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So what do we want from this then?

A draw I am thinking, but wouldnt lose much sleep over Southend winning and that fat cunt using his TV time to blame us for everything!

Happily take a draw, I'll go for 1-1. Results went for us the weekend, could have been a lot worse, a win tommorow and a bit of luck in the other games and we could be in a very handy position before the Cheltenham game. How many will Cheltenham take do we think? I'm thinking 1000 tops?

They will only bring around 800.

Be nice if they brought a fair few more but your probably right.

On their forum they recon it will somewhere between 400 and 800, their fans don't travel very well even for short trips and they are whinging like fuck about the cost of the game.

Southend    11/8
Creepy         6/4

I'm going to have a treble on

Southend
Swindon (-1)
Chelsea

£10 will return over £80

Aren't they all posh and rich then?

I think a draw tonight. Unless Crawley get a new striker in I think they are a diminished threat (hope that doesn't haunt me later).

Southend may play "Sturrock Football" but the bloke knows how to get lower league teams promoted. I think they could come good again.

Didn't realise they were playing tonight. Bit odd, what with having had a game on Saturday too.

Both are destined for the play-offs for me, so score draw.

I think Sturrocks additonal nouse will see Southend into the top 3!

Don't care if a Southend win would be worse for us - I just want to see that Fat Twat squirming again.

Put him in charge of Oxford and I could hate them a whole lot more!!

The perfect match - bunch of cunts led by a fat cunt!

A B C

Anyone But Crawley

Here's a scenario for you, Crawley v Oxford play off final.

Who wins ?

Neither, wembley can get nuked

Fucking hell Ralphy, you just made me sick!

Crawley an injury time winner with thousands of Swindon Town fans going crazy!! I'd prefer Cheltenham to play them and then we could help with their poor away support!

Jesus Ralphy thats just downright sick.

Crawley for me. As much as I dislike fat boy, it would be funny seeing Oxford mess it all up at Wembley.

Revenge for when they took the piss about Charlie 'bobble' Austin.

Hmmm - if you'd asked me a few days ago I'd have said Oxford as we'd have 2 derbys again next season.

After Saturday - and the rather odd piss taking, I mean yeah you beat us but we're still top?

I'd rather we went up and they stayed down - forever.

Fucking spot on.

Reminds me of our 3-0 home and away bragging rights against Leeds.

I'd happily let Oxford's bragging rights be '4-1 on aggregate' as they watch us waltz off with the trophy!!

Crawley. The way the club is being run is not sustainable and they’ll be even worse off in league one. They’ll soon fall back down to a lower half league two team at best.

Couldn’t say the same for Oxford, always a chance they could have a good year in league one, though the theatre of triangles couldn’t support anything beyond that in the long term.

Crawley, a 6 point head start for next season if we are in the same league.

Any chance someone could kindly provide a link??????

I'd rather Crawley were promoted than Oxford, but would prefer both of them to rot in L2 for a lot longer

Think about it once . . .


Think about it twice . . .


Think for a 3rd time . . .



COME ON YOU CREEPIES!!!

Draw would be perfect tonight.

Although, seeing Crawley lose again would also be quite nice  :)

An analogy that springs to mind is that this is like having to choose between eating a 'shit sandwich' or 'shit on toast'...

Not something I want to dwell upon.

J

LINK ...........................................................................

Sure, here you go: http://www.firstrowsports.eu/

Lump ball v Lump ball

Exciting game coming up

Draw with a few sendings off.

I'm sure fat boy has eye liner on in that pre match interview

Watching that fat fker keel over might entertain you

They took 750 to Hereford so I would expect them to bring more to Swindon; it's marginally closer, a much better ground to watch in and a vital top of the table clash.
Their home following isn't coming out as much as might be expected as they're doing so well so any more than 1,000 is unlikely I would say.
There are a few moans about the price but I don't think it'll deter many from making a decision on whether or not to attend.

Cheers Mate

Was there a Swindon jibe in there?

Why was that Sky reporter kissing Evans' arse in the pre-match interview?

And yes, Evans did look like he was wearing eye liner.

No but there will be after the game you can bet on it.

I thought Danny La Rue was dead. . . .

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Southend's physio likes his pies

Poor stuff thus far ....

This game sure ain't pretty!

