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There is a cafe in Great Yarmouth serving this up, a heart attack waiting to happen, Justwonder how many calories are this bad boy

Id give that a go.

Man v food style

yup, me too.

I'd die after about 15 minutes but it'd be a happy death.

Urgh, no need for the tomatoes... i'll have some extra black pudding instead.

That's like a loaf of bread there surely??

No Tommy's,got to have toms with a fryup.

yeah, but only so that you can leave them on the plate at the end & not feel bad that you cleared the whole lot.

Isn't this called the "small baby" as the combined weight of the meal is that of a small baby.

Also heard you get it free if you finish it.

But then you would probably die

Not enough baked beans in that really - you need to be able to have a few beans with every mouthful in a proper breakfast.

Bet nobody has eaten all that. Food would win that battle i'm sure. The bread would be the killer but i'd give it a go.

What's that meant to be in the middle? Scrambled egg?

I could do the meat and eggs without a problem,not sure what that is under the black pudding or between the tomatoes and the eggs

Omelette under the black pud?

And fried potato between eggs and tomato?

How much does it cost?

Pancake i thought

I've got a huge appetite, but no way could I eat all that.
Could perhaps eat everything apart from the bread, that would be the killer.

looks like potato omelette, all washed down with not a mug of tea but a can of coke !

It looks like one of fB's creations  :I'm a complete mofleakin Deak

Carb fest!!

After seeing the monster breakfast i looked up food challenges in swindon and came accross this;

Swindon's Top Ten Worst Premises for Food Hygiene
List of Premises with Zero Stars
Currently, the ten premises with zero stars (with the date of the latest inspection) are as follows:
 •Hythe Road Stores, Hythe Road (21 January 2009)
 •Lower Shaw Farm, Old Shaw Lane (3 March 2009)
 •La Casa, 6 Devizes Road (19 May 2009)
 •Princetons Grill, 8 Market Street (22 May 2009)
 •M Nawaz Food Store, 105 Broad Street (18 June 2009)
 •Oriental Express, 8 Clive Parade (21 July 2009)
 •Cosmo Restaurant, Linden Court, Holbrook Way (9 July 2009)
 •UK Leisurewear, In House Catering, Unit 1 Westmead Drive (15 July 2009)
 •Walcot Kebab & Pizzeria, 14 Sussex Square (8 July 2009)
 •Ivy Hotel, Moormead Road, Wroughton (16 July 2009)

has anyone eaten at these lovely establishments?

UK Leisurewear, In House Catering, Unit 1 Westmead Drive (15 July 2009)

Not sure a sports shop (if that is what that is) would be where I would choose to go for dinner. Might get good runner beans I suppose.

They include staff canteens... i've eaten at La Casa and Cosmo off that list. La Casa is now some Argentinian steak house that also does tapas; going tot try it out for my birthday.

Please dont die alex

Uk leisurewear is a clothing warehouse with a canteen.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2093449/The-REALLY-big-breakfast-6-000-calorie-fry-slammed-health-campaigners--hit-diners.html

That looks bloody lush :)

So now we know, it was Eight-egg cheese and potato omelette and Saute potatoes.

Some bloke has actually eaten it all greedy fucker

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2097707/Kidz-Breakfast-Great-Yarmouth-diner-eats-6-000-calorie-fry-26-minutes.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2097707/Kidz-Breakfast-Great-Yarmouth-diner-eats-6-000-calorie-fry-26-minutes.html)

Look at the size of him as well! Skinny bastard

 fancy a bacon sarnie now

We had our Xmas meal at the Ivy, I suffered no ill effects