Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: larwood on Friday, July 29, 2005, 12:28:32 ..obviously weren't lucky enough last season,so what better excuse for a spot of retail therapy in swindon yesterday,to buy some jeans,tops ect?Then i spent about 30 minutes dancing around to Razorlight deciding what i'll wear next season. :oops:
Its of high importance because everything i wear,if we win,the clothes[in my warped mind]become imbued with magical luck. I have to admit its a rather worrisome side of my personality, this belief that everything i wear effects swindon.I think it is some kind of low level Swindon o.c.d,or more likely i am just going mad in my old age. :) Thank fuck the season is only a week away. Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, July 29, 2005, 12:57:18 i have lucky pants for playing football.
Thing is the wife has thrown them out now as they were rank with holes everywhere and were a faded black. i scored 9 goals in our remaining 12 games whilst wearing them last season. will have to get some new lucky pants for this season :-))( Title: Re: My lucky pants.. Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, July 29, 2005, 12:59:36 Quote from: "larwood" ..obviously weren't lucky enough last season,so what better excuse for a spot of retail therapy in swindon yesterday,to buy some jeans,tops ect?Then i spent about 30 minutes dancing around to Razorlight deciding what i'll wear next season. :oops: Its of high importance because everything i wear,if we win,the clothes[in my warped mind]become imbued with magical luck. I have to admit its a rather worrisome side of my personality, this belief that everything i wear effects swindon.I think it is some kind of low level Swindon o.c.d,or more likely i am just going mad in my old age. :) Thank fuck the season is only a week away. So on the rare occasions we have a long unbeaten run, like the 10 or so a couple of seasons back, does this mean you don't change your keks for about 2 months? Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: Anonymous on Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:03:18 I wore the same pants in the play offs when we beat Gillingham and Charlie Henry scored the winner then again at wembley against Sunderland and then again when we beat Leicester. Last year against Brighton I put them on again specially knowing that the result was in my hands(or pants). With one minute to go I was so excited about another trip to Wembley that I pissed myself and without thinking changed my pants. The rest is history.
I was wondering if I gave my magic pants to Andy King and he wore them at every game would we win every time. Or maybe they are special play off pants. Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: STFCBird on Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:08:31 maybe you just have special needs?
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: McLovin on Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:16:15 Harsh, Birdy... :|
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: STFCBird on Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:19:08 sorry - got a cob on today :twisted:
How was your hol? I missed you terribly :oops: Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: Piemonte on Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:19:15 Time of the month, obviously :wink:
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: STFCBird on Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:20:47 :fu: :mrgreen: ha ha
no just the usual you know how it is :wink: Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: McLovin on Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:26:35 Hol was really good thanks. 8)
Don't say that, i'll never shake off the Birdy's Bitch tag line... Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: STFCBird on Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:27:11 Quote from: "dan25" Bless her she is confused. If she is the forum bicycle she probably dosent own any pants. :soapy tit wank: :twisted: OI!! I do but crotchless ones Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: Piemonte on Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:29:32 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "dan25" Bless her she is confused. If she is the forum bicycle she probably dosent own any pants. :soapy tit wank: :twisted: OI!! I do but crotchless ones :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Its a good look bird Dan25 are you DanOUFC without the scummyness in a vain attempt to not get a barrage of abuse from Reg? Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: STFCBird on Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:29:33 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" Hol was really good thanks. 8) Don't say that, i'll never shake off the Birdy's Bitch tag line... Sorry, are you bored of being my bitch? :cry: Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: McLovin on Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:32:51 i haven't experinced any benfits of being said bitch, but not bored, no.
Please change your Duke reference though, otherwise i may be forced to kill you. :evil: Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: Piemonte on Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:35:45 Its a fiar point. Duke is like sooooooooo last season girlfriend :-))(
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: McLovin on Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:40:48 I've never had a girl with crotchless... any good?
