm staying totally sober for this game  :oops:

I don't blame you after Saturdays debacle! I'll try and get down there for about 6. I'll post a picture of me later in the week, so you can call me over if i look a bit lost :D

I'll also try and search out a number for ya for the cricket. Atm there isn't too much going on in the way of training, the odd net session every now and then, but nothing concrete, probably till Feb/March next year. I missed out on pre-season this year, which probably explains why i'm so crap! :soapy tit wank:

Tbh, i'm sure that they would let you play a few games, its not an incredibly high standard

I could be really really crap though :D

You wouldn't be alone :soapy tit wank:

fair point 8)

I'm off for some kip, cheerio fella.

STFC Villaage, do you drive a green vectra?

Nooooooo!!!! I'm only 21, not 41! Why do you ask Birdy? Am i your next stalking victim? :shock:

no, I just always see the same car driving round marcham and then parked in the car park at footy,  just thought it might have been you seeing as you ar local to me!!

You live in/near Marcham then Birdy 8) Whereabouts?

I live in Abingdon now, used to live in drayton

Whereabouts? (as you can tell, i too live in Abingdon 8) )

round by tilsley park, what about you?

I'm round the back of Waitrose, off Audlett drive in the new flats. Off of Dunmore Road then? 8)

 :D

yeah off dunmore road near where the shops used to be

Nice, a fellow Abingdoneer to go with the Windmill Close Wonder Boy

cool where does he live?  We will have to meet in the Ox or boundary for a pint

I'm guessing he lives in Windmill Close... :nuts:

alright smarty pants, I don't know where that is. Do you want a slap?

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

don't you start mr monte, you will get a slap too

Tbh, i have no idea where that is, not on any maps. Guess it must be one of the new housing estates. Never been in the Ox, Boundary House is nice though, a bit pikey, but you name me somewhere in Abingdon that isn't? :D

That is true!!!  The ox is an old grandads pub.  it has been refurbished though.  we could play dominoes

i forgot i wrote such a witty remark.  i'm quite good with a hangover really 8)

Cool, the lazy mans chess! If it has a pool table and a jukebox, its a done deal :D

did you say witty?

It has a duke box and a pool table village, ha ha

yes.

\ :D /

I might make a visit down there this very afternoon

I would come too but I am at work.   :cry:  I want to go now you are evil.  its not fair booooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Sorry Birdy. Needs must i'm afraid. Where you working? If you don't mind me asking?.....

I work in wallingford at the council  :(

Your always hungover!

  Think you've got the wrong idea of what a Duke box is here bird....its nothing to do with Darlo's finest bench warmer.

I thought a duke box was where you kept him 'til he's needed. Like the gimp in pulp fiction?

sorry Reg, do slap me  :wink:

http://americanstarclassifieds.com/images/man_trapped_box_lg_wht.gif

Is that him? :wink:

The council! Boooooooo! I got my council tax bill through today :crying:

That's the puppy! Don't let him out, its not time yet!

ha ha not my prob! I work for south oxon not the vale!!

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This is me - on the left!  :beers:

Suppose i'll let you off then. Still, boo council! Hate them nearly as much as OUFC! Now thats hatred.

Would you recommend The Ox Birdy? Even though its an old man pub?

8) Who are you watching?

It is ok I guess as far as old men pubs go, suppose it is not far from your place, shame the red lion has closed, that was a pub an a half!!

sorry you hate the council, luckily I work in ICT so I don't actually work with the public.

You're excused! I was only messing anyway :wink:

I think the Red Lion was before my time, like to frequent the Nags Head, though its turning into a kindergarten these days! Need to find a new local....

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: nags head makes me laugh, it may just be that I am old, but it is like being in a school disco, especially on a friday night with DJ dickface or whatever his name is h aha.  We normally start at the boundary then go into town, The brewery Tap is the place to be, late licence in there

So you're not a regular in Sticky's then? Soapy tit wank

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  no fucking way I haven't been up there for years!! you don't go up the old strappons do you? Where else do you normally go then?

if you're meeting up for a pint in Abingdon, count me in, I'm an honorary resident 8)

You must be joking! Sticky's is the absolute armpit of Abingdon! And thats saying something!!! I quite like the Stocks bar, i'm in the White Horse quite a bit because its near a friends house, but i go to the Boundary and the Ock Mill, but it is bloody expensive in there!

By all means Sonic, the more the perrier 8)

yey sonic come too!!

