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I promise to abide by the result.

who's eric?  :girlgiggle:

Talk about attention seeking.

You say you are going to abide by the result.  How long or how many votes until there is a result?  Things are not looking good as they stand at the moment!

what a sad cunt...honestly...

Starting up polls about yourself in the Matchday Action section?

You've been OK up until now, but it's starting to go downhill.

You seemed alright to start with, but this is just getting silly now.

I WILL abide by the result. Poll closes at midday on Sunday 21st August.  ;)

For me to stop posting, a majority of those voting must vote "yes".

Bent

I can't remember who you are?

To be honest, I think I have a death wish. I think I want to be voted off. Can't see me giving it up otherwise. It's a bit like "suicide by cop".

Fucking attention seeker

Over 100 reads in a few minutes.  :)

What sort of majority?

Simply "yes" being the most popular choice, even if it is less than 50%.

Is this first past the post or do we have some kind of watered down PR going on here?

It has to be an absolute majority - more than 50% of votes cast must be "yes", (Think I've said that already, but hey ho).

At the moment, I'm staying.  :)

Come on people vote yes!

NemoBet odds on this poll not being edited by a mod before closing time: 100/1

If Ben comes back in the mean time 10,000/1

can i change my vote? now i know you i kinda wanna say yes.......

Can someone just ban this donkey raping shit eater. I can't believe that you lot have been caught, fuck knows how many times by his constant fishing. I'm slightly embarrassed by you all.  Don't give the cunt the satisfaction.

Or better still, why not just let this thread drop quietly off the bottom of the page?

I know I have just pushed it up to the top again...but if we make this post the last one, it won't stay there for long.  Just an idea.

Ban him. He's an unfunny twat with nothing interesting to say. At least OF adds something to the forum.

Now that could really offend me, if I gave a toss.  :D

I voted for the middle one. It perfectly encapsulates my thoughts on the matter.

Don't you think it's slightly ironic that people actually vote for "couldn't give a toss"? Surely if you couldn't, you wouldn't bother voting. Odd.

By the way, don't let the "at least oxford_fan adds something" platitude go to your head. You're tolerated, no more.

Please delete your account and leave.

I killed him.

He called me a cunt via E mail the other day but I let it ride because I am a bit of a cunt,feel free to keep voting though.

I read this and it reminded me of something. I couldn't think what. And then I looked up.



Surely, by your own logic, you'd have let it pass without comment if you really didn't give a toss?


Who are you trying to speak for there?

Finally. Thank you. I'm glad that scrote itch is gone.

Scrote itch?

He is aids personified

Why has he been now changed to "Dave"

Thats the only bit that confuses me..

If its a boy, they're gonna call it Rodney - after Dave.

That was his original name, but it was changed to Eric by a mod, in homage to Bananaman.

Ah of course, I remember.

I assumed "Eric" would stay with him after death.

This attention seeking - its all a bit needy isn't it - but I suppose with no history and the fear of what your reletives may try and do if you sleep with your door unlocked you may end up like that?

So now he's gone, can someone tell me who he really was?

He wasn't a proper Oxford fan and was just a regular on a wind-up, shirley?

I'd imagine so Samdy. Started off alright then became Thrush. Must have been a long game troll?

It's almost exactly how he ended up with a ban from FF.

Always poking and prodding for a reaction but not liking the replies he then expects apologies and turns our own against each other. I think he was/is a total fake.

He's been on Oxford fan on another forum (multiple times over) as well.

He signed up (and was banned) again today - getting the chance to post this gem


What a cunt.

I found him more boring than DV. Quite a feat.

So did I...

Oxford fan here. Apparently he's banned but emailed me on the yellows forum and asked me to post this.

"Hello chums. I have quite rightly and deservedly been banned. I'd like to thank you all for being such fun. I'm particularly touched that the majority of those who voted in my little poll DIDN'T vote for me to go!Still, at least you have oxford_fan as a pet"

Anyway, haven't been following this and havent been on here since Sunday as I live in Sarf Larndon and have been trying to dodge all the feral scum roaming the streets and that has preoccupied me.

One thing the whole rioting thing has made me think, is whether the policing will be affected in approach and style for our game. On Monday night I was in Clapham (helping defend a mates shop befoer anyone says anything) and the policing was horrific. They stood and watched as the looters caused carnage burning a shop down, stoning the firemen, treating themselves to everythnig in Debenhams, Currys, etc.. Apparently I've since read the police admit they got tactics wrong as they treated it like crowd control rather than the criminality that it was.

I wonder if the police may be a bit embarrassed by their initial soft response, or out to prove a point about crowd control on the 21st?

Whatever, who gives a fuck, ta ta!

I do actually. More fool you if you're not worried about the happenings across the country this week, the impact it has on policing, how your matchday may be affected. I'll let you come back when you've spent 4 hours being kettled up and miss a game, etc.

Perhaps some of your more learned forum members are interested too. Anyway, thanks awfully for your pitiful contribution.

think it was more just aimed at the point of the thread, not the post

I'm sure he has been kettled up longer than that in the past.

You will get a response from Berniman!! ;D

Can we ban the other scummer just for posting on behalf of the other scummer.

Both dull as fuck.

It was about the point of the thread rather than the post......

But, now you have brought it up I thought I would give a less pitiful contribution.  The bloke has been trolling around a forum trying to fish for responses, starts a thread about himself, get's himself banned for being a knob, and then gets one of his imbred mates to post an explaination about his woes of the past few days when others have lost their homes, businesses and lives.  I think that on it's own commands a "whatever, who gives a fuck" response.

How do you know I am not worried about the events of the past few days?  How do you know I haven't lost my home, business of friend/family member, or been close to somebody who has?

When you are as learned as me my yellow nosed friend, you will see that how the policing at a football match is affected or how your matchday is affected is wholly insignificant compared to the events of the last few days.

Now I return to my original point.  Go back to your inbred filled piss coloured forum, because I really don't give a fuck about you or your previous incumbent!

Ta ta!

You don't need to ban me. I'm off. This place is absolutely vacuous on so many levels. I regret signing up as I was under the impression this might be a reasonable forum where people would reasonably debate so god knows what your inferior "thisisswindon" is like. And you have the temerity to suggest that yellows forum is inferior on an intellectual basis even to this forum. I haven't been trolling but have received no end of abuse from absolute strangers. Bizarre.

ps Berniman. You've got alot of anger. I'd chill out. "inbred mates" "who gives a fuck". You remind me of some of the angry feral little chavs I had to protect our local store from on Monday evening in South London. I'd consult a professional.

And as you have asked, the reason one might think that you don't care about the events of the last few days would be when you responded "Whatever who gives a fuck". Thats how the english language works. Your response counts on the basis of the words you use. I was trying to give it some context to the football. Apparently you're not able to cope with that.

The matters on a sociopolitical level can be discussed elsewhere and have been at length. But this is a football forum. Im also perfectly comfortable that you're not learned given your confused response. and also comfortable that I understand the implications of the riots given a friends house was trashed.

Anyway, in your own words....ta ta.

Bye :bye:

Xx

I was waiting for the 'toys out of the pram' post.

Precious bunch, ain't they.

PS


It is though, isn't it.

Oh Jesus not another sanctimonious Poxford fan, is it a legal requirement or something?

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That wasn't anger, that was fun!  I love fucking with the uneducated twats down the A420.  He either didn't read my post or didn't understand it, bless him!

If he is going, why is he still online, ban him FFS!

Certainly made my afternoon go a tad quicker.

Oi Alessandro  :shutupbitch: you  :gay: you're  :banthem: :twat: :flaccid: :eekout:

Ban that cunt as well ( more than likely the same sad twat anyway)

I sincerely hope your shop is looted beyond recognition and your friend was badly, badly injured.

Next.

I love you dave

And he thought I was angry.

Say hello to my little friend! (in a scarface voice)

Both have gone? bonus.

Run run run Oxford.

Good those two Scummers can fuck right off - boring twats. Maybe spitting the dummy out can now be known as "doing a Scummer".

Think we might have touched a nerve with the thicko farm hand Pox fan stuff.

He's pretty bitter about it on the 'yellowsgivinitdabiggun.co.uk' forum.

Fuck, I didn't ask him how his mum was.

she's got dementia so she won't give a fuck anyway

He really is quite emotional about it all:

http://yellowsforum.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=miscellaneous&action=display&thread=3896

I'm confused, he thinks you're sad for residing on here, but then writes a 15,000 word essay, titled "throwing my toys out of my pram" complaining that he's been banned from here.

Plus he effectively asked to be banned. What a total shit cunt.

Since falling into the same division as Oxford it's all gone very strange across the social networks/forums.

People can't seem to cope with the 'excitement' of it all.

First time i've looked on that pox site. That Eric twat fails to realise that if he had added something worth reading and debating then he would have got some decent debate from here. It's purely down to him being a complete fucking nob head that he took the due stick he got. His boring postscouplesd with his responses to everyone elses posts was fucking tedious. Fucking attention seeking bellend.
Even if he was a town fans he'd still be a cock.
Oxford fan being accepted and respected on here kinda proves that if you dont act a complete twat you will be ok.

Spot on.

According to a scummer on twitter an stfc fan broke into the kassam and graffitied the pitch and stand

you mean climbed the fence?

Apparently they wrote STFC on the pitch.

In oil.

https://twitter.com/bigbananaboys/status/102355774348607488

Now on Scummers OS

http://www.oufc.co.uk/page/News/0,,10342~2419155,00.html

They spelt it wrong? maybe it was one of your own fans and it actually spelled out OUFC :D

Really clever people,early morning,no traffic,so they drive up and park under the CCTV cameras,climb over the fence walk on to the pitch,have nothing covering there faces,and deface the pitch,all this covered by CCTV.
Match starts 9 hours later and you cant see anything.
Pretty pointless excercise really,and a waste of time and money.
Hope they have already bought there tickets for next week and get the "knock" in the next few days.
 

Thanks,for,letting,us,know.

*their

http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/9193937.Landlord_defends_plan_to_open_pub_at_9am_on_derby_day/?ref=twt&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Serves Oxford right for only having 3 sides

Well all's Ok then - no damage done and the culprits will be captured. A bit of a non-event then that you are commenting on another fans forum on.

Eric/Surrey is a sad boring twat who needs to get a life.

What sort of a fucking name is Surrey anyway!