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: Piemonte on Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:51:34 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" I've never had a girl with crotchless... any good? I woudnt know mate, sounds convienient though :piemonte: :mrgreen: Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: STFCBird on Friday, July 29, 2005, 13:59:18 They are great, I could just crawl straight onto your lap dave
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: Piemonte on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:01:26 must be time of the month, she's got the horn :soapy tit wank: :twisted:
I feel like a porn commentator now. Its making me feel dirty and used............ I like it :mrgreen: :wink: Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: McLovin on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:01:58 :shock: :oops:
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: STFCBird on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:02:42 don't start me off pm i am quite horny actually, run for your life
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: Piemonte on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:04:09 I think you'd started yourself so to speak............. :wink:
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: STFCBird on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:11:17 glad to see not much changes with you :wink:
I am gonna go and put my love eggs in, I will be like that old dear in phoenix nights next time someone rings the bell at work ha ha Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:11:19 STFCBird, i would still like to meet you but then something tells me i shouldn't cos in my mind your a raging nymphomaniac and a sexy one at that.
In real life you may be different and ruin the image i have :evil: Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: STFCBird on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:13:22 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: oh magic you have a way with words
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: McLovin on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:14:13 love eggs??
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: STFCBird on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:15:13 you know, love eggs!
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:16:05 Quote oh magic you have a way with words i was trying to be tactful and not say that i don't want to meet you incase your a right biffer Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:17:31 Love eggs :wink:
Quote Love Eggs are incredibly sexy as Love Eggs can be inserted into the vagina and worn all day without anybody else knowing. It's just your little secret (of course you could tell your partner you are wearing the Love Eggs as a surprise). Love Eggs contain small weights that cause a mild vibrator sensation when you move. The Love Eggs therefore keep you sexily stimulated all day as a gentle reminder of what may happen later. Love Eggs can therefore create a tremendous build up for a huge sexual release. http://www.asos.com/images/prods/BGIWO6042/image1l.JPG Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: STFCBird on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:24:07 I ain't no biff, I could biff you though grrrrrrrrr :twisted:
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: Piemonte on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:25:03 Hows the love life then bird?
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: STFCBird on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:27:17 GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :twisted:
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:27:58 Quote I ain't no biff, I could biff you though grrrrrrrrr ooooh matron :wink: :wink: Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: Piemonte on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:28:04 Quote from: "STFCBird" GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :twisted: I see........ love eggs and rampant rabbit it is then :mrgreen: ... and possibly blackcurrants face :wink: Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: STFCBird on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:29:28 yeah blackcurrant would love it in the face I reckon.
Good job I work in IT support now, free supply of duracell :wink: Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: McLovin on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:29:49 meh, ok. :wink:
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:30:11 how is work now birdy??
everything sorted Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: STFCBird on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:32:29 yeah it is thanks magic, I have a perv boss free zone, my new boss is lovely, although he might not be so lovely when he see's fridays web useage stats on monday :cry: I am a lot busier now though
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: Piemonte on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:35:52 Good to have some STFCBird style filth back on a friday afternoon though. :mrgreen:
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:40:36 Quote Good to have some STFCBird style filth back on a friday afternoon though. dam right. need something to make the afternoon more entertaining :wink: Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: STFCBird on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:41:41 I am glad I still have my HARDcore fanbase still with me :D
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: Piemonte on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:45:18 Quote from: "STFCBird" I am glad I still have my HARDcore fanbase still with me :D Makes these WET and dull friday afternoons easier to BARE, especially when I've been HARD AT IT all week. I need to do some more work now and ANALyse some company accounts looking in particular at the LARGE ASSETS :wink: Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: Piemonte on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:46:16 I cant believe I just wrote that, its terrible :oops:
A career writing for the sport beckons......... Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: STFCBird on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:49:15 I have some stamps to LICK, and some bloke to DO
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:49:58 Piemonte, thats.......................................................quality :mrgreen:
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: STFCBird on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:50:14 now look what you made me do. my brain stopped working now. I need a drink, perfereable a stiff one - oops done it again
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: Piemonte on Friday, July 29, 2005, 14:59:12 FUCK doing any more work, its far too HARD for this time of day on a friday, especially given the LENGTH of time I've been here. Man, does working SUCK or what? I just want to BLOW the whole place up. I wish I worked with planes or something like that, I could go and fiddle with some FLAPS, I'd be so exited I'm not sure if I'd know if I was COMING or going.