Ralph its Guy-Liner darling

Very ugly.  And thats just the game.  Lets not even start on the management.

shocking conditions in all fairness

Looks like he bleaches his hair too. Polishing a turd comes to mind.

Its been mentioned a few times hasn't it.  Im sure its stopping that smooth silky football these teams usually provide.

I'm starting to regret not watching eastenders!

I'll be happy with a shit 0-0

I wouldnt worry, it was fucking crap

Embarrassing bodies is on at 9. Might switch over. Worried Evans might be on there too though.

That was fucking dire.

What happened?

I watched the first few minutes of that QPR documentary, so will watch that later .....

Penalty Creepy and Southend down to 10!!!

Ooops. Pen to Crawley, Red for Sarfend

They missed it :)

HAHAHAHAHA

Crawley surely going to win. They are playing well.

Fatty must be pissed off :)

I looked at the telly just after he missed the penalty and some woman was having her fanny examined.

Just showed some woman who likes shoving coffee up her arse. Fucking perve.

Every cloud...

Are you sure it wasn't Steve Evans?

It was a massive cunt.

This game is between two sides who we've beaten 6-1 and 6-0 on aggregate this season.

Wouldn't a Crawley win sort of a good result for us?

Looks like Southend might be down to 9 men.

Dickinson is just about to be stretchered off.

Looks bad

11 against 9 now, hope it ends 0-0

Wish I had backed the draw instead of 1-1.

I don't think I want to see a last minute Crawley win, otherwise Evans might want to 'do a Paolo' and charge down the touchline.

The fat fucker can hardly walk let alone run.

Like a hippo running to a mud pool. Or a fat twat running for a pie shop is probably more apt.

It's amazing how quick he is when someone says 'Free pies' !!!

6 added mins

A blinding advert for L2 football zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

1 added minute per pie ate by Evans at half-time.

Not like I didn't predict it...

Game over.

Can't even beat nine men, the wheels really have come off!

Good result for us.

A crap 0-0. Great.

We are now 10 above Crawley who have a game in hand, and 4 above Southend who have played 2 more.

Apart from us the results went very well, turn over Dagenham and Cheltnum jobs a good 'un.

Red cards, yellow cards and injuries with dropped points a bonus. -  could have been worse!

 :bye:

Great result for us!

Crawley 10 pts behind with only 1 game in hand now.

I wonder how Fat Boy will blame us for this one :)

Anyone owning up to being @SteveAngryEvans

Blimey I hadn't realised how poor Crawley's form is. 2 wins in 10, 5 draws, 3 defeats. Awful. They'll be lucky to make the play offs if they don't sort themselves out.

Booooo. Evans didn't have a pop tonight.

Apparently though other teams "don't play like that"..(quality wise)


No away wins since November.

He keeps saying "we've dominated the game" but I'm afraid fat boy you're not winning games.

My god he is full of shit. And looks like Julian Clary.

A fat Julian Clary...obviously !!

One of the best infrastructures outside the top division. According to Mr Guy Liner himself.

They need a striker pure and simple.

Losing Tubbs and Barnett was a massive blow for them.

Yeah, no-one hoofs the ball as much as Crawley.

As we know after the weekend dominating possession means fuck all if you don't score goals.

And Crawley have stopped scoring, and unless they get someone in that can they won't get near the top 3.

The way Crawley are going they may even struggle to make the play offs.

With the amount of players they've already got on loan..I very much doubt he can do that.

He looked a broken man at full time. Sure the bravado was there in his interview but he is deluding himself if he thinks they are going to get promoted on their current form. Sure Clarke looks a good player but 1 goal in something like 29 games is not going to do it for you Stevie!

If Gary Birtles said it once, he said it 30 times over the last two televised games. They are going to miss Barnett & Tubbs.

Interesting to see Sky link them to McLeod

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11750/7571160/Town-eye-McLeod-deal

I'm pretty sure he said outside the big 4! The bloke is a loon

Does he know what infrastructure means? He is a strange deluded man.

WTF is going on with Steve Evans' hair on the back of his head. He's got some sort of 'checkered' look going on there. :hmmm:

Evans clan tartan perhaps.

He got a bit carried away with a waffle iron.

Southend are really dull to watch.

Paul Sturrock tactics ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz