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Title: The board theories and rumours thread
Post by: Flashheart on Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 11:25:32
Can we keep them in here as some get lost in among other threads.

There's some right hum-dingers out there that are worth a giggle, while others may have some truth in them. Could be a good idea to stop them infecting other non-related threads as well.


Title: Re: The board theories and rumours thread
Post by: phelpsieboy on Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 11:30:29
They are lizards. End of discussion and bring in David Icke.


Title: Re: The board theories and rumours thread
Post by: Trashbat? on Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 11:37:45
They are crab people


Title: Re: The board theories and rumours thread
Post by: Flashheart on Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 11:39:46
Taste like crab, walk like people?


Title: Re: The board theories and rumours thread
Post by: Benzel on Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 11:46:52
Just partial to a bit of crab.


Title: Re: The board theories and rumours thread
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 11:50:02
Taste like crab, walk like people?

Other way round.


Title: Re: The board theories and rumours thread
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 11:51:59
Walk like people, taste like crab?


Title: Re: The board theories and rumours thread
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 12:16:20
 In the 1950's Swindon was sprayed by air with bacteria from Porton Down...this was because the MoD knew of aliens living amongst us, who would be vunerable to this form of germ warfare...unfortunately it was a typical 50's military cock-up. The aliens buried their craft under the CG pitch, during the war years, when the CG was under the disguise of being a PoW camp. The floodlights were built in 1960 to act as a transmitting marker buoy.

The ship needs the combined psychic power of 40,000 human brains to be in its immediate vicinity, to be activated, the aliens cam close in the 70's, but have been thwarted on numerous occasions by the efforts of special forces. No coincidence that the last owner was called Black and was a shadowy figure at the CG, who no-one quite knew what his motivation was.

The latest alien plot...see Callum Rice, is to hold concerts at the CG in an effort to aggregate the necessary people.

Rikki Hunt, a prime mover in recent years also had a scheme which entailed setting up a network of muslamic rays over the Town, disguised as a wi-fi system, in order to brainwash people to attend the CG, it only failed due to the incompetence of his sidekick Blue.

The CG hosts te mother ship....there are others dotted around Wiltshire. See Cley Hill Warminster for example...Waden Hill Avebury....Merlin's Mount marlborough.


Title: Re: The board theories and rumours thread
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 12:40:06
Now the play offs are done have the board answered the prepared questions?


Title: Re: The board theories and rumours thread
Post by: DiV on Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 12:44:08
Flashheart is Jeds cousin, that's why he's such a supporter of this current board.


Title: Re: The board theories and rumours thread
Post by: horlock07 on Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 12:46:06
Now the play offs are done have the board answered the prepared questions?


To be fair they never specified which play off's....


Title: Re: The board theories and rumours thread
Post by: Flashheart on Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 12:52:46
Flashheart is Jeds cousin, that's why he's such a supporter of this current board.

I fear for this forum, I really do. If sitting on the fence is deemed to be supporting the board then this place is going to go the way of thisis.


Title: Re: The board theories and rumours thread
Post by: DiV on Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 12:54:53
Oh, sorry - was this a serious thread?

Whooooosh to you, sir.


Title: Re: The board theories and rumours thread
Post by: horlock07 on Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 12:55:13
I fear for this forum, I really do. If sitting on the fence is deemed to be supporting the board then this place is going to go the way of thisis.

Bloody happy clapper  :D


Title: Re: The board theories and rumours thread
Post by: Flashheart on Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 12:55:39
I stand whoooshed.


Title: Re: The board theories and rumours thread
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, May 7, 2013, 12:57:17
I fear for this forum, I really do. If sitting on the fence is deemed to be supporting the board then this place is going to go the way of thisis.

The Flasheart Mc(r)o(r)y doth protest too much. ;)