I'm on a roll now :mrgreen: Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: STFCBird on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:05:16 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
I could do with a length Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:08:21 robocock not enough these days???
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: STFCBird on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:09:27 no it broke, :oops:
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: reeves4england on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:17:46 Quote from: "magicroundabout" robocock not enough these days??? I guess its the same old thing. If you use it too many times you just want something bigger and better!Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:21:47 Quote no it broke, get yourself a rampant rabbit. theyre pretty ace i've been told :wink: Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:23:28 Quote from: "magicroundabout" Quote no it broke, get yourself a Kinky Tom. theyre pretty ace i've been told :wink: Cheers mate. :oops: Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: Piemonte on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:24:34 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: McLovin on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:26:33 Nice edit!!! :mrgreen:
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:28:53 Quote from: "Kinky Tom" Quote from: "magicroundabout" Quote no it broke, get yourself a Kinky Tom. theyre pretty ace i've been told :wink: Cheers mate. :oops: and it runs on beer and weed :twisted: Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: Piemonte on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:31:48 The "exhaust" emmisions can be an issue though I've heard......... :mrgreen:
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: STFCBird on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:32:23 I will get one on saturday I get paid today :D
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:34:37 Good girl :wink:
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: Piemonte on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:36:37 Quote from: "STFCBird" I will get one on saturday I get paid today :D KT's a man whore now? :wink: sounds pricey if you need to be paid before a purchase. make sure you get value for money, nothing less than 3 hours minge munching counts in my view Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: STFCBird on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:38:08 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: that is my phrase for the new lesbians in my new office
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: reeves4england on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:39:08 Best make it 4, to make sure!
I hope he's good enough for :wink: you Birdy! Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: STFCBird on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:39:20 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: that is my phrase for the new lesbians in my old office
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: McLovin on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:40:16 3 hours? Pah, is that all... :D
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: Piemonte on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:40:52 Are these lezzers fit horney and bi-curious?
I'm the man for the job if yes 8) Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: reeves4england on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:42:08 I doubt it highly. That would be too good to be true!
Otherwise Birdy wouldn't have time to post on here! Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:42:11 Quote Are these lezzers fit horney and bi-curious? count me in. i have lesbians living accross the road from me. Wish i could see through walls when the lights go out :wink: Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:43:40 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" 3 hours? Pah, is that all... :D Is that all!!?? 3 hours on my face and she'd be too exhausted to make a cup of tea - let alone want more. :wink: Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:44:32 Quote from: "Kinky Tom" Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" 3 hours? Pah, is that all... :D Is that all!!?? 3 hours on my face and she'd be too exhausted to make a cup of tea - let alone want more. :wink: keep em CUMING KT :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: reeves4england on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:45:11 From what I've gathered Birdy can keep going ALL NIGHT
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:45:36 We haven't had a thread like this in what seems like ages.
Ooo STFCBird you been gone too long... Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: reeves4england on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:47:04 Quote from: "Kinky Tom" We haven't had a thread like this in what seems like ages. I second that motion :guinness:Ooo STFCBird you been gone too long... Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:47:43 Quote from: "reeves4england" Quote from: "Kinky Tom" We haven't had a thread like this in what seems like ages. I second that motion :guinness:Ooo STFCBird you been gone too long... thirded :beers: Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: McLovin on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:48:27 Filth.
Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: reeves4england on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:49:52 Quote from: "magicroundabout" Quote from: "reeves4england" Quote from: "Kinky Tom" We haven't had a thread like this in what seems like ages. I second that motion :guinness:Ooo STFCBird you been gone too long... thirded :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: :guinness: :beers: Title: My lucky pants.. Post by: Piemonte on Friday, July 29, 2005, 15:49:57 12thed
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