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Title: Joke Post by: Titch on Friday, July 29, 2005, 12:06:39 Seeing as it's Friday i though i would post this joke that someone just sent me. You may well have read it before but here it is anyway.
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them; they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!" Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said, "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!" Murphy replied, with a smile. "Don't worry; I have a plan, Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth." The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more o' this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!" Murphy replied, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub! Title: Joke Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, July 29, 2005, 12:13:20 :wall: :wall: :wall:
Did anybody else guess the "punchline" half way through? Title: Joke Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, July 31, 2005, 10:57:41 I thought it was quite good. :wink:
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