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Title: pre match karaoke
Post by: Whits on Saturday, August 24, 2013, 17:21:39
What the fuck is that old guy dribbling on about in the pre-game song? its sounds fucking terrible because the pa system is so shit and why did they let him come up and sing another song after after the tepid at best reaction to the 1st one?!

can we make requests and sing ourselves?


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: sonicyouth on Saturday, August 24, 2013, 17:24:04
it's Harry Agombar


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: Dr Pierre Chang on Saturday, August 24, 2013, 17:24:57
I thought he was superb myself.


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: @mwooly63 on Saturday, August 24, 2013, 17:28:13
Deffo an embarrassment - pikies loved it as sounded so shite
Closely followed by RRs haka during which the tape stuck - heaping more scorn from the travelling fans

 :suicide:


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: ronnie21 on Saturday, August 24, 2013, 17:46:25
Deffo an embarrassment - pikies loved it as sounded so shite
Closely followed by RRs haka during which the tape stuck - heaping more scorn from the travelling fans

 :suicide:
The whole pre-match is an embarrassment!!


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: Mother Brown on Saturday, August 24, 2013, 19:15:42
Why not stay a bit longer in the "Turban" and arrive at the game 1min after kick off ? :pint:
Whatever happened to the "Swindon Town girls" in them there kinky boots :toocool:


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: JBZ on Saturday, August 24, 2013, 19:24:29
It took me a while to realise it wasn't some sort of RR remix


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: Dozno9 on Saturday, August 24, 2013, 19:47:28
The whole pre-match is an embarrassment!!

Seconded


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, August 24, 2013, 20:36:45
I'm up for doing a song pre match. Live and Let Die should be our anthem so I'll do that in front of the town end.

Make it happen, Jed.


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: woolster on Saturday, August 24, 2013, 20:47:29
How about the pre match thing being, both sets of supporters sing insults at eachother, oh I miss those days


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: BruceChatwin on Saturday, August 24, 2013, 20:57:25
It was still better than the hip hop/ rave music they've decided to play pre-match/ half-time.

It almost made me miss the days of Hi Ho Silver Lining and The Boys Are Back In Town replayed ad nauseam every week.


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: Mother Brown on Saturday, August 24, 2013, 21:21:53
How about the pre match thing being, both sets of supporters sing insults at eachother, oh I miss those days
Better still,pre segregation   .... ..  happy days.


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: ronnie21 on Saturday, August 24, 2013, 21:27:00
It was still better than the hip hop/ rave music they've decided to play pre-match/ half-time.

It almost made me miss the days of Hi Ho Silver Lining and The Boys Are Back In Town replayed ad nauseam every week.
Said that all of last season as well, supporters who get there 2-30-ish are driven into submission by the absolute crap they play - music (if you can call it that) is supplied and played by an independent third party apparently, but whatever it is it is still crap.  Unfortunately Jed and co don't hear it as they are bullshitting their way through the Legends etc.!!


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: tans on Saturday, August 24, 2013, 21:28:16
Whats with the piano in the legends???


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: leefer on Saturday, August 24, 2013, 21:37:04
Whats with the piano in the legends???
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:



Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: Whits on Saturday, August 24, 2013, 21:47:11
Whats with the piano in the legends???
elton is coming in to do tiny dancer at half time


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: ronnie21 on Saturday, August 24, 2013, 21:49:17
Whats with the piano in the legends???
Tans was meant to be doing his double-act with Ralphy, they are known as the Chipping Norton Set.  Did those cunts back out . . . . again?


Title: Re: Re: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: Batch on Sunday, August 25, 2013, 08:36:09
elton is coming in to do tiny dancer at half time

I heard it was an especially written song to mourn the imminent departure of our former club captain.

Caddis In The wind will be available from the club shop in time for Christmas.
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Which reminds me of a dream I had last night where I was in the country ground car park after a game and Jed turns up with loads of lorries with fake cinema fronting on, a full on entrance with film name on the white sign above the impressive looking entrance.

Someone explained that Jed had marketed the county ground as a multi screen cinema and he was sticking the fake fronting in front of the turnstiles so nobody could complain..

Most odd.


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: tans on Sunday, August 25, 2013, 09:50:37
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Have you not seen in there? Gods truth


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: joteddyred on Sunday, August 25, 2013, 09:52:55
Have you not seen in there? Gods truth

Haven't been in the Legends yet this season.  Where on earth have they put  a piano?  Is it on that slightly higher level in the corner along from the bar?


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Sunday, August 25, 2013, 10:04:31
Jed does requests. Our lot have actually asked for some of that god awful music that gets played at half time :)


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, August 25, 2013, 10:21:09
I'm not happy with the way they have painted the railings.


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: tans on Sunday, August 25, 2013, 10:34:31
Haven't been in the Legends yet this season.  Where on earth have they put  a piano?  Is it on that slightly higher level in the corner along from the bar?

