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Tonight I had microwave chicken korma and chips. Washed down with ice cold carling.

PROPER FOOD

FOR MEN

I had sausages on toast!

And a coffee 8)

Your lucky the bangers have saved you.

Coffee = Gay I-tie shite.


TEA

A MANS HOT DRINK

FOR HARD WORKING BRITISH MEN

Tea is consumed by grannies!

Strong black coffee is the way forward!   :wink:

Ha ha, thought you were eating that last night spencer? coffee is fro poofs, tea with a rich tea is lush!

Engerland engerland engerland!

Black coffee is for caffine junkie single mums on benefit in council estates in Leeds with bad teeth.

Tea is the back bone of the greatest Empire the world has ever seen.

i had home made chicken fahita kababs with chips and a nice cold Export to wash it all down :beers:

keep since george in my heart.....

You are indeed patriotic magic.

A fine example of a British male thriving in his natural habitat.

Dont see magic 'consuming' any black coffee. http://67.18.37.16/525/186/emo/2xGay.gif Do you? no.

 Speciality of the missus MR?

Isn't chicken korma indian?

Not this time. This i always cook.
that and a fry up & roast.

everything else Mrs Magic cooks

so you have to be indian to eat it? Whats your point?

The title says you are a true patriot?

Or are you playing Patriot games? :wink:

I had stuffed roasted peppers and steamed salmon steak with a bit of salad. :oops:

I am. A true royal loyal lager louting football fighting bum burping british male.



You drink black coffee.

Yeovil mate, there is a delete button. Failure to use it could provoke a savaging.

Coffee's for people who frequent the like's of St*rbucks - unless it's fairtrade, I'm quite a worldly chap you know :wink:

Tea is an English tradition, reminds me of visiting my grandparents in Little Somerford circa late 70's.

(Rich Tea don't dunk too well though, fuckers break to easily - nan, can I have a teaspoon)  :roll:

I have been in Starbuck's once in my loife. Overpriced.

 I'm glad you said with a bit of salad and not on a bed of salad, drizzled with vinaigrette.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
It was

WTF is salmon steak?

Theres only one steak. Its called BEEF!

Right this is going to get me truly savaged but Im on a healthy eating thing at the moment(weekdays only) and am eating loads of fresh fish,salad and veges.

I brought carrot sticks into work instead of crisps :|

return your passport to her majesty imediately.

Im not even going to discuss it.

 :fag:  :run:

You absolute wuss Yeovil!

- not really, I'm doing the same. Tuna salads are the future  :?

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

You lot wait until your 33 and fat.You start thinking about heart attacks,cancer and stuff.

Obviously you forget these things when your off work and on your 11th pint :soapy tit wank:

THat reminds of McDognuts where you can now get a bag of carrot sticks instead of fries with your meal.

I had a Keema madras with microwave crinkle cut chips.

http://67.18.37.16/525/186/emo/fing32.gif Get yourself a cold lager and be proud.

Dairy Lea Sandwiches and those Salt 'N' Shake crisps, washed down with a carton of apple juice followed by a cereal bar....

I was at work though....  Had a nice toad in the hole for lunch  :D

Euphamism city :soapy tit wank:

I'm tired.  Inuendoes accidentally slip into my posts...

I had sausage and chips from the chippy for dinner, washed down with a nice pint of Stella.

I had a Jacket Potato with Beans all over the fucking thing. :soapy tit wank:

I am currently eating crumpets and drinking a steaming cup of tea,how english is that?

Nope. Korma was invented by curry houses over here when they first started up cos at the time English palates couldn't cope with proper curries (see the Goodness Gracious Me "bland" sketch for further background). Much like Chow Mein, which isn't Chinese but was invented by a Chinese restaurant in New York. I'm like a cross between Reg and Delia Smith, me.

Oh and strong black coffee is the only way I get through the day. And I'll fight anyone who wants to have a go about it. Not that the excess caffeine leaves me wired or anything.

Last night I had me Mums steak and kidney pie which also had sausages in :P

I had pork in bbq sauce with peas, green beans and roast parsnips, followed by an after dinner spliff - hence my ineptitude on the poker table. :(

I had rib-eye steak with pasta (my favourd chip alternative) and a mound of ketchup.

Followed by a singluar bottle of Stella for driving purposes.

I had sauage and chips from the chippy (had footy match so was late when got back-well after 8)

Today I start a new diet for two weeks:-

Jacket Potato, with cheese, beans and bacon bits with a salad on the side, meant to be healthy but not too sure??

The cheese is full of fat so leave that out. Beans are ok but have quite a lot of salt. Get yourself some low fat bacon don't drench your potatoes in butter and you should be ok!

fUCK THAT! It will taste minging surely?!?!

aye it will lack a certain panache but no one said dieting would be fun! :(

I cooked me and the Mrs a low fat chicken tikka massala with pilau rice and Naan last night. It was lush. Washed down with 2 bottles of Krony

I thought korma was indian. But Chicken Tikka massala was invented in Bradford in the 60's and the first ones were served by restaurants over here using heinz baked bean sauce.


Wait for it..........





















FACT!

Oooh, actually you might be right. Maybe I've mixed up me kormas and massalas. Or maybe they were both invented over here. Who knows? I'm getting worried now about the whole Indian restaurant thing - anyone been to India? Do they actually eat curries at all or are they all just sitting down tucking into pie and chips and laughing their tits off at us thinking they eat kormas?

In my Madhur Jaffrey she defines a Khorma as any rich meat dish.....in India normally although not exclusively goat.

Tonight was steamed vegetable,new potatoes and a grilled tuna steak.


Ave it!

tonight, jacket with cheese and beans, honey roast ham on side and a salad!  Off for a few beers now!

Beef noodles.  6/10

Im going to India for the cricket tour in 6 months.


So theyd better like curries or else!

Tonight, ham salad with low-fat F***ch dressing. 1/10 because I'm still bloody hungry.

I've just had a big fuck off Donar with chips virtually dripping with fat, washed down with a couple of Stellas and a cigarette. If I reach forty i'll be a lucky fucker. :beers:

Fresh spinach and ricotta tortellini in a home made carbonara sauce.  Filling.

I think Sonic should change your tag line to 'Delia STFC Smith'  :D

Nah, I still like being AP.  Can I be Rick Stein if I have to be a TV cheff?

No you're Alan Partridge.

I had Chinese takeaway tonight washed down with a pint of Strongbow.

I wanna be Heston Blumenthal and feed you dog snot roulade on a bed of nail clippings tinged with a varicose vein coulis.

ps Korma is for lightweights - Xacutti is the one true dish

Forgot to have dinner, then went out until the wee small hours.  Feel like a badger.

Steak, chips and onion rings for me last night washed down with a bottle of red. lush. :beers: