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I have the following in my cupboard,

Rum
Brandy
Cherryade
Pineapple and Coconut Juice

Do they all go together? If not, what would you suggest.

Mix em and see.
Whats the worst thing that could happen?

It wouldn't taste very nice.

Exactly,
And then you have a pre made dirty pint for the forfeit of ring of fire*

*insert other drinking game here if needs be


Win - Win

Who am I kidding, I'd probably still drink it.  :D

Brandy and cherryade = cherry brandy (sort of)
Rum, coconut and pineapple = piña colada (sort of)

Rum with the pineapple & coconut juice
Brandy with the cherryade

EDIT: Same thought process as me MacPlea

And how is this a dilemma? This should be an excuse to experiment with different combinations and by the end become very very pissed.

I have got a dilemma,

Father in Law has offered to drive and pay for my Wembley ticket BUT he does not want to sit in the singing section behind the goal but somewhere about on the half way line.
What to do? 

I've got the same problem! Went behind the goal last time and now my dad wants to go towards the half way line for a different view, but I want to sing and would prefer to be in the same area as last time!

Oooh, that is a really tough one. I would have to consider it because i'm skint, you could always try tricking him and tell him your not going in the singing section and then buy tickets for there (If your buying the tickets)

Mixed it all together. 1/3 rum and brandy, 1/3 cherryade, 1/3 pineapple and coconut juice. It's actually really good. Need a name for it.

A Coca-Fola

RumBrandyCherryadePineappleCoconutjuice?


But, -

Rum Brandy Cherryade Pineapple Coconut juice

Randy ade in nut juice?

That would only sell in gay bars Crispy. Need a mass marketable name.

Imagine. Coca Fola in leading drinks sales in gay bars.

You've made it.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:




I need to grow up....

Did make I chukkle!

Only if the bar is up against the wall.

 :clap:

Cunt juice

Brandy, on it's own.

Job done.

Only alcoholics who used to be successful but fucked up drink brandy on its own. Fact. (Not stereotyping at all)

I've called it "Plankwalker". Rum = pirates. The plank implies that there is no way back, which is true. Let's make this happen. Crispy you're ethnic relations. Need some more employees.

That's already a name of a cocktail. Waaahh.

Damn.

I have a real dilemma now. Risk losing a mate over a bird. Tonight was his birthday too...

Not at all, brandy on it's own is nice, especially in this weather, warms the ol' cockles, so to speak.

Considering what you had available it's better than brandy and fucking cherryade!

That's simple. See your mate.

Is there Dr Pepper too?

Cant you both just spitroast her?

Win win.

Few weeks make we made a random mix of alcohol that tasted surprisingly like Dr Pepper.



Bro's before Ho's.

This.

I'm assuming that you are young & free, so this applies now.

Make the most of it, your priorities will (almost certainly) change as you get older. :)

Some friend.

So I'm gonna cook the Mrs dinner on Tuesday. Trouble is, she doesn't finish work til 5, so do I shovel food down her, go for a quickie and then go to the game?

I guess that's not really a dilemma seeing as I've come up with a plan.

It's good to se that true romance is alive and well on the TEF  :)

And a beautiful plan it is.

Do her and keep quiet about it.

I didn't in the end. Would have been a bit harsh.

Just had a chat with him, he wouldn't have minded anyway. So I feel the fool now.

Lesson learned there Mr Fola.

Yep.

Ah, the old wouldnt have minded scenario

Dont believe!

ha ha this is funny, Im not sure what to say about Tuesday.  Thinking of getting teh mrs a CD of our first wedding dance, card and a voucher for nails or something then fucking off to game.  As were married, I doubt id get any if I stayed in anyway. 

I'd imagine the majority of married women would be pretty pleased their hubbies will be at football so they can they be asleep when we get home from the match.

it's the freezing post match feet that puts them off.

it could well be the effects of the cold weather a bit further up that may put them off more.

oh, I forgot about the hands  ;)

And 2 tickets to see JLS??! You big poof xx