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After seeing the bbc news about wiltshire types showing deep affection for goats......I am pondering if a new chant will be coming Swindons way

I'd always assumed that your propensity for sex with animals increased as you went west.

So, although it's reasonable for Swindon fans to be called sheep shaggers by Cockneys, it doesn't make sense if it's Bristolians doing the accusing.

Have I got something wrong here ?

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Taken from the bbc wits new web page
Devizes man Robert Newman jailed for sex with goat

I thought Rob Newman was from Warminster?

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Why do you seem to be on City's forum more than this one...?

75 posts and every single one about Bristol City and/or nawty hooligans. Pretty good going on the TEF.

glad your counting. Its raining outside

It's easy to count when the number is underneath your username :)

nothing better to do then

His posts remind me of shady :hmmm:

Its a little humour

Funny you should say that as I can forsee Topcat having his threads merged into one at some point, just like dossy (shady)

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Will everyone stop picking on leefer's son please?

Thats what I thought all too quick to criticise but I dont see anything interesting from them

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Dad actually. ;D

Topcat is cornered in the Townend....gettin a kickin from his own fans....he is doing his best to hold his own....i have just grabbed a burger and see him on his tod....i wade in but alas there are to many and i am forced to walk away....slowly.

Your on your own now Topcat. :swordfight:

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANk7oZCMsP4  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANk7oZCMsP4)

2:14 in says it all really.

what does that mean

;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb63PdPweDc

Who was the loon that had 'never lost a debate since the internet began'?

City fans looking at this forum would think we have an obsession with them TC, when it is simply you with the apparent obsession.

Shit man, I appreciate local rivalry and this being a big game, but come 4.45pm it won't be worth a wank if we are not 3 points better off. Move on.

no harm in checking each others sites also theres never anything offensive like some of the post on here

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Fuck off back to Hartcliffe then you cunt

One of TC's posts from 6 months ago........ nothing has changed  ::)


Quote:
"I remember seeing Man utd down at Ashton Gate and they ran city all over the place and there wer stories of fans going into the river
Aldershot away is a strange setting having to walk through a park to get to the shared away end which reminds me of a barn

You mention a good point regarding away fans finding swindon intimidating as I had never looked at it like that but thinking about walking down manchester road and all of thise side streets & alley ways then when approaching the stadium you are met with the county ground hotel and the back of the town end with swindon fans everywhere it must make them weary of us"
 
 

Troll

End of

Lord knows why Leefer stood up for him

You could always challenge him to a fight

That seems to work

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Further to your abusive message I shall be passing this message on

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

To Benny the ball?

Their Top Boi

Apart from post continually about Bristol city what has tc done wrong?

I think you have the answer in your question, Arriba  :)

Just letting people know what it used to be like years ago when either Bristol team was in town and the damage and worry they caused innocent people in around the town centre & the county groand. Also having abit of fun with some of the rubbish they write on their forums which are open for EVERYBODY TO READ. If some of the idiots on this site dont like what I write tough

I agree if you do not want to read what TC comments on then ignore

Cheers Bud

Don't have an issue with what Topcat has written. Don't have an issue with anyones posting. In fact, I quite like it if people get offended or annoyed by Topcat, Dossy, Chang etc.

Thanks for the heads up TC, I'm sure none of us were aware of those big nasty men. I'll make sure I stay indoors until the game has finished.

Another decent person not full of abuse
cheers

you got the wrong end of the stick as you have obviously have not been to ashton gate on your own or with mates then anybody who's old school will know what it used to be like

Wrong

wow i must be old school then  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Lots of places used to be like that though
I can remember it kicking off all over the place in the 80/90s
Oxford,Stoke,Newcastle,WBA,Wolves amongst others
Even at the CG

But now isnt the 80/90s
Its all changed
You still get your neanderthals as on the slavetraders forums but easy to be a keyboard warrior - most will do nothing come game day.Yet their forums will be full of bull after the game.
Am looking forward to beating the Brissle ( 1982 ) bell ends - been too long since faced them in the league

Is it a coincidence that you put this in "Away Days", TC?  :sherlock:

Those who think football-related trouble is a thing of the past are sadly wrong.

It's not really any worse than what happens in most town centres on a weekend but on a larger scale.

It's only a few months since some of our very own piled out of the Tap & Barrel and laid into a load of Preston fans.

So demonising both Robots and Shitty is a bit hypocritical - although I would say I've never seen any Swindon fans having a go at 'shirters', unlike the aforementioned

Grounds and surrounding areas are pretty well policed now, the chances are that, in the majority of cases, the only people getting involved in trouble are those that are looking for it.
Chanting and verbals are part and parcel of football and I hope the 'tribal' element never goes away, but widespread violence at games isn't something I miss, or look back on with any nostalgia.

Trolls and the biters are the only fun thing about this forum.

The rest is repetitive shite

Thats my point it hasn't gone away and many times over the years I've seen the aftermath of what both rovers and city do to the town centre etc. Its not just them as our friends up the A420 are just has bad as well as cardiff and to my knowledge swindon never go too other town centres and smash the place up and make the front page headlines in the local rag. It must have happened but it must be kept low key

Our "boys" did exactly that in Bournemouth in 2005(ish), that wasn't kept low key

TBF most clubs do the same to Bmuff

Leeds fans will certainly be looking forward to going back there this season

strange lt from Ashton Gate. See their latest post

Or, maybe just, "Leave the goats alone, leave the goats alone. Leave the goats alone, you dirty Wilshire shits" to the tune, where's your mama (or is it daddy?) gone? "Where's your billy goat, where's your billy goat?! Billy, billy, goats, Swindon's shagging goats!"

 Leave the goats alone, you goat shagging scum!

 "And you never sleep alone, you NEVER sleep alone. Shag goats, shag goats, with hooves in your boots, you BILly goat shagging scum, from Swindon village" Not sure what the Kop will make of this.

 "The goats! The goats! You gotta stop shagging the goats!"

 Couple of suggestions, there. But don't expect me to join in from the director's box.

Am sure it was Devizes not Swindon
Inbred slavetrading fuckwits

Do you permanently live on those forums TC ?

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nah I just get a laugh from reading what the idiots from down the road are saying, better than eastenders

We are the Swindon..........we shag who we want.......

I'm sure ranger would be glad to hear that

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Sorry, I can see where the confusion lies.

Should have been "we are the Swindon..........we shag WHAT we want......

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Sums it up perfectly mate

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Classic x

 take a look at the latest post on citys forum very interesting its called What Swindon Fans Think Of Us and mentions our bad points !!! so I would say they are obsessed with us to know all of our council estates
Move on matey

For all of you TC knockers out there check out the post on Bristol City's Forum its called what swindon think of us and it knocks our council estates amongst other things
Now thats what I call being obsessed knowing areas of a Town which aren't as posh as clifton !!

You seem equally as obsessed with them.

What must your favourites look like  :hmmm:

so what

who cares

We're playing WOLVES this weekend FFS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gutCFMc5khY

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Was there really any need to start yet another fucking thread on it?

not at all just enjoy reading their crap

dont readit then

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You didn't answer the question.

There are already 2 threads (started by you) on the exact same subject. Was there any need to start another? In case you hadn't noticed you are not the only person using the forum and the general concensus appears to be that people would rather not have it filled with the same stuff.

Be a good fellow now and just keep it in the same thread.

MERGED. For the 3rd time.

Cheers Bazza

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Beat me to it

You've got to get up pretty early to catch me Bangkok! :D

double thred by mistake. As for listening to you dream on matey

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I'd have absolutely no doubts that we'll stick a few past them next week had this been any other team (in recent decades, this game and most of our rivalry fixtures tend to be quite close encounters)

Having watched them against Peterborough today I would advise that Town just run at 'em. Their defence is plain weak.

This is without doubt the biggest load of shit I've ever read on here in the best part of a decade.

Congratulations to all who contributed.

It's embarrassing.  Please make it stop!!!!

It'll all just be moved to this thread from now.

Lets hope so, be careful now as your get the idiots on here saying your obsessed with our rivals

Trollololololol

Fuckin big yawn.

the game was pretty exhausting to watch,  wasn't it?

original as always

Looks like a wet day tomorrow

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So it is.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2654675

its for all the mouthy TC whingers

Hey TC, have these all been photographed on the crapper?

http://www.bristol247.com/2013/05/31/cardiff-police-step-up-hunt-for-bristol-city-hooligans-47161/

If they ever find number 40 we should send him a box of suppositories.

like your style pete sure to get the locals slagging you off for looking elsewhere

Pompous

Is number 38 a "shirter" ?


To be honest, if Bristol City have trashed Cardiff then fair play to them.

Cardiff are (sweeping generalisation I know) a bunch of complete cunts, and it pleases me that someone has given a bit back

Has TC packed his bags and fucked off to Bristol?  Was he another of Dosty's (Shady's) Pseudonyms'?

why dont you ask him

Can anybody tell me how all of my threads have been linked together and whether it has happened to other members and if so what can be done about it

Thanks

Threads that are repetitions are often merged.

Any reason for deleting your old account and starting a new one...?

I just called Cardiff Police to let them know that No. 47 is Simon Ferry

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yes I thought someboy was messing around with the threads being merged

Thanks

No. 42 is Paul Caddis isn't it?

The admins will have done it because all the threads just repeated each other. They quite often do that when someone repeatedly starts threads on the same topic, particularly when it annoys people

It happens a lot to Dostoyevsky for the same reason.

You have the right of appeal to the Government's football forum regulatory taskforce, OFTWAT, under the United Nations Convention on the Rights of Trolls. Please include all supporting evidence in the same envelope as the large bribe, and post it to

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1st Fjord past the iceberg
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so your calling me a Troll then matey?

