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Great game, 6-1 was a fair score to.

David Silva best player in the world at the moment, pure class

deffo have some full on man love for him

cant wait for MOTD 2 tonight

Ferguson must regret resting Howard Webb.

Next up - the mighty Aldershot

Heard evra has been accusing people again

Racism last week, gang rape this week...

Hilarious game to watch with plastic mancs.

Micah Richards man of the match may be the biggest injustice against Silva for a while...

Apparently there a helpline for united plastics.  Its 0161 616161...

They probably dont even know that the area code for manchester is 0161.

Manchester United fans were kindly donating their 19 banners so that City could hang them upside down.

The Chelsea game is a bit of a cracker too... incredible day of football

That's what happens when they pick MoM with around 5 mins to go.

City should've had a penalty soon after the sending off and Dzeko should've ended up with a hat-trick. Utd were defensive naive...nicely marshalled by Ferdinand.

Well at least all the plastic Mancs were able to leave early to get back to London.

Oh dear John terry you naughty boy

Wonder how Rio Ferdinand will take to hearing terry called his brother a "fucking black cunt"

Best game i have seen in the Premier for ages.

He's England captain so he'll get away with it.

Wonder how his team mates will feel.

They'll probably agree that the ref was a fucking blind cunt as well.

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Latest picture of Sir Alex.

Jump you fucker!

i'm happy to ignore this possibility and typecast Terry as a racist

Dislike Man Utd but dislike Man City - nothing to do with the money just cannot stand the self titled 'best supporters in the world' and the media bollocks regarding their support

I thought Newcastle had the best fans in the world?

True colours.



Also, an honourable mention for drogba. What a khunt.

Watched this yesterday and totally agree. Brilliant game to watch as a neutral.

As for all the plastic fans - brilliant to see the stadium quite empty towards the final whistle. I had a half marathon in Birmingham yesterday and seen shit loads of them in the services on the way up. WANKERS!!!

It's a great weekend for me when manure, chelski and the scum lose while we pick up three points.
Man city? I have no thoughts on the subject but feel free to ask me again in five years when they dominate English footy.

We had that off them when they did us 8-1 at Forest in 1999, there's a taxi company right outside the ground, and the number just happens to be 818181.

Must have been horrible yesterday for those tens of thousands of Manure fans having to make that torrid journey all the way back down South after the game  ;D

Was it not 7-1?

Nah....ManUre won 8-1 at the City Ground

Just bought one of these bad boys

http://thefootballramble.spreadshirt.co.uk/why-always-me-men-s-customise-colour-A17845594

Definitely 8, it was 1-1 at one point, 4-1 with 10 minutes to go, then Solskjaer came off the bench and that was that!

No it was 7-1 when Forest beat us but Man Ure beat them 8-1 there.

Had to laugh at that game, not for the result but because the fella who sits next to me missed 5 of our goals whilst he was either at the bar or making his way to and from the bar!

This result topped off my weekend of footy nicely!

I should have read the post a little more carefully! Remember seeing that 8-1 game on MOTD. nice to see the United 'fans' get some back. Particularly those who 'support' the club only through twitter, facebook, and bragging to fans of lower league teams.

This!

before i went into see the Selecter in Bath last night i went into a pub for a drink.  They started a quiz night and the host was on a microphone....."Everybody knows that i am a crazy mad Man United fan so please no piss taking!" he says.

"You did fucking well to get back from the game so quick!" says the Flash...

"Watched it on the telly mate!" came the reply.

"You must be fanatical!" says I....

 :clap:

Give it a few years and we will all be saying the same thing about Manchester City.

:D

I like my women how I like Manchester United. Beaten and raped after taking a Jonny off.

Thanks for sharing that Walrus.

So amusing.

Not aimed at your demographic I'm afraid...  Made I chuckle.

Which 'demographic' was it aimed at?

Pathetic.  You crossed a line there.

By no means condoning it but,

A lot worse has been posted on here

Not so long ago this would never have even raised an eyebrow

but at least the majority of their fans have seen L1 first hand, utd fans haven't even heard of it

Being the vindictive cunt that I am, it was a joy to behold the faces of the Manure fans on the tellybox as they struggled to get their heads round the result.....

