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Title: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: kerry red on Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:05:24 Living here in rural Ireland strange things happen that certainly never did in Swindon.
Just got a call from the wife on her way home to say she had picked up 2 small goats which had been abandoned down the lane where we live. They are now happily eating away in an overgrown field we have. Problem is, we can't keep them because of the greyhounds we have. Any suggestions, sensible or otherwise? Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: Posh Red on Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:08:20 Curry
Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: kerry red on Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:09:59 I am not Jamaican
Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:15:57 Look after them. Goats are cool.
Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: donkey on Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:16:16 Look after them. Goats are cool. Weird eyes, though. Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: pauld on Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:16:56 Use the greyhounds to train them and create a successful stable of racing goats
Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: kerry red on Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:17:40 Look after them. Goats are cool. Send me your address - I'll post one to youTitle: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:20:21 Send 'em both. My girlfriend worked on a goat farm in Bergen so she'll be delighted.
Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: kerry red on Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:21:21 Phew!
Thank God that's sorted Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: leefer on Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:21:54 When i worked on the circus many moons ago a goat and the resident Shetland Pony often tried to gang up on me.
Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: Peter Venkman on Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:22:18 +1 for curry.
Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:25:51 Why make a curry out of them? If you keep them alive, they can provide you with milk, cheese or even Brunost (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brunost) on a regular basis.
Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: tans on Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:26:51 Bum them
Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: Peter Venkman on Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:27:09 Why make a curry out of them? If you keep them alive, they can provide you with milk, cheese or even Brunost (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brunost) on a regular basis. I like curry more than I do goat cheese and milk :)Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: wiggy on Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:41:40 Keep em. Just muzzle the greyhounds around them.
In Kazakhstan they make goat doughnuts, which a friend tells me are delicious. Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: DRS on Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:49:35 Trade them in for magic beans and hope for a beanstalk
Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: LucienSanchez on Friday, June 15, 2012, 16:53:28 Use the greyhounds to train them and create a successful stable of racing goats Nicely done... Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, June 15, 2012, 17:02:43 I'd speak to Tom from Craggy Island.
[url width=350 height=350]http://i.imgur.com/uYNQ0.jpg[/url] http://www.channel4.com/programmes/father-ted/video/series-2/episode-6/bunny-boiler Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: kerry red on Friday, June 15, 2012, 17:46:21 Here they are
Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: random_five on Friday, June 15, 2012, 17:49:35 I'm with Tans. They look ripe for a bumming
Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: suttonred on Friday, June 15, 2012, 18:13:40 Put a skirt and lipstick on them and set them lose on Blackbird Leys. Treat the locals to some lookers.
Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: leefer on Friday, June 15, 2012, 18:18:50 Put a skirt and lipstick on them and set them lose on Blackbird Leys. Treat the locals to some lookers. :D Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: Batch on Friday, June 15, 2012, 19:39:07 Keep them near a bridge just in case there is an angry troll living under it.
Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: Coca Fola on Friday, June 15, 2012, 21:20:56 2 goats 1 cup. :nod:
Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: kerry red on Friday, June 15, 2012, 21:32:40 Goats are sorted.
There is a herd of wild goats down the road and they have now joined them. My missus is convincd England won cos we saved the goats Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: Shaw Rosso on Friday, June 15, 2012, 21:57:05 Goats are sorted. There is a herd of wild goats down the road and they have now joined them. My missus is convincd England won cos we saved the goats Make her goatnap 2 more on Tuesday, then bum them as previously suggested Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: leefer on Friday, June 15, 2012, 21:58:43 Feed the goat and he will score.....what a cult figure ol Goater was at Maine Road.
Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: kerry red on Friday, June 15, 2012, 22:05:40 Look - had a few Bulmers tonight watching te fpptball.
goats may be cute but to sexually abuse them - wtf thst's about You wouldn't believe hwo many animals we've found abandoned and got homes for over here itsd like the fucking RSPCA art our huse Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: Coca Fola on Friday, June 15, 2012, 22:08:50 Look - had a few Bulmers tonight watching te fpptball. ;)goats may be cute but to sexually abuse them - wtf thst's about You wouldn't believe hwo many animals we've found abandoned and got homes for over here itsd like the fucking RSPCA art our huse Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, June 16, 2012, 01:00:29 I'm with Tans. They look ripe for a bumming A few years back there was a chap in Hull who got prosecuted for bumming a goat, not sure, if this is because Yorkshiremen, have a caprine fetish, or that they are more asiduous in reporting abuse. Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: Joycie on Saturday, June 16, 2012, 09:25:49 Give them knives and let them duke it out.
Spit on the winners face to toughen him up a bit then take Ireland. Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: nevillew on Monday, June 18, 2012, 11:35:42 Living here in rural Ireland strange things happen that certainly never did in Swindon. Just got a call from the wife on her way home to say she had picked up 2 small goats which had been abandoned down the lane where we live. They are now happily eating away in an overgrown field we have. Problem is, we can't keep them because of the greyhounds we have. Any suggestions, sensible or otherwise? Are you kidding ? Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: kerry red on Monday, June 18, 2012, 11:50:08 No - I'm not bleating either :D
Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: Flashheart on Monday, June 18, 2012, 11:59:31 Are you kidding ? Ewe just can't help yourself, can ewe? Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: nevillew on Monday, June 18, 2012, 12:50:55 Silly billy.
Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, June 18, 2012, 12:56:53 You ok nev, you seem a bit gruff?
Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: Notts red on Monday, June 18, 2012, 12:57:00 They need a nanny to look after them,
Title: Re: 2 Goats - Any Suggestions? Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, June 18, 2012, 15:05:56 Have you managed to find someone who wants these, a goatacre?
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