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Title: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: 4D on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:50:15
Maestro Austin fails to start

Clarets are corked



Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: kerry red on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:53:03
Austin fucks us up


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: ghanimah on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:53:58
Spilt Claret?


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:54:55
Austin powers one home but can't top vintage Swindon display


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: Batch on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:56:00
Swindon are just grape as they make Clarets whine.


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: ghanimah on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:56:09
Austin tatious


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: Gnasher on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:57:13
...if he scores

Austin: the Six Million Dollar Man

...or if he gets sent off

Charlie's no Angel


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: Anteater on Monday, September 24, 2012, 12:04:12
Macca doesn't give Charlie a sniff !


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: nochee on Monday, September 24, 2012, 12:11:48
Macca doesn't give Charlie a sniff !
We have a winner  :clap:

Close the thread


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: Ardiles on Monday, September 24, 2012, 12:17:19
After Eddie Howe gets his tactics all wrong, picture of one of their scouts handing over technical reports just before the game with the headline 'The Dodgy Dossier'.

Not really a pun though, I know.


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: Sippo on Monday, September 24, 2012, 12:29:20
'Charlie does Coke'

After being sent off for a two footed challenge on Giles Coke.



Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, September 24, 2012, 12:31:16
Jason Shakells Williams and Austin all aggro for Town.


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Monday, September 24, 2012, 13:10:58
Big time Charlie


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: Nemo on Monday, September 24, 2012, 13:21:26
Howe To Lose Friends and Alienate People

(Requires their manager to be sent to the stands!)


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: THE FLASH on Monday, September 24, 2012, 14:06:38
Swindon get dicked...."Nathaan Thompsun isa shit" says PDC


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, September 24, 2012, 14:08:30
Swindon get dicked...."Nathaan Thompsun isa shit" says PDC

Not quite got the hang of this punning lark then?


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: Nemo on Monday, September 24, 2012, 14:10:35
Personally I hope Louis Thompson makes the first team just so the Adver can go all out with the Tintin Thompson and Thompson puns.


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: 4D on Monday, September 24, 2012, 14:13:37
Austin burns rubber

Austin Rover, no they never no more


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, September 24, 2012, 15:32:06
Personally I hope Louis Thompson makes the first team just so the Adver can go all out with the Tintin Thompson and Thompson puns.
alas, the characters were called Thomson and Thompson. we'd need to sign Kevin Thomson from Boro


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: ghanimah on Monday, September 24, 2012, 15:40:35
alas, the characters were called Thomson and Thompson. we'd need to sign Kevin Thomson from Boro

To be precise...


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: leefer on Monday, September 24, 2012, 17:55:51
According to the Adver ratings tonight,
 Rooney scored his first goal in a Town shirt on Saturday :no:

Austin Texas to the cleaners?


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: kerry red on Monday, September 24, 2012, 18:07:43
alas, the characters were called Thomson and Thompson. we'd need to sign Kevin Thomson from Boro

Surely, they were the Thompson Twins


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: Jackstfc on Monday, September 24, 2012, 18:20:26
 "I know Howe we are 'Ed-ing out of the cup"  

...but Charlie won't be drawn on naming who he blames for the heavy loss at the CG



Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: thedarkprince on Monday, September 24, 2012, 18:52:00
Surely, they were the Thompson Twins

Actually it's Dupont et Dupond ;)

And it is Thomson and Thompson.


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: 4D on Wednesday, September 26, 2012, 11:48:06
Moving on to Saturday...

Shrews sorry now.

Shrewed Swindon Salop to victory


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: Gnasher on Wednesday, September 26, 2012, 11:50:45
Moving on to Saturday...

Shrews sorry now.

Shrewed Swindon Salop to victory


You know it's going to be Swindon tame sorry Shrews.


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: 4D on Friday, October 19, 2012, 10:17:50
Scunny days
Leon-nil messy


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: Nemo on Friday, October 19, 2012, 10:19:34
"Taking the S-horpe"


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: Bewster on Friday, October 19, 2012, 10:38:40
Clarke puts the shoe in


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: Gnasher on Friday, October 19, 2012, 11:44:08
Scummy Scunny Flushed Down the Dunny

Clarke Kent-bound after Swindon Drubbing

[edit: Hopefully it's not Clarke Kent-bound after Superman Show!]


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, October 19, 2012, 11:50:10
Sleonhorpe.


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: 4D on Friday, October 19, 2012, 11:52:41
The iron runs out of steam after the prutton is off!


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: Notts red on Friday, October 19, 2012, 11:54:25
" Mutton Prutton to the slaughter "


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: kerry red on Friday, October 19, 2012, 12:11:07
'Scunthorpe press the Panic Prutton'

'Clarke Scores! What A Cunt!'

'PdC: The King of Leon'



Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: Coca Fola on Friday, October 19, 2012, 12:32:03
Sleonhorpe.
Winner


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Friday, October 19, 2012, 13:27:57
Leon Clarke is a wanker


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: Batch on Saturday, October 20, 2012, 16:42:21
Iron-pooh.


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: adje on Saturday, October 20, 2012, 16:49:51
FLINTOFF,10 for 1


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: 4D on Monday, November 5, 2012, 15:15:14
Blades blunted.

Steely town razor sharp.


Title: Re: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: Batch on Monday, November 5, 2012, 15:41:11
Blades lack cutting edge

...hopefully


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, November 5, 2012, 15:51:38
 Nick Blackman...not a racist issue, says Patey.

 Town CEO, Sir William Patey, denied that Paolo di Canio, was using racist language, when a passing police officer, thought the controversial Italian was asking him to arrest the Swindon goalkeeper.  Patey pointed out that di Canio's foul mouthed rant was more to do with the 5 goals scored by the Sheffield United striker, rather than the error strewn performance by the Swindon shot stopper.  F***ing Nick Blackman...not being directed at one particular player, as di Canio had asked if all the players could be arrested..

 The Society of Black Lawyers have asked for a full investigation into the incident, and have offered their services at a very competitive rate...

 Rio Ferdinand tweeted..I played with Paolo at the Hammers, I know he's a fair geezer, I once even saw him shake hands with JT.


Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: leefer on Monday, November 5, 2012, 21:23:32
Nick Blackman...not a racist issue, says Patey.

 Town CEO, Sir William Patey, denied that Paolo di Canio, was using racist language, when a passing police officer, thought the controversial Italian was asking him to arrest the Swindon goalkeeper.  Patey pointed out that di Canio's foul mouthed rant was more to do with the 5 goals scored by the Sheffield United striker, rather than the error strewn performance by the Swindon shot stopper.  F***ing Nick Blackman...not being directed at one particular player, as di Canio had asked if all the players could be arrested..

 The Society of Black Lawyers have asked for a full investigation into the incident, and have offered their services at a very competitive rate...

 Rio Ferdinand tweeted..I played with Paolo at the Hammers, I know he's a fair geezer, I once even saw him shake hands with JT.

 :D



Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun
Post by: 4D on Tuesday, November 20, 2012, 11:41:08
Bees stung

Uwe-sless

Paolo's one chop makes the difference