Round the corner from the entrance towards the bogs


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Sunday, August 25, 2013, 19:58:36
There was some proper odd music being played yesterday.
It was like a funeral when I walked in?


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: ronnie21 on Sunday, August 25, 2013, 20:06:44
There was some proper odd music being played yesterday.
It was like a funeral when I walked in?
I told Steve Murrall the other week that they are killing the atmosphere with the crap music being played - perhaps if a few more e-mailed him and told him the same he would listen!


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, August 25, 2013, 20:15:02
they are killing the atmosphere with the crap music being played

Bollocks


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: kerry red on Sunday, August 25, 2013, 20:20:32
What atmosphere?


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: ronnie21 on Sunday, August 25, 2013, 20:36:22
What atmosphere?
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :zzz: :zzz:


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: Mother Brown on Sunday, August 25, 2013, 21:00:16
The halicon days of the latest from the "hit parade"(as supplied by Kempsters). . or was it Terry Warners?


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Sunday, August 25, 2013, 21:02:39
Must have been Kempsters as Terry Warners was a sports shop just down the road.


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Sunday, August 25, 2013, 21:06:47
Maybe Jamie Cullum and Billie Piper are going to start doing pre-match entertainment in there....

That'd be swell..


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Sunday, August 25, 2013, 21:10:08
Given the piano maybe Gilbert O Sullivan is making a comeback


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Sunday, August 25, 2013, 21:10:58
Maybe he's coming back to 'Get Down'?


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: Mother Brown on Sunday, August 25, 2013, 21:12:15
Must have been Kempsters as Terry Warners was a sports shop just down the road.
Either way ,it was shit.
Still got the same tannoy.


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Sunday, August 25, 2013, 21:18:16
Either way ,it was shit.
Still got the same tannoy.
Don't know I sit in the DRS so fuck knows if there is a tannoy or whether its the same one


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: Abrahammer on Sunday, August 25, 2013, 21:31:52
We need to get rid of that fucking Rocking Robin haka, cringeworthy stuff.


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Sunday, August 25, 2013, 22:16:20
I told Steve Murrall the other week that they are killing the atmosphere with the crap music being played - perhaps if a few more e-mailed him and told him the same he would listen!

Agreed, whats the email for those of us that are a bit lazy?


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: deltaincline on Sunday, August 25, 2013, 23:52:06
This subject keeps getting mentioned. Fuck-all ever happens.

Watkins was our best chance for changing things. I think it was he who dumped the outrageously 'local' OOOArrrr wanker on the mic a few years ago though, so fair play to him.

Conversely, he allowed the cunty, outdated fucking skiffle music to continually blare out, rocking fucking robin's hakka and those horrific, pre-pubescent / chunky / lardy kids in leotards and pom poms to prance around the pitch - so he fucking failed.

It's not difficult to stick some up-to-date music on, or to stage some half time entertainment, so here's a suggestion for free:

Maybe the club could do a deal with somewhere like Foxies - a dozen fit / professional dancers on the pitch before the match and again at half-time would soon become legendary throughout the league - with both sets of fans.

It would generate untold publicity for the club and would give Foxies loads of free publicity as well, which is a win-win situation (as Glenn would say) on both sides.

It aint fucking difficult.


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, August 25, 2013, 23:59:18
This subject keeps getting mentioned. Fuck-all ever happens.

Watkins was our best chance for changing things. I think it was he who dumped the outrageously 'local' OOOArrrr wanker on the mic a few years ago though, so fair play to him.

Conversely, he allowed the cunty, outdated fucking skiffle music to continually blare out, rocking fucking robin's hakka and those horrific, pre-pubescent / chunky / lardy kids in leotards and pom poms to prance around the pitch - so he fucking failed.

It's not difficult to stick some up-to-date music on, or to stage some half time entertainment, so here's a suggestion for free:

Maybe the club could do a deal with somewhere like Foxies - a dozen fit / professional dancers on the pitch before the match and again at half-time would soon become legendary throughout the league - with both sets of fans.

It would generate untold publicity for the club and would give Foxies loads of free publicity as well, which is a win-win situation (as Glenn would say) on both sides.

It aint fucking difficult.

Seems easy, but we're a family club...can you start to imagine the effect this might have on Ranger? One of the joys about being a fairly shitty Div 3 team, is that you can time it to arrive at 2:59....and so avoid the embarrasing shit.


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: suttonred on Monday, August 26, 2013, 00:21:56
It's not hard to change, stick anything on a bit off the mainstream. I wouldn't care if it was Gypsy Kings, King Tubby, or The Exploited, anything bar fucking Robbie Williams.( actually i'd like the first 3)


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, August 26, 2013, 08:32:53

Maybe the club could do a deal with somewhere like Foxies - a dozen fit / professional dancers on the pitch before the match and again at half-time would soon become legendary throughout the league - with both sets of fans.


