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Title: Quick Joke Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, August 1, 2005, 10:32:33 Q: Why did the condom fly across the room?
A: It got pissed off. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: No?? I'll get me coat :roll: Title: Quick Joke Post by: yeo on Monday, August 1, 2005, 10:44:17 :D
I hate jokes. Title: Quick Joke Post by: reeves4england on Monday, August 1, 2005, 10:46:41 :wink: Not a bad efoort!
Title: Quick Joke Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, August 1, 2005, 10:48:23 i liked the joke Anthony said on BB the other night.
If i had 2 fish i would call them One and Two. Cos if One died, i would still have Two!! well i thought it was funny Title: Quick Joke Post by: janaage on Monday, August 1, 2005, 10:56:12 Not as funny as Eugene's story about wanting a cup of tea in a glass...
Title: Quick Joke Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, August 1, 2005, 11:03:04 Quote Not as funny as Eugene's story about wanting a cup of tea in a glass... i missed that. please tell. did you hear the one about that picture he moved upside down?? had me in stiches Title: Quick Joke Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, August 1, 2005, 11:13:38 He had to unscrew it and everything!
Title: Quick Joke Post by: janaage on Monday, August 1, 2005, 11:17:37 One day Eugene went around to his friends house. When he got there he said to his mate, I really fancy a cup of tea, but in a glass. His friend replied, you can't Eugene you can have it in a mug or a cup but not a glass. But Eugene replied, but I really want it in a glass. "you can't" he friend told him "but why not? I want a cup of tea but in a glass..." Eugene then went on and on and on and.......
Title: Quick Joke Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, August 1, 2005, 11:58:19 Quote from: "janaage" One day Eugene went around to his friends house. When he got there he said to his mate, I really fancy a cup of tea, but in a glass. His friend replied, you can't Eugene you can have it in a mug or a cup but not a glass. But Eugene replied, but I really want it in a glass. "you can't" he friend told him "but why not? I want a cup of tea but in a glass..." Eugene then went on and on and on and....... he's fucking ace. Eugene to win :mrgreen: Title: Quick Joke Post by: Sade on Monday, August 1, 2005, 16:25:20 Eugene's jokes are not funny,is just the fact that when he tells them nobody else laughs just him!he snorts and everything :D
Title: Quick Joke Post by: reeves4england on Monday, August 1, 2005, 16:27:46 Was watching it the other day and he was going on about some lame subject and people got bored and started other conversations, and he just kept goign!
legend! 8) Title: Quick Joke Post by: Spud on Monday, August 1, 2005, 16:29:35 Quote from: "magicroundabout" Quote Not as funny as Eugene's story about wanting a cup of tea in a glass... i missed that. please tell. did you hear the one about that picture he moved upside down?? had me in stiches "I unscrewed the bolts, turned the picture round and then screwed them back in again!" *cue ridiculous Eugene laugh* :D Title: Quick Joke Post by: Sade on Monday, August 1, 2005, 16:30:25 I like Eugene but I want Antony to win!
Title: Quick Joke Post by: reeves4england on Monday, August 1, 2005, 16:31:37 No man!
Title: Quick Joke Post by: Sade on Monday, August 1, 2005, 16:35:06 aye!oh yeah another thing eugene said that made me laugh,was when they were trying to think of famous horses in order to get the bog roll.and eugene snorted and laughed and said 'the only famous horse I can think of is black beauty'haha :D
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