Title: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: 4D on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:50:15 Maestro Austin fails to start
Clarets are corked Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: kerry red on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:53:03 Austin fucks us up
Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: ghanimah on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:53:58 Spilt Claret?
Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: Flashheart on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:54:55 Austin powers one home but can't top vintage Swindon display
Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: Batch on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:56:00 Swindon are just grape as they make Clarets whine.
Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: ghanimah on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:56:09 Austin tatious
Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: Gnasher on Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:57:13 ...if he scores
Austin: the Six Million Dollar Man ...or if he gets sent off Charlie's no Angel Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: Anteater on Monday, September 24, 2012, 12:04:12 Macca doesn't give Charlie a sniff !
Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: nochee on Monday, September 24, 2012, 12:11:48 Macca doesn't give Charlie a sniff ! We have a winner :clap:Close the thread Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: Ardiles on Monday, September 24, 2012, 12:17:19 After Eddie Howe gets his tactics all wrong, picture of one of their scouts handing over technical reports just before the game with the headline 'The Dodgy Dossier'.
Not really a pun though, I know. Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: Sippo on Monday, September 24, 2012, 12:29:20 'Charlie does Coke'
After being sent off for a two footed challenge on Giles Coke. Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, September 24, 2012, 12:31:16 Jason Shakells Williams and Austin all aggro for Town.
Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Monday, September 24, 2012, 13:10:58 Big time Charlie
Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: Nemo on Monday, September 24, 2012, 13:21:26 Howe To Lose Friends and Alienate People
(Requires their manager to be sent to the stands!) Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: THE FLASH on Monday, September 24, 2012, 14:06:38 Swindon get dicked...."Nathaan Thompsun isa shit" says PDC
Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: Flashheart on Monday, September 24, 2012, 14:08:30 Swindon get dicked...."Nathaan Thompsun isa shit" says PDC Not quite got the hang of this punning lark then? Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: Nemo on Monday, September 24, 2012, 14:10:35 Personally I hope Louis Thompson makes the first team just so the Adver can go all out with the Tintin Thompson and Thompson puns.
Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: 4D on Monday, September 24, 2012, 14:13:37 Austin burns rubber
Austin Rover, no they never no more Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, September 24, 2012, 15:32:06 Personally I hope Louis Thompson makes the first team just so the Adver can go all out with the Tintin Thompson and Thompson puns. alas, the characters were called Thomson and Thompson. we'd need to sign Kevin Thomson from BoroTitle: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: ghanimah on Monday, September 24, 2012, 15:40:35 alas, the characters were called Thomson and Thompson. we'd need to sign Kevin Thomson from Boro To be precise... Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: leefer on Monday, September 24, 2012, 17:55:51 According to the Adver ratings tonight,
Rooney scored his first goal in a Town shirt on Saturday :no: Austin Texas to the cleaners? Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: kerry red on Monday, September 24, 2012, 18:07:43 alas, the characters were called Thomson and Thompson. we'd need to sign Kevin Thomson from Boro Surely, they were the Thompson Twins Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: Jackstfc on Monday, September 24, 2012, 18:20:26 "I know Howe we are 'Ed-ing out of the cup"
...but Charlie won't be drawn on naming who he blames for the heavy loss at the CG Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: thedarkprince on Monday, September 24, 2012, 18:52:00 Surely, they were the Thompson Twins Actually it's Dupont et Dupond ;) And it is Thomson and Thompson. Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: 4D on Wednesday, September 26, 2012, 11:48:06 Moving on to Saturday...
Shrews sorry now. Shrewed Swindon Salop to victory Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: Gnasher on Wednesday, September 26, 2012, 11:50:45 Moving on to Saturday... Shrews sorry now. Shrewed Swindon Salop to victory You know it's going to be Swindon tame sorry Shrews. Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: 4D on Friday, October 19, 2012, 10:17:50 Scunny days
Leon-nil messy Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: Nemo on Friday, October 19, 2012, 10:19:34 "Taking the S-horpe"
Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: Bewster on Friday, October 19, 2012, 10:38:40 Clarke puts the shoe in
Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: Gnasher on Friday, October 19, 2012, 11:44:08 Scummy Scunny Flushed Down the Dunny
Clarke Kent-bound after Swindon Drubbing [edit: Hopefully it's not Clarke Kent-bound after Superman Show!] Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, October 19, 2012, 11:50:10 Sleonhorpe.
Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: 4D on Friday, October 19, 2012, 11:52:41 The iron runs out of steam after the prutton is off!
Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: Notts red on Friday, October 19, 2012, 11:54:25 " Mutton Prutton to the slaughter "
Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: kerry red on Friday, October 19, 2012, 12:11:07 'Scunthorpe press the Panic Prutton'
'Clarke Scores! What A Cunt!' 'PdC: The King of Leon' Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: Coca Fola on Friday, October 19, 2012, 12:32:03 Sleonhorpe. WinnerTitle: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Friday, October 19, 2012, 13:27:57 Leon Clarke is a wanker
Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: Batch on Saturday, October 20, 2012, 16:42:21 Iron-pooh.
Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: adje on Saturday, October 20, 2012, 16:49:51 FLINTOFF,10 for 1
Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: 4D on Monday, November 5, 2012, 15:15:14 Blades blunted.
Steely town razor sharp. Title: Re: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: Batch on Monday, November 5, 2012, 15:41:11 Blades lack cutting edge
...hopefully Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, November 5, 2012, 15:51:38 Nick Blackman...not a racist issue, says Patey.
Town CEO, Sir William Patey, denied that Paolo di Canio, was using racist language, when a passing police officer, thought the controversial Italian was asking him to arrest the Swindon goalkeeper. Patey pointed out that di Canio's foul mouthed rant was more to do with the 5 goals scored by the Sheffield United striker, rather than the error strewn performance by the Swindon shot stopper. F***ing Nick Blackman...not being directed at one particular player, as di Canio had asked if all the players could be arrested.. The Society of Black Lawyers have asked for a full investigation into the incident, and have offered their services at a very competitive rate... Rio Ferdinand tweeted..I played with Paolo at the Hammers, I know he's a fair geezer, I once even saw him shake hands with JT. Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: leefer on Monday, November 5, 2012, 21:23:32 Nick Blackman...not a racist issue, says Patey. Town CEO, Sir William Patey, denied that Paolo di Canio, was using racist language, when a passing police officer, thought the controversial Italian was asking him to arrest the Swindon goalkeeper. Patey pointed out that di Canio's foul mouthed rant was more to do with the 5 goals scored by the Sheffield United striker, rather than the error strewn performance by the Swindon shot stopper. F***ing Nick Blackman...not being directed at one particular player, as di Canio had asked if all the players could be arrested.. The Society of Black Lawyers have asked for a full investigation into the incident, and have offered their services at a very competitive rate... Rio Ferdinand tweeted..I played with Paolo at the Hammers, I know he's a fair geezer, I once even saw him shake hands with JT. :D Title: Re: Tomorrows adver pun Post by: 4D on Tuesday, November 20, 2012, 11:41:08 Bees stung
Uwe-sless Paolo's one chop makes the difference |