1-6?

Nah mate, gotta be 6-1 innit?

But but but scoreboard says 1-6.

Wos 1-6 mean then?

1-6 means the ref/ lino/ god was a cunt innit?

The demographic with a sense of humour.

That really isn't funny though. I'm not even particularly offended, it's just not funny.

I chuckled.

Can I jump on the bandwagon and say its not funny?

Not funny.

The scoreline is the only funny thing about this thread

 Walrus does come from Crawley, so allowances need to be made...

The last time people wearing Man Utd shirts got fucked that badly, Ian Huntley got life.

fucking dmr, always jumping on the bandwagon

Pahahaha.

This

Wrong.  There was nothing there in your original post that anyone without a mental illness would find funny.


Tell you what.  Post that comment again - only this time, instead of hiding behind an internet alias, add your name and address at the bottom.

Or better still, take a few moments to consider how you would feel if 10 years down the line people were making 'jokes' about your primary school aged daughter who was murdered and then set on fire by a psychopath.

This isn't about being po-faced or politically correct or not knowing how to get a joke...it's about knowing where to draw the fucking line.  I don't care what Fred says about how the TEF would have tolerated this in the past.  Good fucking riddance to that.  I'm disgusted.

To be fair, DMR isn't the world's most opaque alias.

Wow, lighten up TEF

I don't mean this to sound patronising but in DMR's defence he's a single lad, with no kids and everything's material for a laugh. I truly believe that when you have kids, you're outlook on this kind of thing changes drastically. Hence the difference in reactions.

A joke will always offend someone. People will say what Huntley did should not be made into a joke, but should we make light of what happened to Princess Di or Michael Jackson etc. etc.?

DMR has always had a bit of the Frankie Boyle about him.

I think its more about age than having kids.

Got to agree to be honest.

I like to laugh at jokes....at the right time and place and with woman and who knows youngsters lets be a bit carefull eh?
Is it me or was there a place for stuff on the forum for stuff like that.
As i said we all like a laugh and me especially but come on chaps .....even you youngsters there is no place for that on a thread like this....and i am sure that is why the mods made a place on the forum for it....not safe for work?
Best leave those kind of comments on there in my humble opinion.

This has made my day. You're not a rape victim are you?

No but you're certainly a cunt.

agree with this.

3 Goals also in "Fergie Time" at least most of them missed it on the coaches back down South at 3-0.

Not forgetting Chelsea diving and falling all over the place. John Terry is a Cunt.

My flatmate has fletch on skype at the moment whilst playing Fifa.

Anyone want me to pass on some messages?

Good goal yesterday

Pfft Jesus wept this forum has gone to the dogs.  For fuck's sake careful when turning on the television on a Saturday night, you might catch a bit of Frankie Boyle or Jimmy Carr.  I didn't even think the original joke was particularly offensive - I can go a few notches lower yet.

Offence is taken, not caused.

Yes, offence is taken but, some comedians make a living intentionaly giving folk the opportunity to take offence.

Frankie Boyle would be an average, sometimes slightly amusing bloke on the telly if he stopped trying to offend.

Agree with Ardiles and Leefer, some things just don't need to be said, struggling to understand how anyone can find them "jokes" remotely funny or clever? Perhaps if I was still in my early 20's and didn't have kids I might think differently but I doubt it. Ah well, each to their own I suppose, I'll tut, shake my head and move on!

www.sickipedia.org ... Warning : may cause coronary.

The first joke wasn't funny, the second was. No subject should be out of bounds.

My iPhone won't let me text it, there must be some kind of built-in taste filter.

DMR is only in it for the reaction. I wouldn't rise to it Ardiles.

Somehow managed to resist the temptation to look, I did however Tut and shake my head again so please stop as people around me at work think I have got a nervous twitch.

There is some seriously vulgar stuff on there - even for me!

I think some of you have been a bit over-sensitive, but apologies for any offence taken.  I wrongly presumed it was open-season on Man Utd piss takes.

Walrus apologises....end of the matter for me...

^^^^ Ditto