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This is quite a random thing to ask,but are there any strange/weird people that live in the same area as you?
Theres this strange woman in westbury and she scares me a bit.Shes quite a round lady and she drives a moped.She also has really long plaits that blow outwards in the wind and she has a basket on the front of her moped which normally carrys her two skanky little yorkshire terriors(one that nearly attacked me the other day,which I was thinking of which is why I started this topic :) )I think her name is hilda but I'm not sure.All I know is she is a pest and everybody knows her because shes soooo loud.I also once seen her in a bright green tracksuit.I hope she did'nt see me laughing at her :(

I read all that in a west country accent.It was great especially this bit :advercool:




 I live in Ciren, everyone's a bit weird.

 Most of them look like this



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 And she's one of the best looking ones :shock:

haha, i wonder if mad dad will be back next season  8)

Where I live there is an old man called "Mad Eric".  He walks around the town banging his walking stick on the ground and speaking to himself.  Some people say he puts it on to claim benefits.

There's coocoo man who goes around town thinking he is a pigeon. I squaked at him once and he threatened to kill me and tried to hit my with his walking stick.

Then theres Savoy guy, a chap that sits on his own in the savoy and when he talks does weird hand signals

 The Saveloy collects nutters like moths to the flame......cheap prices.

as does county cricket, at least 30 fruitcakes regularly at hove

There's Lou minus Andy..

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In almost a textbook scene I saw him in a newsagents looks around spots no one looking, stands up out of his wheelchair and grabs a copy of razzle before sitting back down on it and wheeling himself out backwards with his feet.

When i get the Bus to my Birds house there's this crazy bitch who gets on and talks to Tony Blair, "they're very nice curtains Mr Blair!" she says. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

When she gets off the Bus she stops,puts her bags down, and waves to everybody. She also wears this thick as fuck coat even if its 90 degrees outside. :|

when I worked at CRUK we used to get all the weirdos, it was ace.

there was one bloke who used to come in and spend about £100 everyday, he once bought something then asked for a refund. he also had the worst b.o. I've ever encountered :?

we used to get some nutjobs in Tesco as well, I used to pretend I needed something from the cupboard when I saw one of them.

I live in a small country village, so there's plenty of weirdos!

The one that stands out most is the kid who is about 29 or 20 but has some kind of disorder which means he has the brain capacity of a 5 year old and a terrible stutter.

YOU SHOULD SEE HIM PISSED!

We were all drinking outside the cricket club at about midnight a few weeks ago, and the following conversation occured:

Crazy Ben: is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that.... (pointing at a dog)
Marcus: (helping him out) is that your dog?
Crazy Ben: No it's his.

We were all wetting ourselves laughing. Or was that the beer?!

inbreds?

No. Not that kind of small village! You're thinking of Bromham!

every time i get on a bus i always seem to have some weirdo sat behind me making sqelching noises  :shock: , mumbling to himself  :?  and scaring the shit out of me  :(  for the whole journey if they are insane, strange or just plain fu*ked up then they will find me and start talking bollocks to me for no reason what so ever

well if you a man sits next to you on the bus, wearing a shower cap, he is the nutter that goes to the speedway...


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There is a homeless nutter in Bangkok who openely has a wank from time to time in the street whilsy everybody walks past!!!

Anyone remember the break dancing kiddy from outside Woolworths in town.  He's a kiddie from Calne, can't remember this first name but his surname is Little.  Vey strange family.  His mum, Mrs Little, used to wear about 5 coats at a time, even on the hottest summer day.  Made her look huge, anyway after some help she one day dispensed with the coats, to reveal the thinnest woman I have ever seen.  I think her other son, Barry, died about 8 years ago.  He was a bit strange too.

Its not to  bad here  in Covingham, but before i lived here i lived in Purton, oh my god we had many village idiots, some would talk about "that big place (Swindon) gettin abit to close to us" and "them darkies by the bus station". Yep we had um all, u name it and we had um, thank god i dont live there anymore.

Where abouts....?

I agree, Covingham is a great area with no weirdos whatsoever!