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Apparently some tart was offering herself for £30 'a blow'  in a Boscombe bar called 'Mello Mello' (next to Weathespoons) before the game....

Anyone want to own up / care to comment..?

I heard she was doing it as her boyfriend left £5 in the Asda self checkout.

Maybe....she...was...a......prostitute..

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She looked a bit scabby to me and about 16. She was with her mate collecting empty glasses when she wasnt out the back! Apparently at least three Town fans took her up on her £30 offer. Not sure if the two Wiltshire coppers who came into the bar had a go  :) The bar was quite tidy and £2 a pint, one bloke behind the bar did his best to keep up pouring pints whilst getting abuse left, right and centre. The bar was called ......? Florence and right next door to Wetherspoons.........And No I didn't have a go !
Edit, just realised the Percy Florence is Wetherspoons so Mello Mello must of been the bar we were in.

Its ok Notts. You can admit to being one of the three

Notts Red was with me the whole time...although he did say he was off to the loo and was gone for all of 3 minutes..hmmmm....! ???

Definitely not my style Tans, and £30 is 15 pints  :pint:
Some of our lads were that pissed they wouldn't of known if they did or didn't  :) One of the blokes with us not mgstfc43 said she looked alright   :no:

I went in there but soon fucked off as there was only one bloke serving......

Might of let her smoke the old man but maybe she wasn't offering it to the fat bog eyed blokes with silly hats on?

I really hope they sort out the catering out soon at the GC, both before and during the matches as it's getting beyond a joke now imo.

Spend your money on getting sucked off instead

I'm in the Don Rogers stand and it's the best it's ever been. (actually the best at any ground ive been too) Loads of variety.

Did your lot pile out of that white minibus that pulled up opposite the bar? The bloke serving took a lot of stick but it was hard work getting a pint.

might want to reword that

When it isn't sold out 15 minutes before kick off/5 minutes after half time.

Only those in a job and with unlimited disposable income can afford to eat from there. The rest of us have gotten fed up with the quality and or the endless wait.

No I had a drink with the Talk Talk Army En route.

You must eat a lot of shit at home to think the food is good in the DRS

The catering has been a constant complaint for as long as I can remember. Aside from the odd wet dog when I'm desperate, I gave up on the food inside the ground ages ago.

If people stopped buying the shit food then something would be done about it. Plenty of decent options just outside the ground or pubs nearby which serve acceptable grub.

Wow! what food do you like to eat? I like a  burger and chips, and always find the burger buns are rock hard and the meat is one lump of fat and it's always served stone cold, and the chips are never fryed long enough and they are always dished out undercooked, but oddly the meat in the pies is like rubber as their over heated, total disgrace at the prices they charge.

this thread has gone from a discussion about a potentially underage prostitute to a complaint about the catering at the County Ground

good work, TEF

to be fair tho  the results are usually the same , spit it out

Since when has 16 been underage for a nosh?

The food and drink is crap at the county ground. I aint bothered with it for ages now.

Maybe we should get Gordon Ramsey in? Fwiw I think the pies are good, as are the hotdogs. But then I don't expect haute cuisine in a football ground.

i agree  , who goes to the football for the food?, you should know what to expect , its expensive and crap . Eat before you get there or eat when you leave. You aren't gonna die in 90 mins from starvation. 

Fuck me I agree with Herthab.

People who complain about the calibre of the grub in a football stadium deserve to be put down. What do you expect?

What you pay for....and it at least to be warm...why should it be different because you are at football.

Dont talk wet.....fuck me if you are paying good money then it should be half decent...at Swindon it is shit.
How hard is it to get some pies in and warm them up and make a cuppa coffee for fucks sake.

it is expensive and SHOULD be worth the money , but it isnt and you are not forced to buy it . Eat elsewhere mate


Personally think it does the trick when necessary . Whenever i have had something (which is rare ) I cant complain

I do.

Even in jest telling me I should be 'put down' for wanting to improve the catering at a place I go to 9 months of the year, every year for many years of life makes you sound like a bit of a horrible fucker, could you please apologise as I'm a bit upset tbh.

You've not got the hang of DMRs internet persona yet have you Deso..oh.

To be honest golden rule is never eat at football grounds-there's always better in the vicinity.

But sometimes the pre-match beer gives the half time munchies! Quite like the pies though.

i'd settle for decent tea or coffee.

Which is why I take a flask of rich milky coffee or hot chockolate.

I can't honestly remember ever eating anything in the County Ground.
The smell of the hot dogs puts me off to be honest.

Exactly , i only live 20mins walk from the ground and will make you a nice hot pie , curly fries and a hot cup of  rich milky  coffee or chockolate for the reasonable price of £3.50 . I could also try and persuade the wife to take you out back for £30

:D

Was it a rather battle scarred  high top Ldv?

The blokes getting out of it looked a bit battle scarred, To be honest I just saw a white what I thought looked liked a minibus, there was two other white vans parked There but they were full of the old bill  :)

Don't forget the tartan rug!!

It always reminds me of B O.  I always used to like the Mexican stand they had in the DRS a few years back.

Wouldn't buy my sombrero anywhere else , but took my own nachos , kiosk  was  full off ladrones

arriba arriba

You're a cheeky fucker ain't ya.

God I remember that place- by the time you'd walked from the kiosk to your seat and sat down your food was cold

I work in the food game.....the fast food game at that...so I know a bit and especially the margin bit.

How the fuck can you run out of pies at 3:20pm when the away allocation is a sell out? Beggars belief....also at this time there were three people chatting at the back whilst some young in struggled with the grumpy pieless cunts like me...had to have a donkey dog ....and of course NO onions! And...I was lucky to get that as they an out of everything after that.

The CG is just as bad...closing the TE kiosk down after 15 minutes into the second half in an evening game last year...I didn't expect a pie but I did expect to get a boveril....fucking joke. I try and grab a pie or pork roll in the County now. I contacted the club and they told me it wasn't possible to keep the kiosk open????!!!! Why not??? Might be different this season but I wouldn't know theyve lost my trade unless fat cunt Jutty does his usual 'I want to miss a goal, does anybody want anything?' jaunt.

It isnt the hot dogs Jutty, it is BO.....yours you cunt!

You might know your onions Flash, but I'd argue that if someome wants refreshments more than 15 minutes into the second half there's hardly any point in going to the game at all.

The only way things will improve is if sales fall dramatically by people making alternative arrangements. I've never seen the attraction of food at football, tea/coffe maybe.

Good point but I don't want to crushed in a massive queue and being over 40 my prostate isn't what it used to be so after several in the sir dan and cunty i pop back and forth anyway.

I only wanted a bovril...."sorry we are closed"......"Why?"...."We are cashing up".

When I wrote to the club I made the point that Accrington Stanley in a make shift away end were open for 90 minutes and with all due respect being upstaged by a nearly non league club is an embarrassment.

On a sidenote from the last two home games, someone's getting very carried away with their new Madness CD.

There's no such thing as too much ska.

Better than that twunt singing his swindon song plus covers
Or the usual dross they play

I'm done with Rocking Robin now he has a drum.

That damned rave music

I was sent from Digby's bar to the Junior Robins room where there was a temporary bar set up which seems a good idea to get a few extra pounds in. I think Jed was in there but I'm not sure. Also additional program sellers by the turnstiles to entice a few more quid to the club. All in all there seemed to be some good ideas out there last night.

What were they selling,pop + crisps ?
 :girlgiggle:

This, bit of Specials to complement would be nice though.

I think we should literally only play Ska pre-match....or Ska-Punk  8)

Ska is completely undeserving of the hype it gets, and we play too much of it as it is

On the subject of match entertainment, did you see the little kid hit that sweet penalty past rockin robin and run towards the town end and whip his shirt off swinging it above his head. I couldn't stop laughing for ages.

Well funny, which is more than you can say for the choice of music pre-match!  A lot of people have complained about the pa system which has been upgraded apparently, can everybody hear it now - even if it is for that crap rap music?

Spot on ;D

Or diska.  :toocool: Not that this one shows the ska influence, but the title makes it a natural footy anthem.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch6qy0qdifc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch6qy0qdifc)

Need to go back to the old days, no pre match entertainment (except for the banter exchange between home and away fans).

Good tune haven't heard that for a while...

But Hard Fi are Brentford fans! Ain't having their nonsense, not after the play offs last season...

A friend of mine is keen to stop the music before kick off to build up an atmosphere. They did it away at Preston last year and it just sounded like a dull empty stadium. The County Ground would be the same. Most fans that come down here don't bring big numbers and are pretty quiet, and our singing consists of the same shit from the town end over and over. I'd rather watch 40 year old men jump around to a bit of Madness. At least I get a laugh out of it.

Spot on, can never get too much ska :)

I find turning up at 14.59 makes the pre-game shite bearable.

On a Saturday, obviously.

Crikey they'll be distressed to know that you and I are fans Reg.

Hard Fi are fucking terrible.

Get some metalcore on the go.

Their first album is my album of the noughties. Sort your ears out.

They should play house before games.

They need to stop the music for the last few minutes when the team comes out, definitely. The Town End sounded deafening from inside Tuesday night when they players came out but no chance it was heard outside of the town end with the music blaring.

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Also the Palarse "glad all over" gubbins after the Town score.
Its killed the "tra la fuck off "moment.

From the clubs point of view they are probably happy about that part  :girlgiggle:

I remember the moment where, about the age of 14, I realised that every other team chanted their side's name at the end of that little jingle. I think it might be just about the only unique thing we have, which is amusing.