Have you ever been in Foxies? Fit is stretching it.


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: @mwooly63 on Monday, August 26, 2013, 09:40:23
Don't know I sit in the DRS so fuck knows if there is a tannoy or whether its the same one

Tannoy in the DRS is better than the TE
Was in DRS for the turkey game as took girls - could actually hear the safety announcement where as in the TE you hear the preannouncement jingle and then fuck all but muffled near silence

Dont think the TE one has changed in all the years I have been going

And yes the RR haka is cringeworthy
RR itself isnt a bad thing just not the damn haka





Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: dave_bambers_right_sock on Monday, August 26, 2013, 10:13:01
With all the ex Spurs lads in maybe Chas and Dave might do the Half time gig  :D


Title: Re: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: herthab on Monday, August 26, 2013, 10:23:43
Need more republica.


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, August 26, 2013, 10:31:38
Needs more Kramer


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: SwindonOldie on Monday, August 26, 2013, 11:23:26
this is what we need!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tODlPxhbGF8


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: @mwooly63 on Monday, August 26, 2013, 11:36:46
Theres more fans in that student section than twice over at the CG

Does look good tho


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: DMR on Monday, August 26, 2013, 11:38:53
http://youtu.be/r-OpKeDnDPw


Title: Re: Re: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: herthab on Monday, August 26, 2013, 12:21:15
Needs more Kramer
One can never have too much Kramer.


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: RobertT on Monday, August 26, 2013, 12:57:15
this is what we need!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tODlPxhbGF8

Virginia Tech's looks quite fun as well.

As an outsider, the contrast between NFL and College football somewhat perplexes me.  The size of the college stadiums for a start, and then that they all seem like drunk crazed nutcases.  It's like having 120,000 home fans at a football game really.  Can't ever imagine Team Bath getting the same following over here.


Title: Re: Re: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: Only Me on Thursday, August 29, 2013, 18:33:17
With all the ex Spurs lads in maybe Chas and Dave might do the Half time gig  :D

That will do me.  Guuuuuurrrrchhhaaaa


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: Not that Nice If I'm Honest on Thursday, August 29, 2013, 19:00:59
this is what we need!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tODlPxhbGF8

That's brilliant - send the clip to someone in a position of power at the club - don't see why we can't just rip it off


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, September 2, 2013, 12:31:53
It won't be to the taste of the moany 40-somethings who want to hear Republica for the next 15 years and beyond instead.


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, September 2, 2013, 12:39:48
It won't be to the taste of the moany 40-somethings who want to hear Republica for the next 15 years and beyond instead.

I'm not ready for that to be gone yet.


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: Honkytonk on Monday, September 2, 2013, 13:01:07
Why do we need pre-match entertainment anyway? Rocking Robin is for the kids, that's fine, but this isn't America for christ's sakes, why the fuck should we have cheerleaders? Football isn't like American sports where it's so fucking boring you need to be drunk or have boobies wiggling at you to keep your attention focused.

Just having some people to get the crowd singing will be good enough. 'Plants' I believe they're called are used in American and German stadiums to sing as a group and start off the chanting. They get a free ticket to sing for as long as possible during the match and keep the atmosphere going.


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: Bewster on Monday, September 2, 2013, 13:13:25
Why do we need pre-match entertainment anyway? Rocking Robin is for the kids, that's fine, but this isn't America for christ's sakes, why the fuck should we have cheerleaders? Football isn't like American sports where it's so fucking boring you need to be drunk or have boobies wiggling at you to keep your attention focused.


There is never a time not to have this done.


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: 4D on Monday, September 2, 2013, 13:22:42
Have you ever been in Foxies? Fit is stretching it.

There was a match a few years back where a gentlemans club was being promoted at the CG.


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, September 2, 2013, 13:23:31
Yeah a couple of orange fat slappers wandering around in PVC. Horrible.


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: Honkytonk on Monday, September 2, 2013, 13:32:27
There is never a time not to have this done.

There is if they're jailbait, pre-pubescent, or fat. Play it safe and don't bother. I enjoy the Crystal Palace ladies as much as the next man, but I hate the idea behind them.


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: Bewster on Monday, September 2, 2013, 13:34:41
There is if they're jailbait, pre-pubescent, or fat. Play it safe and don't bother. I enjoy the Crystal Palace ladies as much as the next man, but I hate the idea behind them.

2 out of 3 aint bad  ;D


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, September 2, 2013, 16:35:07
Yeah a couple of orange fat slappers wandering around in PVC. Horrible.

You're Mr Picky these days Jayo...I'm sure they have charming personalities and engaging conversation.


Title: Re: pre match karaoke
Post by: dave_bambers_right_sock on Monday, September 2, 2013, 17:36:35
Think this guy should be on the karaoke t half time


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKPD2sIkx98 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKPD2sIkx98)