Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: Bennett on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 08:17:45 ok. my birthday happens to be the day before bmuff away, so i was obviously planning a weekend in bmuff for my birthday. but my girlfriend has now had a ticket bought for her to go to the goodwood festival of speed revival for her friends 21st birthday "do". she'll obviously attend her friends birthday knees up but will miss all of my plans.
apparently i'm supposed to see how this is the right thing to do and not want to stab her and her friend repeatedly. other factors: -basically we're moving to london just after my birthday so she feels like she'll never see her mate again -her friends family is a bit of turmoil -this goodwood BOLLOCKS is over two days (sat/sun) we argued last night about how this isn't fair and i've had basically no sleep all night (YAY!), any suggestions oh wise people of the net? Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: janaage on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 08:20:10 Let her go to her thing and enjoy your weekend in Bournemouth with your mates, what's the problem?
Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: Titch on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 08:20:53 Yeah, let her go and you go with you mates. But of course make the bitch feel guilty!!! :twisted:
Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: janaage on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 08:23:00 Oh yeah make her feel bad about it, she is missing your birthday. Maybe nearer her birthday organise a lad's trip to "for your eyes only" or something, make sure it clashes with her plans and just say "Terry's had a really bad time of it lately, he's feeling really down...blah blah blah". Play her at her own game.
Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: Bennett on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 08:23:41 it seems a bit calous of her and her friends tbh. i had mine planned first and they were included in my plans!!
Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: janaage on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 08:24:39 Fuck 'em, go and have a good time and forget about it mate, rise above it all. And wait, quietly, for your revenge.
Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: Bennett on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 08:26:19 i'm not the forgiving kind and everytime she'll fuck me off when we live together the red mist will descend. THEY HAD TWO CHOICES!!! SATURDAY OR SUNDAY. one IS my birthday, the other ISN'T....so which one have they chosen!?!?!? *fucked off emoticon*
Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 08:26:38 Dump her and get a new girlfriend to take with you to Bournemouth .. and make sure she isnt a Swindon girl next time .. they are SUCH control freaks!!
:twak: :twak: :\/ Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: Bennett on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 08:30:54 she's not a control freak at all really. just a little scatty(that comes across as a bit self centred)
i think i may find out her friends real birthday and make sure i've bought tickets for something really really wank AND then make sure i've made plans for the mrs's birthday aswell :evil: Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: Titch on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 08:31:58 That's the way! Revenge is sweet! :twisted:
Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 08:50:39 personally i don't see what the problem is here.
It's her mates 21st who she isn't going to see much of once you move so it isn't a problem. Let her go and enjoy herself and you go away and watch footie with the lads. Can't think of a better way to spend the weekend. No need to argue as theres nothing to argue about. If she's moving to London with you then there will be other birthdays etc so 2 days with her mates wont hurt. Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 08:55:27 :surrender: :surrender: :arsekisser: :arsekisser: :nuts: :nuts: :piemonte:
Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: Tails on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 10:24:28 Quote from: "bennett" she's not a control freak at all really. just a little scatty(that comes across as a bit self centred) i think i may find out her friends real birthday and make sure i've bought tickets for something really really wank AND then make sure i've made plans for the mrs's birthday aswell :evil: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: Batch on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 11:40:53 Quote from: "bennett" she's not a control freak at all really. just a little scatty(that comes across as a bit self centred) i think i may find out her friends real birthday and make sure i've bought tickets for something really really wank AND then make sure i've made plans for the mrs's birthday aswell :evil: And cut up all her smart clothes, and stick her pets in a blender, and.. unlike the Murpheys, you're bitter. Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 11:45:11 You'll have a better weekend with the lads. Chat up some students, watch the footy, get bevved up... and no explaining the Offside rule. I'd say you've had a lucky escape!
Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: Danjackson10 on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 11:46:02 dump her and go out with stfcbird :piemonte:
Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 11:47:26 Hands off! She is shared between the forum. You can have Mondays.
Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 11:48:43 Just let her go mate, enjoy the game, go out after and end up in a lap dancing club.
Where's the drama? :beers: Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 11:49:48 on the BBC, if the adverts are to be believed...
Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: Danjackson10 on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 11:51:34 if you go to her thing make sure you wreck it by getting pissed and puking on her :beers: :guinness: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :chunder: :arsekisser:
Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 11:59:10 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: as for young mr bennett getting pissed, those days are long gone unfortunately.
as for clo, i can see why you're annoyed, but let her do her thing. then we'll get a few boys down to watch the bornmuff game!!! Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: Spud on Tuesday, August 2, 2005, 13:59:23 Quote from: "Kinky Tom" Just let her go mate, enjoy the game, go out after and end up in a lap dancing club. :beers: Agree with that especially as Bornmuff has got a Spearmint Rhino..... :wink: Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: Bennett on Wednesday, August 3, 2005, 20:30:17 and a few your eyes only...
alas gents i don't touch alcohol or anything else bad u may care to mention. meh i've come to the conclusion her friends the nob for booking it when she knows it's my birthday. so i'll poop into a bag and wrap it for her birthday Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: Spud on Thursday, August 4, 2005, 04:56:18 Im sure Spearmint Rhino serve non-alchoholic beverages, not that i would participate in any drinking of such nature.
Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: Leggett on Thursday, August 4, 2005, 05:14:36 kick the friend in the head. simple!!!
Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: DV on Thursday, August 4, 2005, 20:22:13 Go to football, enjoy it.....watch us win and have a good birthday....
Leave the misses else where and have a proper lads night out....perfect in my eyes.... Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, August 4, 2005, 20:34:04 Let her go to her mates 'do' and you go to b'muff with the lads. Make her feel really guilty about missing your birthday so she'll have to make it up in the bedroom
Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: Bennett on Friday, August 5, 2005, 20:39:30 i can assure you the future mrs bennett and i have wonderous intercourse gentlemen, so i'll have to think up something really really perverse to punish her :twisted:
Title: bennetts suggestion box Post by: Leggett on Friday, August 5, 2005, 20:42:26 Nut IN HER EYE MATE! hhhaparantly it stings like fuck.
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