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Hi Guys

We currently held an auction for an ex Southampton player and in that was 2 hospitality tickets for this years Johnstone paint final.

The winner bidder has decided he can't go now as I think he was hoping his team would be involved as the auction was last year.

He has asked to re auction them

They still are available for either team and include best seats, program, parking and the best bit food and drink all included.

When I went with Southampton we were right near where the cup was handed over so great seats!


Once sold I need to contact Johnstone lett them know if it's Swindon or your opponents fans. And give them your names.

Then I'll send them straight to you.


Any questions please give me a call/text on

07876778891

Email [email protected]

Ps first come first served and remember its for a great cause

Prob best you use contact details above and not via this site as I never come here!

Are you nigerian george in disguise!!!!

No mate. Funny though

Happy to come to me if that makes anyone feel more comfortable

All legit

Just bell me if you need anything andwered

A bit late with this considering most fans will have their tickets sorted. looks a good thing for anyone who hasn't though.

Are you sure these aren't meant for you arriba? Did your advert go in the programme  ;)

nah that cunt was clearly a troll.

It's his cousin, Djibouti Denzil.

Good afternoon sah

20 quid for the pair.

Thought you were skint!

i am, but 20 quid for 2 tickets including dinner is a bargain

Indeed mate. I'll resist the urge to under cut you then.

Good luck!

just text the bloke offering him 50 quid for pair, he replied i should join a comedy club and that they are worth 450 quid. good fucking luck with that. oh and if your reading this lambert is a fat cunt.

To be fair, If i got offered these for free i'd rather keep my seats right behind the goal.

£450? He should know about comedy clubs then.

Kinda explains why no price was put on the original post though eh.

i thought he said auction too? so i start bidding at £4.50

I'll go for a fiver, go for some decent grub at half time then take my seat back behind the goal.

£5.01

Why don't we just all chip in for Norway Red? Poor bloke can't make it because he's just bought a bigger house apparently.

Poor him, guess hes going to have to suffer in his bigger better house...

£5.04 but thats me out if someone outbids me

£5.05 from me and that's Mexico Red out too! 

bastard

He'll get over the trauma of moving into a big, fuck off house on his holiday he's just booked.

Wouldn't it be a shame if that email address led directly to his Facebook account and it wasn't set to private and you could see all his photos of him in his Southampton kit brown-nosing with the Soccer AM crew...

Superb  ;D

Sold

£300 if interested. From a member here.


Just for the record here is the gobshites text word for word

A simple no thanks would have done, if you dont get any takers let me know, havent been to any games cos of unemployment prior to this season was season ticket holder for ten years.



Get a fucking job you lazy bastard. Bludgers like you make me sick.

Thanks for your kind words and feel free to peeve over my Facebook you bunch of nonces


Lambert may be fat but I bet you wish he was in your shit team.

It's nice we can all be friends.:)

Ben, get this gent into the Julian Alsop game asap.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Touchy.

i knew i shouldnt have been polite in my text, and if you are reading this its hard to get work when you have kidney dialysis for 18 hours on 3 working days a week.

hope you fuck up promotion and contract kidney failure so you too get put out of work.

I like him.Can we keep him

So polite.

Perhaps he can give you a job in his building firm.

oh and for the record have applied for over 50 jobs this week alone.

I know I shouldn't bite but fuck me this cunt has wound me up.

LETS LOUNGE THIS

We can all join in

It'll cost £120 for two top price tickets. So you want an extra £180 for a few sandwiches and a few vol-au-vants....Fuck off !!

And if you think you can sell them to Chesterfield..Good luck. All they are buying are the cheap tickets.

If it's grub and all you can drink between you, then it's not a bad price IMO

Oh dear, what a tool.

I hope nobody takes up the offer of tickets for this cashing in cunt. Fuck him

What a thoroughly unpleasant person.  I hope to god nobody from here has offered him £300 and he's stuck with the tickets.

And for the record, our team is not shit!

Succinct and to the point. Took the words right out of my mouth!

i liked him...get him back

#cuntwatch