Yeah I go in the stocks and the white horse I have probably seen you in there.  you aren't that grimey old pisshead that asked me to marry him a few weeks ago are you?

:shock: Don't think thats me, i would consider myself a pisshead, probably less of the grimey and old.

When we going for this little threesome then? Sonic has no job, so i guess whenever for him :wink:

Well one night in the week is probably best for me but not sure when as I have a lot of netball on at the mo  :cry:

god what will I tell the old bloke indoors?  I am off to meet 2 strange blokes from a forum, he will lock me up ha ha

so true 8)

Is he a STFC Fan? Invite him along

no he is a spurs fan  :evil:  boooooooooo

:disapprove:

Booooooooooo! indeed. :evil:

Fucking yidos eh spuddy!

Clap, clap, clap clap clap clap clap, YIDS!

One Sol Campbell, only one Sol Campbell... with a packet of sweets and the cheekiest grin, Campbell loves bollocks on his chin...

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

We won the league at WHL, we won the league at WHL, we won the league at that Shithole, we won the league at WHL!. :beers:

I could bring my mate who is also a swindon fan though  :D

Its not 'bring a bottle' but 'bring a friend'. :wink:

\ :D /

Whits could come as well, he's not far away.

where is whits then? bloody hell the ox will be the most full it has ever been at this rate  :shock:

Newbury, i think

cool anyone else? could be a laugh, or it could get messy  :soapy tit wank:

What exactly is all this in aid of?.

just cos we can I guess, it is nice to meet fellow "scummers" as we are called in Abingdon

Abingdon home of the 'POX'! :evil:

Personally, i'm using it as an excuse to go drinking :beers:

I know, Scumsville central round these parts, even my flatmate follows them :evil:

I hope you shit in his shoes at every possible opportunity. :wink:

it is the scum of the universe  :evil:

In his pillowcase. Squelch! :wink:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I'm trying to pull Birdy.

We know you are!
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You intergalactic hussey!! :soapy tit wank:

Given up on Lady then? or are you after both :twisted:

aye, only 10 mins down the road. where am i going, i got lost in this thread  :x

Boundary House cos I know where that is  :D

wheres that then

Its at the traffic lights, on the crossroads of Appleford Drive, Oxford Road and Northcourt Road. You'll see where i mean.....

http://www.standbrook-guides.com/abingdon/maps/ABINGDON.HTM

last question, when am i going?

I gather sometime next week, midweek. Watch this space....

I'm in Oxfordshire....  :-))(

I'm sorry to hear that...

keep me in the loop, thursday is best for me btw (if anyone cares)  8)

Can you do a ratings thread after you have met.

I think we'll be organising the meet tomorrow, Birdy is back in work then.....will probably have to be Wednesday or Thursday at a guess....Monday too early, game on Tuesday.

Yeovil, i will, if everyone else does :D

guessing nothing happened today then  :-))(  :D

:oops: My connection was down this morning, lets try today.

Someone organise something before i get up (11am) :D

Wednesday or Thursday 8pm at the Boundary House?

Wednesday gets my vote, i'm working Thursday, so would have to leave early....

Either day is fine with me.

thursday for me, i'm going to hospital on wednesday  :x, depends how i feel after that i guess

Sonic youth I am shocked, you told me I was dumped last week!!  :(

I can't do this week  :(  how about next thursday?  Thursdays are def best for me

I want to come too  :(

you can come too if you want Ralphy, I wil let ya!

Depends when and where?

http://www.theboundaryhouse.com/

but when???

next week?

Week Thursday is fine with me Birdy, at least i wont be working then.

That ok for everyone else?

That's good for me as well, Thursday Sept 1st @ 8pm?

be there or be square!!

you love me agin now then youthy?

yes  :D

This is getting rather odd! :|

Don't be jealous R4E, bit of a trek from Calne, but you're more than welcome :mrgreen:

I don't live IN Calne. Just outside the boundary of what can be classed as lowlifeville

Sorry, didn't realise it was such an insult!

Is this big gay Oxfordshire meet still on ?

I'll let you off, just don;t do it again :soapy tit wank:

yep should be, thursday 8pm at the boundary house

I may come along then  :o

Had forgotten about this, but i shall still be there, looking forward to it :D

I know this is an old thread but here's me! What a prick i look! :soapy tit wank:


http://www.thisisstfc.co.uk/images/FansGallery/fans060705.jpg

you look like Lee Dixon  :shock:

your photo on here?

You think I look like Dixon?



http://homepage.ntlworld.com/rob.stanway/victoria/hero.h7.jpg

yeah  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Combining this with your plea to leave the Youth Team status - offer your hairline in evidence :mrgreen:



.....and before anyone else can get this in, that's definitely a case of 'pot, kettle and black'

Hark who's talking :wink:

Bloody hell - I was just too slow with my edit :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Some say i look a bit like Ant with my massive forehead! :roll:

http://as.wn.com/i/8d/ecf1947451ee39.jpg

no, def lee dixons twin brother  :D

....but he's an ugly bastard!

If the cap fits dan...

:soapy tit wank:

This is me, stood in front of Niagara Falls a couple of months ago. And yes, that is acne 8)

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b327/village1984/Me.jpg

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  could have smiled

You look constipated fella.  :soapy tit wank:

You've lost weight - you looked like you had anorexia when I saw you at Franchise - or was that just in comparison to me

It was bloody cold!
It was bloody cold!
That was mainly because i was on the Wendys diet out there, ate a whole load of fast food crap.

you were cold on saturday - wuss  :wink:

I'm just a Southern Softie :fag:

And where abouts did you go Village?.

Downtown Toronto for 5 days, then a family wedding in Hamilton for a weekend, finished off with 3 days in Niagara 8)

Just that i find whenever i go to America i end up pigging out on way too much junk food. :|

http://www.kenningtonfc.co.uk/Assets/Gallery%20Picture%20Andy%20Res%20Team.jpg

This is the official managers photo for my teams website(after a particularly gruelling pre-season training session it has to be said!)

Gone

Any excust to post yet another pic, hey ralphy! :soapy tit wank:

Nozza and Adje, you both look exactly how i pictured you! 8)

Cheeky cunt  :x

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This has got to be the corniest.....

I knew it would be small  :D  ahwell.

 :wink:

Village looks like dermot o 'leary  :D

watch out village shes after ya!  :wink:

I wish Sadie!

Sade, i can't really see that....looks like your wearing a two-tone skirt and a bra! :shock:

My eyes ain't what they used to be

:shock:  I can tell you that I am certainly not wearing that. I've just got jeans and a top on!

And a pink Kappa track suit top.

don't forget the kappa trainers and von dutch hat please  :D

:grin:

The kappa only comes out on special occasions.

Any sovereign rings?

Yer but.....no but....yer but......I had 50 but now I just got like 40. I give the rest to my kids innit.

Why would anyone seriuosly want to do it?

http://www.toplookalikes.co.uk/VickyPollard-lookalike-Natalie.htm
 :nono:

Madeleys pulled.  :mrgreen:

:shock:  God knows but she looks like a dickhead I'll give her that.

Getting cunted in Kingston:
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Me dressed for Haloween, totally off my tits about 5 hrs before getting my kit off in public:
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Me and that girl...:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/walruss/mehebs.jpg

What is with the kids of today buying jeans which are already falling apart?

  One of my lads has some....wish I'd thought of it ooooh I know I'll sell this knackered old crap at exhorbitent prices.

 In fact I gave up wearing jeans donkeys years ago....when politicians and similar scum started wearing them as a badge of classlessness.

Fairy wings AND a mullet?! You spazzer  :?  :D

Walrus has the X Factor!  :mrgreen:

Oi leave off the jeans I bloody love them!

The mullet and wings are so camp it proves I'm not gay.  'Nuff said!   :mrgreen:

Fairys at haloween?   :D  just an excuse for walrus to go to claires accessories me thinks  :wink:

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Its only for the 14yr old girls though.  :shock:

Its funky in there, thats where I got my cat ears from for haloween which I never got to wear in the end  :(  Those silly girls that stand by the doors handing out baskets are annoying though, fuck off If I wanted a scabby basket I would ask for one. I do get a little embarrassed about going in though.

Thats what my Mrs says, "i wish they wouldnt ask if you want a basket everytime you go into the shop!"  :evil:

My costume was bodged together nicking items off random girls....  I didn't realise I was going to a haloween party when I drove down to Winchester!

Should have just gone as a pretty boy  :o

check out my 'tache :D

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jameswalsh/dismalunshaven.jpg

gary neville eat your heart out.

You been drinking??

im sure he is right now (thats to both neville and drinking)

i've been drinking tea laced with mdma.

Like the NIN poster Sonic.