No, his name's Pauld

matey to me

Topcat are you related to a girl called Toni?

Wow that's massive bite! And I called your pint a poof, too!

It's a reference to 'your' and you're'. Think about it.

No 51 looks as though he's just woken up and been told he's a Slave trader. No 53 looks as though he's just got away from his carer. Nos 15 and 18 look as though they've turned up in their Zimmers waiting for the bingo numbers to be called. Is 38 Roy Keane?

makes no odds to the idiots that read it

so who gives you the right to send out abuse then big boy even if you dont like individual topics

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move on please.

Im not the one who gives out the abuse

No, you're the broken record banging the same shite filled drum

Oh dear

 :doh:

Can we get this twat  :banthem:

Calm down TC. Just post some stuff innit blud. Don't get in a cyber punch up as you won't win on here.

yeah and your the thicko who keeps reading it

why dont you try

He doesn't need to try as it will happen anyway if you keep on like this.

what so its OK for the idiots to have a pop on here then is it

Can we let this meltdown take it's full course please.

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No problem but as I hae said previously everybody has the write to post what they want on here without receiving the abuse that I've been getting. As I've also said they don't have to read it

I'm amused that he called pauld 'big boy'.

Is there something you're not telling us Paul?  :gay:

Topcat...if you want to continue on the forum i would suggest that you bite the bullet and move on.

It is a good forum so put this thread to bed...you have made your point and others have made theres.

As it is going you are looking at being banned,rightly or wrongly that will be the outcome if you continue the way you are.

So take a tip from me.....move on and enjoy the forum rather than waging war on it :D

Not having a go by the way.

Alright bud you seem one of the decent ones

We all had abuse on the townend at one point, it's been going back years. Chill man.

Just don't take it all to heart, ignore it & it will stop.

Stop biting the bait.

Nope,believe me i am as tiring at times as others...some people on here think i am as daft as you...if not dafter ;)

What he means is piss off or get banned  :bye:

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I'm fucking massive and I'm not shy who knows it :)

It's like a baby's arm hanging out a pram I've heard.

So have you and are you?

Actually, forget about the 2nd question, your last 24 hours of posts have pretty much proved that you are.  Hello Dosty, Shady or whatever the fuck you are calling yourself today.

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Brilliant

The shirter has a rather fetching ponytail  :toocool:

If looks like he's got a cat on his shoulder.

Just for the record I would have a read around before you suggest you have been subjected to abuse on here,  what's been directed towards you is gentle ribbing...

No 51 looks like he has lost a tenner and found a fiver.

Not guilty. I rather like Topcat, and I also liked Cola Fola who appears to have been banned  :cry:

Cheers Bud thanks for the comments I was beginning to think it was sheep following sheep on this site :beers:

Coca-Fola has a habit of banning himself and re-emerging under a new guise, a concept you may be familiar with.

He is now 'empathy sloth'

I'm still waiting for the day STFC Bart reappears

He's on Twitter nowadays and he's still worried.

I'm glad he's back. Bosnia almost fucked up their World Cup qualification and they still will, when Greece beat them to top spot. He's already booked his flights to Rio :pint:

He is? What's his twitter ID?

:wink:

Bosnia only have to pay Liechtenstein and Lithuania now, whilst Greece still have to play Slovakia. Can't see them throwing it away, but never say never...

20 = Michael Eavis?

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Numbers 18 and 52 are very angry young men aren't they

51 reminds me of a Liam Gallagher tribute act.

40 is jay fron the inbetweeners

No. _5 top row...Russell Slade

 53 just farted and followed through

So which one is TC?  ???

51 is Brissle answer to Danny Dwyer

Isn't that DMT TCP or whatever his name is?

 :). Someone on OTIB thinks that the poster "superman" is TC from here  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Theres some inane fuckwits on that forum


Considering their population is over double ours its hardly surprising attendances would be higher

And of course will be our highest attendance this season for the league as its a local derby  ::)

Roll on sunday - 3 points and the slavetraders will have fucked off home for another season
I blame TC for this
Or is it superman  :hmmm:

Shitty fans have always thought of themselves as much bigger than us even when we were in the Premier League and they were languishing in the first division.

Yes they have a bigger fan base currently but that is mostly because the city is twice the size of Swindon...well duh you 6 fingered slave trading cunts....have you ever been in the Premier League? no...have you ever won one of the top 3 cup competitions in England? no...bigger fan base currently....yes, bigger club....no.

When we were in the Prem our average was almost double their home average for the same season and it was only back in the 80's when the "massive club" was averaging well under 5k and that reached as low as 3k for several games.

Let them gloat about avergae crowds....we will see who is gloating come 5pm on Saturday.

You forgot to mention, have they won a European trophy as well..  Cant wait to see old oil tanker flint floundering about.

The sinking of the Flintanic.

I'm guessing they regard the Welsh Cup as such a bauble.