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A suicide bomber has just let a bomb of about 200 meters from where I live.

And...................

And......

Oh yeah, no big deal. It's only a fucking suicide bomber  ::)

A bit more info would be handy you thick cunt. Where you actually live would be a good start.

He lives in Melksham.

True.

What is a suicide bomber anyway?

I would assume someone who kills themselves by bomb  :doh:

Evidence? Proof? The world media doesnt seem to have picked up on it.

I think he lives in Bangkok, reports all over twitter that a bomb has gone off

A once in a lifetime opportunity?

http://twitter.com/#!/motorcyrubjang/status/169322989207293953/photo/1


And to think you called me a thick cunt

Fucking Hell...what a wierd response from the tef.

From me, I hope you, your loved ones and friends are all ok.

Sorry. I was responding to the fact that someone said Melksham.

Lost track of who is who following all the user name changes a week or so ago.

My apologies. Hope that you and yours are ok.

Hope you're OK, BR.  Sounds very frightening.  Hope things normalise ASAP.

(And ignore anyone on here who clearly needs ignoring.)

Sorry, that was my fault, Melksham Red asked where Flashheart lived, I jokingly quipped that he lived in Melksham.

http://www.bangkokpost.com/breakingnews/279792/bangkok-bomb-injures-foreigner

Hope you and yours are ok BR.

Not wanting to look like I don't give a fuck about BR, but I had kind of assumed that as he was finding time to log on to the TEF that things were basically ok.

We're all fine thanks folks. At worst for us we are inconvenienced because the road is closed, didn't know anything myself until it was on the local news.

Scary shit though, it happened outside a school my daughter used to go to.

Yes I do know. It was a failed attempt at humour.

What an odd start to a thread.

I'd be shaking like a leaf BR. Glad you are all OK.

Some unbelievable thread responses, glad you and the missus and daughter are ok BR.

Apologies. I too failed at a humourous attempt.

Should the thread title not be "FLUCK ME"  :D

Has nobody given a thought for the ladyboys ?

Hope you're ok BR.

Usual intelligent response from the tef.

It's the bloke in the news-site photo I'm worried about. What news of him? Casual bystander or intentional victim?

That's the cunt who had the bomb.

Turned out it wasn't a suicide bomber after all, the bomber had no intention of killing himself. Blew his legs off accidentally. He is Iranian and they reckon it may have been another attempted attack on an Israeli embassy. It seems there was an accidental explosion at their home and it all went Pete Tong from there.

Blimey. And this is the lot who've just developed a nuclear capacity? God help us all...

Ban this racist.

What's racist about that ?
The bomber was an Iranian, and it's the Iranians that are developing a nuclear bomb - what's wrong with linking the two ?

Jesus wept

Hahahhahahaahah oh dear.

As long as child-porn necrophiliacs go with me.  :mwah:

Ah, but I'm in the clique mate. At least you gave the moderator and I a decent giggle this morning though xx

If any good has come of this, it's that the conspiracy theorists are going into meltdown.

how I love laughing at the paranoid nut-jobs. 

What? Not even a bit of potty-mouthed abuse? You're going soft.

I'll bear that in mind

There's kids in here mate. Bear that in mind, yeah?

Don't worry BR, had the worst happened it'd only have taken Jayohaitchenn an hour or two to have posted a 'joke' about it that you could have used, just for a reaction.

oh dear

Oh don't worry, I am.

BR, someone blew up a car in my street last night. True story!

How did they do that?

It was inflatable.

They burnt their lips on the exhaust !

I assume with petrol and a lighter. It is fucking fucked. One of my neighbours has photos, the flames are 3 times the width of the car. Street cordened off and everything. No mention of it in the adver.

It was awful........my sister had her cock blown off and my brother has got shrapnel in his tits. Bloody terrorists.