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Julian Clary and Billy Piper just about sums swindon up

More than fucking aldershot

Whereas Aldershot gave us peg-leg Heather Mills and Mr Tango Alex Reid.

Fucking hell, you're really scraping the barrel for insults aren't you.

ah we have james wade and alex reed

Heather Mills, Alex Reid and Britain's Most Tattooed Woman.

Haul.

Have I missed something but since when has Julian Clary been from Swindon?

He's from Bentham, which is just outside Swindon.

bent am says it all

So, not Swindon then.

Born in Surrey bought up in Teddington and I guess now lives in Bentham?

None of which are in Swindon, correct?

Wow, now we're making gay jokes. It's like being 12 years old again.

Shut up Samdy GAY

He doesn't live there. His parents have for a long while though.

Yeah, check me with my Julian Clary knowledge  :-[

Julian Clary's parents lived (and maybe still live) in Swindon.  That's about as close as it gets, I think.

Why have I contributed to this thread?

:D

After a quick Googling.... I didn't know Nick Hewer (Alan Sugar's sidekick) was born in Swindon.

You're taking the piss out of us? You've got a fucking helmet low level celebrity MMA fighter who's famous for shagging someone who's famous for being famous....and a peg legged slut. You must be proud :-)

Good sporting talent in Dean Ashton, Matt Mills, golfer David Howell. Plus Melinda Messenger, Gilbert O Sullivan and the most underrated band in history, XTC. Not bad for a town.

Luke Skywalker

Diana Dors, Justin Hayward. Mark Lamarr, Rick Davies from Supertramp, Sophie Grigson and Judas cunt Desmond Morris

Pretty sure it was his Mum who was a dinner lady at my infant school, holy rood. If it wasn't, it was his aunt. Brother (or nephew) was a pupil too....and very strangely, Julian Clary was at St Peter's church in west Swindon on a Sunday morning once, not wearing make up and looking unbelievably normal....so I'm told...I was too young to remember that bit. It was about 1987.

Rachel Shelley from the L Word.
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Also Tim Smith from the Steve Wright show on Radio 2.

Both of which are from Swindon.

And Johnny Francome the Jockey/Author

Swindon gave the world XTC. What more could anyone want?

Mark Lamarr

My Brother-In-Law plays in a band with Dave Gregory from XTC.

True story.

"Bunny Boiler" on Balls of Steel is a Swindon girl... Hot.

Sorry.... Aldershot?

Angel Long AKA Sarah Read

Porn star from Swindon who has won many awards!

http://www.angellongxxx.com/


OR Slightly cleaner..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_Long

That's the one I was trying to think of. Thaila Zucchi. Smokin'.

On the Wikipedia page there is a reference to the SHAFTA awards.  Absolute geniuses in the Porn World!!   :D

Aldershot?  Isn't that the army barracks with a few houses attached to it?

Who is this fucking red and blue troll anyway? what a tosser.

Aldershot is a small shithole populated by chavs with a shite football ground and hardly any support.

by contrast, when we next lose, say in the Champions League final in May 2017, to plucky little Man City it will be:

Winston Churchill, Don Rogers, Paolo Di Canio, Diana Dors, Justin Hayward. Mark Lamarr, Rick Davies, Sophie Grigson, Angel Long, Melinda Messenger, Dean Ashton, Gilbert O'Sullivan, David Howell, Julian Clary, John Francome, Billie Piper, your boys took one hell of a beating...

Why would you say that when you've just been beaten by Man City ??

I wouldn't.  I'd be sick.

I was thinking more how all der shit chavs might gloat.

Last time I went to aldershot was in 1989 to get some spares for my MG.  Has it changed much since then?  :)  Wolves were in aldershot that day,  there were loads of 'em there, didn't see many shots fans.

Julian clary's parents used to live in westlea (still might) I remember seeing the parents and Julian walking fanny the wonder dog by the (what we used to call) the web park

Last time I went to aldershot was to watch Paul Rogers fight against the army boys in the barracks there, he made it to the ABA finals after that iirc

Julian Clary would often stay at Stanton House.

I hate Tim Smith...he's an annoying cunt.

Went to Aldershot's 'ground' last season. Love how you have to walk through a park down loads of steps just to get in to the away end. I nearly moved to Aldershot last year, but decided to pay the extra £300 a month to live in Guildford. The place is awful. That's coming from someone who grew up in Rodbourne.

Is Angel Long from Swindon?? This is news to me. Anyone know her, went to School with her?....I'd like to stalk her.

Don't forget Miss Whiplash....Lindi St Clair.....an old school mate of mine, now she could deliver one hell of a beating.

Josh kumra who sang a song with example is from swindon also

:)

Not forgetting Desmond Morris who i believe dated Dors in there younger days......or Diana Fluck as she was born.

Angel Long is from Chippenham I believe - she's living with a guy I went to school with - his Facebook updates about what video they are shooting can get a bit tedious though!! :)

don't forget he's a Judas scummer leefer - not one we should be proud of.

True Chalkies....but to my relief i have just noticed he was born in Purton and not Swindon ;)

 Bob Anderson has won more World Championships than James Wade  :)

but I don't think he got to shag Helen Chamberlain

Possibly one of the few that haven't...

http://www.brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sport-oxford.html

Haha timmy mallet is a twat

Not sure you can say that about uncle martin

Timmy Mallet is one of the biggest cunts I have ever met.

Am I missing something...what's he doing on a thread about folk from Swindon?  Please don't tell me he's another defector like Morris.

He lives in Aldington not far from Paul O'Grady.I do too but that's where the similarity ends.
Although Mr O'Grady sponsors my football team and Julian's dog shat on my football pitch-did have a bag with him tho'.

Apparently Dean Ashton's from Swindon.

What about the author Robert Goddard?Dont know if he's actually from Swindon but he mentions it a lot in his books.

Born in Fareham according to Wiki

Does this guy count?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3930200/Football-fan-atics-away-win.html